There were 121 spoof news stories published in October 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Michael Moore and Vin Diesel sign up for ‘Da Vinci Code' movie

Michael Moore and Vin Diesel sign up for ‘Da Vinci Code' movie

Film-maker Michael Moore, renowned for his documentary work on Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11, has agreed to turn his style and skill to the forthcoming movie of the international bestseller ‘The Da Vinci Code'.
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Funny story: Texas Bus Conductor Repeatedly Survives Electric Chair

Texas Bus Conductor Repeatedly Survives Electric Chair

John Charles, a Dallas bus conductor has survived the electric chair several times. His is a remarkable story which is told by Scott Mendes the reporter who covered it for Reuters.
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Funny story: Rachel McAdams; Mean girl on and off screen

Rachel McAdams; Mean girl on and off screen

Rachel McAdams may of only just hit the hollywood scene, but she's already causing a stir. The 28-year old Mean Girls and The Notebook star has been described as "very fussy and suitable for the mean girls movie." By her
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Funny story: Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
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Funny story: Boeing and Airbus "Mate" Aircraft

Boeing and Airbus "Mate" Aircraft

Everett, Washington - Engineers from Airbus and the Boeing Co. have joined forces to mate two of their aircraft and create an entirely new plane. The Boeing Co. is hoping that a 727-800 can be joined with an Airbus 30S to produce an offspring plane...
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Funny story: Microsoft patents the 'patent'

Microsoft patents the 'patent'

The owners of all patents ever issued have each been served with a court order today, informing them that they face legal action unless they agree to compensate Microsoft, who claim to have patented the 'patent' in 1620.
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Funny story: John Kerry Holds Slim Lead over George W. Bush in 49 States

John Kerry Holds Slim Lead over George W. Bush in 49 States

The latest polls show that John F. Kerry holds a teeny weenie, slight, barely measurable, 95.5% to 3.2% lead over George W. Bush.
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Funny story: Scott Peterson: Fertilizer Salesman Of The Year

Scott Peterson: Fertilizer Salesman Of The Year

People attending Scott Peterson's trial on Monday are in for a big surprise. Instead of the defense opening their case, proceedings will be delayed for an hour, as Scott Peterson is named as the AFA Fertilizer salesmen of the Year 2003.
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Funny story: Osama Worried He Might Be Turning Gay

Osama Worried He Might Be Turning Gay

Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said yesterday that he is worried he might be turning gay. Speaking on satellite phone from an undisclosed location in Afghanistan, Mr. Bin Laden said, "There were signs all the time but I...
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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Washington - U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been put on "administrative leave" after admitting to an addiction to emoticons earlier in the week.
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Funny story: John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney for ninety min...
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Funny story: John Kerry Attempts Michael Jackson Nose Imitation Surgery

John Kerry Attempts Michael Jackson Nose Imitation Surgery

Democratic Presidential Candidate John Forbes Kerry has reportedly decided to alter his appearance before the November Presidential Elections in an effort to win over undecided voters.
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Funny story: Kerry Elected in Landslide!

Kerry Elected in Landslide!

Bush Immediately Declares Victory...and Martial Law!...
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Funny story: Warp Drive - A Reality

Warp Drive - A Reality

Professor David Allen Batchelor of the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center announced today a major step forward in vehicle propulsion.
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Funny story: Bush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?

Bush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?

