Spoof news stories from Sunday 7 November 2004
November 8, 2004-AssPress.
In the week since the Presidential election, marinas on both the East and West Coasts are reporting a 49% increase in boat sales.
Well, the elections are over and I've been thinking: 51% of the voting public must be onto something that I've been missing. All this time I'm thinking that illegal and unnecessary wars, negative job growth, tens of millions without health insurance...