Spoof news stories from Saturday 4 September 2004
While most experts agree that Neanderthals were an evolutionary dead end, becoming extinct around 30 000 years ago, new and significant information linking Neanderthals to the New York Yankees is set to light a fire under the scientific community. In...
Doctors at New Yorks Presbyterian Hospital were shocked when X-rays of former President Bill Clinton revealed a gaping hole where his heart used to be. They frantically questioned Clinton as to it's whereabouts.
In an attempt to raise more money for incumbent President Bush's campaign bid, the Republican Party has come up with a novel strategy -- open corporate sponsorship.
A pair of Universal Stainless Steel scissors were borrowed today for an unreasonable amount of time in an obvious attempt to make a co-worker's job more difficult.