President Bush suffered second-degree burns to the inner ear yesterday, prior to a rehearsal for his upcoming debate with Senator Kerry, the Democratic challenger in next month's Presidential elections and immediately sparked a controversy as to...
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Funny story: John Edwards Bears All in November Playgirl

John Edwards Bears All in November Playgirl

- Los Angeles, CA Revealing their October Surprise, the Kerry-Edwards campaign announced yesterday that John Edwards will be featured in the...
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Funny story: David Blaine pulls card

David Blaine pulls card

Manhattan, New York--...
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Funny story: England Soccer Star John Terry In US Hate Mail Outrage

England Soccer Star John Terry In US Hate Mail Outrage

Chelsea and England soccer defender, John Terry, told today of an anonymous hate-mail campaign apparently designed to affect his performances. "For the last several months I have been receiving poorly hand-written messages accusing me of all sorts of...
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Funny story: Election result 'predicted' by Windows 95

Election result 'predicted' by Windows 95

Santa Clara, California, Friday (Rooters) In a bizarre twist of politics meeting technology, a California programmer claims to have discovered a hidden political message in an operating system once distributed by Microsoft Corporation [MSFT] o...
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Funny story: Michael Moore Attacked by Suicide Bomber

Michael Moore Attacked by Suicide Bomber

Crawford, TX - Famed movie producer Michael Moore (Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine) was the target of a suicide bomber's attack while shoooting footage for his next documentary style short film, "Cold Dead Hands, Bush and the NRA"...
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Funny story: George W. Bush - Ominous Threat at Final Debate

George W. Bush - Ominous Threat at Final Debate

Critics are shocked as only minutes away from the closure of tonight's final debate former oil insurance ombudsman and campy cheerleader George W. Bush stared directly in to the camera and declared. "Vote for me - we wouldn't want an...
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Funny story: Netherlands Reclaims NY's Holland Tunnel, Will Legalize Marijuana, Prostitution

Netherlands Reclaims NY's Holland Tunnel, Will Legalize Marijuana, Prostitution

New York, NY - The tiny progressive European country, the Netherlands claimed imminent domain yesterday over New York's famous Holland Tunnel. It plans to raise badly-needed tax dollars by legalizing and taxing the sale of marijuana and prostitut...
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Funny story: Bush and MSNBC accuse Private Lynndie England's embryo

Bush and MSNBC accuse Private Lynndie England's embryo

The Iraqi interim government has warned the United States and international nuclear inspectors that nearly 380 tons of powerful conventional explosives - used to demolish buildings, produce missile warheads and detonate nuclear weapons - are missing...
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Funny story: Bush Declares War on The Shire; Hobbits Unfazed

Bush Declares War on The Shire; Hobbits Unfazed

President George W. Bush has declared war on the Shire, claiming that US intelligence has reported that Hobbits possess weapons of mass destruction.
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Funny story: Zogby Poll Admits: We Were Trying To Let Bush Down Easy

Zogby Poll Admits: We Were Trying To Let Bush Down Easy

In a press release today Rebecca (Beckaroo) Wittman, Vice President, Managing Editor of Zogby International admitted to manipulating the numbers on certain Zogby presidential polls. Wittman said that full disclosure would be forthcoming and that the...
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Funny story: Latest Polls: Election Hinges on Single Undecided Voter

Latest Polls: Election Hinges on Single Undecided Voter

After weeks of differing and fluctuating back and forth, the state-by-state polls for the presidential race now agree that the race will once again come down to Florida, and that the Sunshine State itself comes down to one undecided voter. 68-year o...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Touts His No Child Left Behind Education Reforms

George W. Bush Touts His No Child Left Behind Education Reforms

George W. Bush, in an attempt to shift focus away from the newly released Weapons of Mass Destruction Report and unable to say anything good about the economy, jobs creation or oil prices, has begun talking on the campaign trail about his No Child Le...
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Funny story: Voting Machine Glitch Gives Presidency to Al Sharpton

Voting Machine Glitch Gives Presidency to Al Sharpton

Boca Raton, FL - In the worst case scenario of worst case scenarios voting machines across the country have returned preliminary results declaring that the next President of the United States will be Rev. Al Sharpton.
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Trades Trigger Finger For Green Thumb

Saddam Hussein Trades Trigger Finger For Green Thumb

Somewhere in Iraq- It appears that deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein doesn't just have skills as a tyrannical dictator. The former threat...
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Funny story: Tom DeLay Accused of Unethical Behavior: What a Shock

