Funny story: Apple Sues to Stop Leaks -- Bill Says "Whaaat?!!"

Apple Sues to Stop Leaks -- Bill Says "Whaaat?!!"

LOS ANGELES, CA - Apple Computer, Inc. (AAPL) has recently demanded that three websites reveal to the company the source of their information. The sites in question - ThinkSecret.com, PowerPage.org, and AppleInsider.com - cater to people who use or...
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Funny story: Hometown Hero Mary Helen McFlugle

Hometown Hero Mary Helen McFlugle

Punxsutawney, PA. Local woman says the Internet has given new meaning to her life. Mary Helen McFlugle of Pine Street, Punxsutawney has found a new purpose in life- helping others in chat rooms and forums on the Internet.
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Funny story: Soothsayers warn: Almighty's wrath on Pope's secret sister, next on the coffin list

Soothsayers warn: Almighty's wrath on Pope's secret sister, next on the coffin list

Vatican City, Sunday 3 April, 2005 - (Rioters) Italian soothsayers warned today that the wrath of the Almighty will be upon the peoples of the Earth unless world politicians repent right away and open up the security and intelligence files they have...
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Funny story: "Abused" Infant Simulators Prompt Free Birth Control Supplies

"Abused" Infant Simulators Prompt Free Birth Control Supplies

PEQUOT, SD --- Two years ago, Pequot High School faced a record number of teen pregnancies. Concerned school board and PTA members decided to educate their troubled youngsters, purchasing fifteen computerized "infant simulators" and an award-winning...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Pregnant

Brad Pitt Pregnant

The Oxro Clinic of Finland has contacted Brad Pitt announcing they have successfully made mothers out of guys. This one step procedure would produce a child in nine months without the need of Jennifer Aniston. Let her pursue her fledgling career. No...
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Funny story: Calculator flaw blamed for all mechanical failures

Calculator flaw blamed for all mechanical failures

All structural and mechanical failures in the world over the past 32 years have been traced to a fault in the multiplication feature on calculators.
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Funny story: George Bush and the White House: Maybe It Was Iran, After All

George Bush and the White House: Maybe It Was Iran, After All

The White House admitted today in the face of the WMD Commission's report that it may have been slightly mistaken about the fact that Iraq had anything to do with the September 11 Attacks on New York, Washington, D.C. or the downing of United Air...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Blown to Smithereens!

Wal-Mart Blown to Smithereens!

SPRINGFIELD, FL (AP) A massive explosion brought down the local Wal-Mart early this morning. The blast left a large gaping hole in the ground where Wal-Mart had been doing business for the past 7 years. Fire Department Chief Max Hosing said, "This ap...
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Funny story: Can Krispy Kreme turn you GAY? Asks Jerry Falwell

Can Krispy Kreme turn you GAY? Asks Jerry Falwell

Today while addressing his Television flock of millions. The Reverend Jerry Falwell posed the question: Do Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, turn people Gay? This analogy comes three year's after he stated on his television program that "Tinky Winkey" the purp...
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Funny story: Area man attempts Contact High

Area man attempts Contact High

Riverside Iowa- John Henry proclaimed loudly to neighbors, that even thought an entire amount of an un-known narcotic was lost to a neighborhood bonfire it would not be lost to him. "Don't worry watch this," Henry said. It was then that Henry alleged...
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Funny story: Pope John Paul Biography

Pope John Paul Biography

Vatican City -- The brilliant tenure of Pope John-Paul 2nd has come to an end, and the Spoof would like to join in the celebration of his life and accomplishments by publishing the following 1978 interview of Karol Wojtyla, then simply known as the C...
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