Funny story: NHL OWNERS REJECT COMPROMISE, EXPAND LOCKOUT TO PLAYERS' HOMES

NHL OWNERS REJECT COMPROMISE, EXPAND LOCKOUT TO PLAYERS' HOMES

The National Hockey League owners, who have locked out the players since September 15, threatening the first-ever entire cancellation of a professional sports season in North America, have rejected the players' latest compromise offer, and announced...
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Funny story: New England States Declare Independence from USA

New England States Declare Independence from USA

After Senator John Kerry's slim defeat in the U.S. elections yesterday, Governors of the states of Massachusets, Maine, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Rhode Island and New Hampshire met in secret session last night (Wednesday) and this morning announced that they were declaring unilateral independence from the United States of America. Their spokeswoman issued a short press release as follows: "...
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Funny story: Now Bin Laden joins Kerry in Conceding Defeat

Now Bin Laden joins Kerry in Conceding Defeat

Joining John Kerry as a victim of President Bush's seemingly unstoppable juggernaut, the world most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden has conceded defeat in the terror war and declared that Americans ‘had spoken' over who between him and Bush, was th...
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Funny story: Arafat Announces Successor

Arafat Announces Successor

As his health suffered a further setback today, Yasser Arafat announced whom he wishes to take over his role in the event of his demise.
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Funny story: Icecaps Melt, Costner Redeemed

Icecaps Melt, Costner Redeemed

Thaw of the Arctic icecap is accelerating because of global warming but nations in the region including the United States are more concerned about a manditory apology to Kevin Costner for the universal bashing of his scifi flop, Waterworld.
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Funny story: Liberals Look on Bright Side, Return to Comfortable Hypocracy

Liberals Look on Bright Side, Return to Comfortable Hypocracy

"okay okay, Bush won, we can work with this," exclaimed Tad Hamilton of the Democratic National Committee. Hamilton explained that the left can simply return to the 'comfortable' position they've held for the last four years.
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