Tom DeLay Accused of Unethical Behavior: What a Shock

Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, rebuked by a House Ethics Committee at the end of September for pressuring a fellow member of the House of Representatives to switch his vote on a health care bill, may soon face more serious charges if the...
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Funny story: 400 Tons of Extras in Deluxe Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD

400 Tons of Extras in Deluxe Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD

A special collector's edition of the Michael Moore classic movie Fahrenheit 9/11 goes on sale this week aimed at the lucrative Christmas market.
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Funny story: Red Sox Defeat Yankees!

Red Sox Defeat Yankees!

Apocalypse/Rapture Widely Expected...
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Funny story: GOP "Don't Get Out The Vote" Campaign In Full Swing

GOP "Don't Get Out The Vote" Campaign In Full Swing

Cleveland, Ohio: The Republican Party announced that its "Don't Get Out The Vote" campaign is being met with widespread success in key battleground states, including Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida.
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Funny story: Osama bin Laden Caught

Osama bin Laden Caught

Fugitive Found in Lincoln Bedroom: President Safe...
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Funny story: Race to Elect Computerized Politicians Accelerates

Race to Elect Computerized Politicians Accelerates

BERKELEY, CA. A project that began in right-wing think tanks, namely the training and deployment of Hollywood actors as canditates for political office, has upped the ante. Unintrusive devices that constrain and suggest the neural domains accessed...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Sentenced to Life Imprisonment

George W. Bush Sentenced to Life Imprisonment

No Possibility of Parole The Hague, December 11, 2008 The disgraced former President of the United States was convicted today for mu...
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Funny story: Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate

Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate

CLEVELAND, OHIO - Political fervor reigned at Case Western Reserve University on Tuesday night when Vice President Dick Cheney flatly refused to be Pokey.
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Funny story: George W. Bush Calls Pat Robertson a Dirty Liar

George W. Bush Calls Pat Robertson a Dirty Liar

The Reverend Pat Robertson, in a CNN interview earlier this week said he warned President George W. Bush that there would be heavy casualties in any war with Iraq but his warning was dismissed by Mr. Bush who assured the 700 Club's founder that he wa...
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Funny story: Bush retires from race -- announces intention to become King of Hawai'i

Bush retires from race -- announces intention to become King of Hawai'i

Crawford, TX: Tuesday (Rooters) In a shock announcement today, Republican Presidential contender George W. Bush announced his withdrawal from the election, leaving the Presidency effectively to John Kerry, the Democratic candidate. A Bush camp...
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Funny story: Kerry makes points, Bush makes faces

Kerry makes points, Bush makes faces

Is the water cooler half empty or half full?...
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Funny story: London Grand Prix 2005

London Grand Prix 2005

With the demise of the Silverstone Grand Prix and the fear that Britain was losing it's Formula 1 race, we are thrilled to be able to cross to Sky's correspondent John James for a report on today's inaugeral London Grand Prix.
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Funny story: Bush's Battle Of The Bulge

Bush's Battle Of The Bulge

A boxy bulge at the back of the suit coat of President George W. Bush, during the first debate with Senator John Kerry, has led to widespread speculation that he was wired to receive help with his answers. Sources close to the administration have now...
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Funny story: Earth saved - for now!

Earth saved - for now!

