Funny story: Firefighters Called to Vatican

Firefighters Called to Vatican

Firefighters raced towards the Vatican tonight. Black smoke was seen bellowing from the rooftop by a Japanese tourist and he promptly called the emergency services. On arrival, the Papal firefighters initially thought that the smoke was to signal tha...
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Funny story: A SPECIAL day for ANDY LAM!

A SPECIAL day for ANDY LAM!

Oh! What a SPECIAL DAY had ANDY LAM! I am ANDY LAM! and I had a special day. Why was my day SPECIAL? I think that question you should be asking is, “Hey, why wasn’t MY day SPECIAL?” At least that is what I would be saying to myself if I wasn’t ANDY LAM!...
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Funny story: Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

VATICAN CITY, ROME - As the highly anticipated white smoke emerged today from the Sistine Chapel stovepipe chimney announcing the election of the new Pope, a collective cheer was heard from Catholics around the world.
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Funny story: Rows Over Pepsi's New Marketing Campaign

Rows Over Pepsi's New Marketing Campaign

An entirely new advertising campaign has been launched today by the soft drink giant Pepsi which has caused a major stir throughout the world. The Pepsi company, believing themselves to be 'more popular than God', took it upon themselves to s...
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Funny story: Creation Scientist Forced to Endorse Evolution

Creation Scientist Forced to Endorse Evolution

PIXY TWADDLE GAZETTE -- Long time staunch proponent of virgin births, talking shrubbery and literate livestock, Richard Noggin, part time sessional lecturer at Confused Christian Scientists for Stasis Community College and senior pastor for the congr...
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Funny story: Move Over Rover - Over Here

Move Over Rover - Over Here

BIRMINGHAM , UK - In a last minute deal administrators of the failing car giant Rover have brokered a deal that will mean car production will continue in the Black Country. Price Cooper Waterhouse have announced that a joint venture between Jo...
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Funny story: Scientists Forsee Lizard Takeover

Scientists Forsee Lizard Takeover

In an animal testing facility on the outskirts of the city of Memphis, Tennessee - scientists were alarmed by the sudden rapid growth of a certain breed of iguana after being fed a considerable amount of birth-control pills.
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Funny story: Hard Line Vatican Cardinals Start Nuclear Holy War against Others, N.Korea is Hit by First Strike

Hard Line Vatican Cardinals Start Nuclear Holy War against Others, N.Korea is Hit by First Strike

In an unprecedented first strike against other worldwide religions, the Vatican has started the launch of 115 Cardinals against the enemy faiths and doctrines. Obviously, the lack of leadership at the Vatican has caused a catastrophic breakdown in di...
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Funny story: Rover Saved - New Model Announced

Rover Saved - New Model Announced

LONGBRIDGE, BIRMINGHAM - recent rumours are confirmed by Phoenix Venture Holdings, owners of MG Rover. A new model is to be launched which it is hoped will revive Rover's flagging fortunes.
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Funny story: Killer Carp Invade Blue States

Killer Carp Invade Blue States

Genetically altered killer carp are suddenly turning up in the waters of all blue states, causing biologist to suspect they are agents of biological warfare sent to destroy all human life in the unpatriotic region. "They're big, they're bad, they're...
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Funny story: Pope Selection - Games Up

Pope Selection - Games Up

VATICAN CITY, New York - The election of a new Pontiff has been thrown into disarray as no one can find the rules of Paper Stone Scissors, the method used to determine who is to head the Roman Catholic Church until the next death. As of now he...
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Funny story: Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Vatican City - In a solemn ritual dating back to the Dark Ages, cardinals from around the world have gathered in the Vatican's famed Sistine Chapel to elect a successor to Pope John Paul II.
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Funny story: Conclave a Cacophany of Chortles as Up Pops Pope

Conclave a Cacophany of Chortles as Up Pops Pope

Vatican City:- The solemn and onerous task for Cardinals gathered today in The Sistine Chapel to elect a new Pontiff following the recent shock demise of Pope John Paul II and defrocking of his replacement Michael Jackson, took a dramatic, some would...
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Funny story: Osama The Caveman Strikes It Rich

Osama The Caveman Strikes It Rich

TORA BORA - PAKISTAN - Saudi born engineer and wanted terrorist Osama Bin Hidin has announced to the free world he has struck oil whilst digging new caves in the mountains around Tora Bora. Initial testing has determined that 200,000 barrels a...
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Funny story: Armed Forces Privatised - Wellington Gets the Boot

Armed Forces Privatised - Wellington Gets the Boot

ROYAL AIR FORCE PRIVATISATION PLANS - Should New Labour win the forthcoming General Election they plan on privatising the RAF and the possible sub-contracting the Army to Group 4 has been discussed . This would leave only the Royal Navy in sta...
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Funny story: Hollywood Installs Surveillance Cameras

Hollywood Installs Surveillance Cameras

LOS ANGELES, CA -- The City Council has approved the installation and use of surveillance cameras in designated street corners within the Hollywood area. These cameras will be used by police to supplement the work of their street patrols and help de...
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