Funny story: Widowed Housewife Unsure Of Her Poem's Merit

Widowed Housewife Unsure Of Her Poem's Merit

Ireland -Three days ago, recently widowed housewife, Eileen O' Hara from Portlaoise, Ireland wrote a short poem amid a fit of woebegone tears. The poem, entitled "The Long Short Goodbye" remembers her late husband Peter O&...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Stripped of Papacy

Michael Jackson Stripped of Papacy

The shortest Papacy in history reached it's sorry, some would say inevitable, conclusion at noon today with the announcement that newly installed Pontiff, Pope Ringo I had been caught in flagrante with his trousers down, if not off, so to speak.
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Funny story: Brad and Jen kidnapped by the cast of Oceans Twelve

Brad and Jen kidnapped by the cast of Oceans Twelve

Los Angeles, California -- It's been close to 3 months after Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's shocking announcement that stunned the world, but there are still fans who just won't accept their decision.
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Funny story: US Air Travelers Required to Fly In Their Underwear

US Air Travelers Required to Fly In Their Underwear

Washington, DC-- The Federal Aviation Administration is currently undergoing negotiations with Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret, Hanes and Stanfields to contract for the production of disposable skivvies to be worn on all flights o...
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Funny story: Mutated Rats on Loose in Mispronounced Norwegian City

Mutated Rats on Loose in Mispronounced Norwegian City

KYRGYZSTAN, Norway -- The descendants of laboratory rats that escaped being killed in the 1980s and crossbred wild rats, are running amok in Kyrgyzstan, a city long mispronounced by even those born here.
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Funny story: Man Says One of his Hands is Trying to Kill him; Rare Disease Blamed

Man Says One of his Hands is Trying to Kill him; Rare Disease Blamed

SEATTLE, Wash. -- A lonely pawnbroker named Sam Sistamata has petitioned a court to have a surgeon cut off his left hand--even though there is no physical reason to do so.
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Funny story: Feds close in on JFK Jr's killers

Feds close in on JFK Jr's killers

(Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts; Wednesday 7 July) Just days away from the fifth anniversary of the sudden and unexpected death of John F Kennedy Jr, his wife Carolyn and sister-in-law Lauren who died when the Piper Saratoga he was piloting my...
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Funny story: Sam Walton rises from grave to testify in Wal-Mart class action suit

Sam Walton rises from grave to testify in Wal-Mart class action suit

BENTONVILLE, AR - Sam Walton was seen rising from his grave early yesterday wearing only a scowl, and he told a surprised cemetery worker that he was hopping mad at the mess his children have made of the company he worked so hard to build.
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Funny story: Arms Ban Underway In Australia

Arms Ban Underway In Australia

AUSTRALIA -- In what has become a first for the Australian Federal Government and Australia,Prime Minister Mr Johnny Howard has declared a total ban on illegal arms.
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Funny story: China Declares War on Japan over Noodle Rich East China Sea

China Declares War on Japan over Noodle Rich East China Sea

The East China Sea is unbelievably rich with natural noodles and is probably not only the largest ever noodle sea, the noodles are of the highest possible raw grade. Naturally, when it comes to National needs and desires, it was inevitable that soone...
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Funny story: Update: First cats, now democracy - Wisconsin killing spree continues

Update: First cats, now democracy - Wisconsin killing spree continues

Madison, Wis. - The voters made their voice heard - "let us kill cats, let us stamp out these vermin." Now, however, Governor Jim Doyle has decided to stamp out democracy in the state by announcing that he will not allow cat hunting to continue.
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Funny story: NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...
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Funny story: Yellowstone Park Eruption Prompts US Bio-Warfare Against World, Deadly Flu Strain Sent Overseas

Yellowstone Park Eruption Prompts US Bio-Warfare Against World, Deadly Flu Strain Sent Overseas

In anticipation of the Yellowstone Park Eruption the US Bush Administration has decided to clear most of the World in order to provide long term alternative homelands for the American people. The White House confirmed today that President Bush had or...
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Funny story: Yoda 7-1 on to Become New Pope

Yoda 7-1 on to Become New Pope

The Vatican announced that it is considering a suggestion that they should not elect a new Pontiff but replace the late lamented John Paul with a CGI (Computer Generated Image) and to have this image as a Star Wars character to attract a younger cli...
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Funny story: PM Name Change Horror

PM Name Change Horror

It has today emerged that Prime Minister Tony Brown has applied to Somerset House to have his name changed by Deed Poll. This shock disclosure will ensure that the 2005 General Election is going to be one of the most memorable on record.
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