A little-known potato-shaped object about 3 miles long caused a stir on the world-wide web last week when 7-year old amateur astonomer Ian Peace posted on his blog that "a horrendous asteroid was hurtling towards Earth at 14 thousand miles per h...
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Funny story: Bush announces gay tax-exempt status in return for gay marriage ban

Bush announces gay tax-exempt status in return for gay marriage ban

WASHINGTON - President Bush announced yesterday that he would not support gay marriage, but that he had signed a bill exempting all gays and lesbians from all future income taxes and Social Security payments. This bill will become law only if...
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Funny story: Florida Solves Ballot Problem, Will Go with Show of Hands

Florida Solves Ballot Problem, Will Go with Show of Hands

Tallahassee, FL - The Florida Department of Elections released the recommendations of its Voting Methods Commission today. This year's Flor...
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Funny story: Clear, concise speaking and facts shouldn't cloud next debate

Clear, concise speaking and facts shouldn't cloud next debate

(Columbus, Ohio) - President Bush today told a group of supporters at a bus stop rally in Ohio, a key state in the upcoming presidential election, that he wasn't going to allow his challenger's superior command of the English language and the facts h...
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Funny story: Coalition Ground Forces Mop Up Sponsorship

Coalition Ground Forces Mop Up Sponsorship

The governments on both sides of the Atlantic have reached agreement over a new solution to offset the spiralling costs of the conflict in Iraq - sponsorship.
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Funny story: Bush to use grandmother's corpse for final campaign push

Bush to use grandmother's corpse for final campaign push

George W Bush is seeking to boost his chances of winning the US Presidential election - by exhuming the body of his dead grandmother Barbara to help with the final campaign push.
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Funny story: 'The End is Nigh' say Rumpologists

'The End is Nigh' say Rumpologists

George W Bush was always going to narrowly win a second term in office - that was the message in the President's posterior.
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Funny story: Schilling Wins With Sutured Ankle; Boston To Pitch Exhumed Corpse For Game 3

Schilling Wins With Sutured Ankle; Boston To Pitch Exhumed Corpse For Game 3

The Boston Red Sox, emboldened by their Game 2 win over the St. Louis Cardinals on the pitching of injured right-hander Curt Schilling, have decided that they will pitch the exhumed body of Oliver Coranth (1912-1987) as their Game 3 starter.
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Funny story: George W. Bush Gets The Flu: Blames John Kerry, Terrorists and his Mom

George W. Bush Gets The Flu: Blames John Kerry, Terrorists and his Mom

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has confirmed that President George W. Bush has come down with the flu and is blaming John Kerry, International Terrorists and perhaps most surprisingly, his mother Barbara Bush for his illness.
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Funny story: Report Claims CIA Was Wrong on Saddam Being President

Report Claims CIA Was Wrong on Saddam Being President

With their prewar intelligence already proven wrong regarding Iraq's nuclear program, its chemical and biological weapons programs, meaningful links with Al Qaeda, the prospects for a post-invasion insurgency, the mean temperature in July, the si...
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Funny story: Coin-toss coin controversy clouds debates

Coin-toss coin controversy clouds debates

Washington - A major row has erupted between the Bush and Kerry campaigns over what coin denomination to use in the coin toss to determine which candidate will field the first question in the second and third presidential debates.
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Funny story: CSI - Michael Moore Declared A Crime Scene

CSI - Michael Moore Declared A Crime Scene

Michael Moore the renowned film director, polemicist (bullsh*t artist) and political analysis (they're studying him) has gone on the campaign trail, in support of Senator John Kerry. Kerry of course, is the Democratic nominee for president and Am...
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Funny story: Vatican: Pointy Hats are Out

Vatican: Pointy Hats are Out

Rome, Italy - Today officials in Vatican City announced that the Roman Catholic Church will no longer require its bishops of the world to wear pointy hats. The announcement comes on the heels of an incident involving the Archbishop of Los Angeles...
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Funny story: Harry's Eton, Cheatin' Art?

Harry's Eton, Cheatin' Art?

Guffaws have echoed across England's fair land at the very thought that Prince Harry cheated in an exam.
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Funny story: Presidential Election Decided by Fox Reality Special

Presidential Election Decided by Fox Reality Special

Washington, DC- In hopes of more interest in the oncoming election, George W. Bush announced Sunday that both he and John Kerry would be appearing in a surprise live reality special on Fox.
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Funny story: Bush reads to schoolchildren, asked not to return

Bush reads to schoolchildren, asked not to return

Crawford, Texas - George W. Bush, when not in Washington, DC, is a volunteer at a local elementary school, in his hometown of Crawford, Texas, reading picture books on science, to young children. But there are some problems.
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Funny story: Cheney Withdraws from Race: Endorses Kerry

Cheney Withdraws from Race: Endorses Kerry

Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has withdrawn as George W. Bush's running mate in the Presidential Race, citing the President's and his differing views on Gay Marriage and the fact that Mr. Bush is "really quite the little weenie."...
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Funny story: Saddam to Wed

Saddam to Wed

Former despot and dictator Saddam Hussein announced today that he is planning to Wed his prison Cellmate and fellow embezzler Martha Stewart. No date has yet been announced but it is expected that a spring wedding is favoured by the couple.
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Funny story: Ansari Y Prize announced

Ansari Y Prize announced

The creators of the recently won Ansari X Prize have announced a new challenge for pioneering aviators.
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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Explains All and Nothing

Donald Rumsfeld Explains All and Nothing

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an apparent effort to confuse America's enemies and allies abroad, not to mention Americans at home, has reversed himself yet again.
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Funny story: James Bond Auditions Footballers

James Bond Auditions Footballers

James Bond's next adventure has been delayed by the search for an actor to play Bond. In light of the difficulties in casting 007, the Producers recently decided to have a look at English footballers. Auditions were held in London and casting dir...
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Funny story: BA's Pretzel surcharge to increase

BA's Pretzel surcharge to increase

British Airways is raising its pretzel surcharge as a result of the continuing surge in the price of salt. The airline said its long haul surcharge on all UK bookings will rise from £6 ($10.75) to £10 per one-way flight for all flights fro...
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Funny story: Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, alias Whoosane, returned home. He’s the same guy who killed and injured several neighbors a few years ago in an insane fit of rage. The D.A. at the time, Pappy Shrub, arrested Dam Sad. But Pappy cut a deal because Whoosane threatened to expose some shady business transactions with Pappy and his buddies. Under the plea bargain agreement, Whoosane could live at home, but under close...
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Funny story: Thatcher in the Frame

Thatcher in the Frame

When a state-of-the-art fishing trawler sank to the bottom of the Irish Sea on 18 February 1992, it took with it the lives of 26 crewmen, a cat, a parrot called Maurice and a mystery that has still to be unravelled 12 years on.
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Funny story: Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

Documents released under Russia's 80-year freedom of information laws reveal that the Bolshevik leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin modelled his communist blueprint on… America.
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Funny story: New Faith-Based Tax Initiative - White House plan

New Faith-Based Tax Initiative - White House plan

Tampa, Florida - Wednesday Speaking before a randomly-selected audience of uncommitted multi-millionaires at a campaign rally in Florida, President Bush yesterday unveiled his plan to scrap all compulsory federal income taxes for certain secti...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Sets New Rules Of Engagement

Bin Laden Sets New Rules Of Engagement

The furor created by America's request for British troops to be relocated to hot spots in Iraq, under US command, has resulted in Osama bin Laden changing his rules of engagement. British members of parliament are alarmed that the Americans are f...
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Funny story: Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

A spokesman for Real Madrid and England superstar David Beckham, has denied insinuations that the player is thick. "David is doing a number of after-hours courses at a Spanish college and we are hoping that if he passes them, that we will be abl...
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Funny story: President Bush Rallies Youth of America

President Bush Rallies Youth of America

Strongly Defends Record: "I'm Surrounded by Fools and Incompetence!"...
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Funny story: Super Mourn

Super Mourn

The entertainment industry was today reeling following the tragic death of Somewhere In Time actor Christopher Reeve.
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Funny story: Made-up Things are Real, New Study Shows

Made-up Things are Real, New Study Shows

ZARAGOZA, SPAIN. Researchers at the Istituto di Patafisica Clandestino have made an exciting, though insignificant discovery that imaginary objects, dreamt-up dreams, ruminations, hallucinations, metaphors, abstractions and delusions are actually r...
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Funny story: A how-to guide on how to properly meet a celebrity

A how-to guide on how to properly meet a celebrity

Because most people aren't sure what to do when they meet a big time celebrity like Tom Cruise, I decided to write a little guide about how to prepare for such a meeting. It won't be easy but with enough time and work, you will see the fruits of your labor. And while I'll be using Tom Cruise as an example, everything said here should be applied to the celebrity of your choosing.
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Funny story: Blair, Bush and Radcliffe listed in new dictionary

Blair, Bush and Radcliffe listed in new dictionary

While you might expect the names Bush, Blair and Radcliffe to appear together in a ‘who's who' of 20th century greats, the names have cropped up together somewhere else - Europe's best-selling contemporary English dictionary.
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Funny story: Cherie Blair's Closing Argument

Cherie Blair's Closing Argument

Cherie Blair's closing argument in a shoplifting matter down the Old Bailey yesterday, is set out below. His Lordship Norman Marr presiding, Adam Hill QC prosecuting.
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Funny story: Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Alderson, West Virginia --- As a means of assuring my loyal family and friends of my well-being, I have decided to chronicle my day-to-day experiences here at Alderson. Warden Olivia Clayton, already a dear friend, has agreed to release my thoughts...
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Funny story: Bare Faced Billy

Bare Faced Billy

Former funnyman turned royal-rubbing sycophant, Billy Connolly, has outraged the parasite community following a recent foul-mouthed outburst in which he compared them to tabloid journalists.
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Funny story: Continental drift confirmed by EC

Continental drift confirmed by EC

An unknown private secretary to the European Commission has leaked details of a hitherto secret study being conducted by the EC Landmass Reassignment Group (ECLRAG) in which it has been confirmed that continental drift - the movement of whole countries or indeed continents which "float" on a sea of molten magma - is continuing apace. The study reflects on the sudden disappearance of Wa...
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Funny story: Chicago Times dumps "Dear Abby"

Chicago Times dumps "Dear Abby"

Chicago, Illinois - After decades in print, the Chicago Times has dropped the advice column "Dear Abby" for the new and often very funny, "Dear Mr. Wise Guy." The column is written by "the unknown guy" as they call him and reads as follows:...
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Funny story: Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Washington - The first rule of Senate Fight Club is that you do not talk about Senate Fight Club. That was until now. After a report detailing the ultra secret pact between the 100 U.S. Senators was released on Thursday, it seems everyone is t...
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Funny story: Itching for Change

Itching for Change

According to a manifesto document leaked today, President Bush has already established his agenda for a second term in office.
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Funny story: President Cancels Debates

President Cancels Debates

After the president's disastrous performance in the first debate, and recognizing Senator Kerry's jump in the polls, actually his leap, catapult, cannon shot, rocket after burn, volcanic blow, all of the above, the White House announced the P...
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Funny story: Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

BILLIE Piper has fled to an underground bunker in northern Tibet to escape revelations that her estranged hubby, Chris Evans, is the father of Britney Spear's first child.
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Funny story: New support from unexpected quarter for Bush-Cheney ticket

New support from unexpected quarter for Bush-Cheney ticket

Kabul, Tuesday - Support for a second term for George W. Bush as President of the United States of America has come from a small settlement about 80 km (50 miles) north west of Kabul, the capital of Afghanistan.
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Funny story: Murphy’s Law and Olive Branches and Wednesday The 13th

Murphy’s Law and Olive Branches and Wednesday The 13th

Whatever can go wrong, shall go wrong! Israeli’s are leery of those freedom fighters who offer plastic olive branches. Certain people in Arrow Phat’s school of thought wonder if those people with freedom fighter’s guns in their pockets also have ammunition hidden in their plastic olive branches.
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Funny story: Illinois Tibia Bandit Strikes in Maine

Illinois Tibia Bandit Strikes in Maine

Battle Creek, Maine - Citizens of the small city of Battle Creek wrote to us to complain after a local milk carton distributor placed pictures of several missing legs on their milk cartons, with the question, "Have you seen us?" Milk company offici...
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Funny story: Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has joined the Dallas Cowboys in what club officials describe as the coup to end all coups. Cowboy's head coach Bill Parcells said that Zarqawi was the most offensive linebacker he'd ever seen. "This guy is as explos...
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Funny story: Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

Vice President will be armed with knife, handguns, possibly assault rifle, "just in case"...
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Funny story: Undecided Voters Rapidly Shrinking

Undecided Voters Rapidly Shrinking

Pollsters have been forced to take a second look at recent data showing a decline in the number of likely voters. It is now known that many undecided voters in key swing states are suffering from an extreme form of dwarfism. The finding explains re...
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Funny story: Secret Documents Confirm that Bush-Cheney Administration Will Create Two Americas

Secret Documents Confirm that Bush-Cheney Administration Will Create Two Americas

Washington, DC--Secret documents unearthed from inside one of George Bush's cowboy boots confirm that if re-elected, the Bush-Cheney Administration will create two de facto Americas within the United States of America.
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Funny story: Bush bagged a movie role!!

Bush bagged a movie role!!

Win or Lose, Presidential candidate Bush is going to get some pie somewhere, one way or the other. He has been offered a role in a big budgeted movie. According to our correspondents, he will take the role if he don't make it to the Presidential...
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Funny story: Victor Meldrew Appointed Fulham Manager

Victor Meldrew Appointed Fulham Manager

Fulham today confirmed the appointment of Victor Meldrew as their new manager. Patrick Trench was installed as his assistant, with the Craven Cottage club confirming that Chris Coleman was no longer bringing out the best of the team. Chairman Mohamed...
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Funny story: Cheney Plotted To Take Over Government - New Accusations

Cheney Plotted To Take Over Government - New Accusations

Now in a "secure, undisclosed location", a former aide to Vice President Cheney disclosed a shocking plot to take over the Presidency of the United States of America.
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Funny story: Kerry Revelations Pour In As Election Nears

Kerry Revelations Pour In As Election Nears

Revelations concerning Democratic presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry, are starting to pour in as the elections draw near. In Idaho scientists confirm that the Kerry family are descended from CHINpanzees and not apes that learned to walk erect.
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Funny story: Tories Embrace Satan

Tories Embrace Satan

Tories are set to announce a desparate power sharing deal later this week with the great destroyer.
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Funny story: Michael Moore In Concert

Michael Moore In Concert

American polemicist Michael Moore enthralled his large following, members of Fatties Anonymous, with a superb performance at London's Royal Albert Hall. He entered to a standing ovation, either that or his weight pushed the stage down and til...
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Funny story: Blasts Rock 5 Christian Churches In Baghdad

Blasts Rock 5 Christian Churches In Baghdad

As explosions rocked 5 churches in Baghdad yesterday morning, members of the British and American high command were meeting at a secret location 12 kilometers south of the Iraqi capital. They were tasked with redeployment ahead of the elections, as w...
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Funny story: Mount Saint Helens lets it out

Mount Saint Helens lets it out

Friday October 1, 2004 Mount Saint Helens had a so called "eruption." But was it really? According to Dr. Vulcansniger, a Vulcan Practologist, it is not so. "When they called me in to give my hypothesis, I decided to take a closer...
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Funny story: Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Boise, ID - In an unprecedented move, the President announced today that he will sell the state of Idaho in order to maintain a financially solvent Social Security. The Sultan of Brunei has signed an Intent to Buy agreement with the US that excha...
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