Funny story: Yeast Infection Project Dogs Get Dumped

Yeast Infection Project Dogs Get Dumped

Boston - Boston's Brigham and Women's Hospital has dropped a controversial pilot program, Yeast Infection Project Dogs (YIPeD), where canines where being trained to quickly identify women with yeast infections. Hospital spokesperson Jane Macaulay sa...
View 'Yeast Infection Project Dogs Get Dumped'
Funny story: Greenspan to Raise Interest Rates by 25%

Greenspan to Raise Interest Rates by 25%

Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board Alan Greenspan today announced that the Fed is raising the prime lending rate (the rate charged by the Federal government to financial institutions) from 1% to a whopping 26%, bringing the interest rate from a 46...
View 'Greenspan to Raise Interest Rates by 25%'
Funny story: Experts find favor with Madonna's grass

Experts find favor with Madonna's grass

ASHCOMBE, WILTSHIRE - Experts designated by the Countryside Office began examination today of Madonna's cannabis crop and they have found her grass to be "thoroughly smokeable and of a heightened potency not usually found in a homegrown prod...
View 'Experts find favor with Madonna's grass'
Funny story: Kerry, Seeking Jewish Votes, Roots, Changes Family Name Back to "Kohn"; Polls Go Haywire

Kerry, Seeking Jewish Votes, Roots, Changes Family Name Back to "Kohn"; Polls Go Haywire

(Boston, Massachusetts) Democratic presidential candidate John F. Kerry has changed his name to "John F. Kohn", saying that he wishes to both acknowledge his Jewish roots, and also convince wavering Jewish voters that "their rightful...
View 'Kerry, Seeking Jewish Votes, Roots, Changes Family Name Back to "Kohn"; Polls Go Haywire'
Funny story: Madonna ends land row "Rambling okay but no shagging"

Madonna ends land row "Rambling okay but no shagging"

ASHCOMBE, WILTSHIRE - Madonna and her husband have ended their row with the Countryside Agency and Ramblers' Association over sightseer rights to cross a designated area of her 1,200 acre retreat.
View 'Madonna ends land row "Rambling okay but no shagging"'
Funny story: Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

San Francisco, CA- According to the latest study by UCSF researchers, eating food in unhealthy. The study followed 200 men and women of...
View 'Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health'
Funny story: Israeli-U.S. Laser Slices Off Part of Moon

Israeli-U.S. Laser Slices Off Part of Moon

JERUSALEM (FP) - A laser beam under joint Israeli-U.S. development missed a long-range rocket in the skies over the American Southwest and severed off a substantial chunk of the moon, Israel's Defense Ministry said on Friday.
View 'Israeli-U.S. Laser Slices Off Part of Moon'
Funny story: Jay Leno dumps John Kerry for Johnny Depp

Jay Leno dumps John Kerry for Johnny Depp

HOLLYWOOD - In a pre-election upset, Tonight Show host Jay Leno has dumped John Kerry and asked Johnny Depp to run in Kerry's place.
View 'Jay Leno dumps John Kerry for Johnny Depp'
Funny story: Ronald Dumsfeld Rejected by His Own Poetry, Has Spoonerism and Blather Fit

Ronald Dumsfeld Rejected by His Own Poetry, Has Spoonerism and Blather Fit

In a mit of fadness, Ronald Dumsfeld has finally cracked into spasms of ackbasswardness: "My poetry has become vull and noid, dull and toyed, obscure and oblique, inured and to seek. To know is to unknow, as knowing is never to have known the u...
View 'Ronald Dumsfeld Rejected by His Own Poetry, Has Spoonerism and Blather Fit'
Funny story: Pope Offers ‘Buy One Get One Free' Catholic Weddings

Pope Offers ‘Buy One Get One Free' Catholic Weddings

The Vatican switchboard was jammed yesterday when the ageing Pontiff offered discounted terms for all weddings booked for this summer.
View 'Pope Offers ‘Buy One Get One Free' Catholic Weddings'
Funny story: Al Qaeda Appoints Bush Sultan

Al Qaeda Appoints Bush Sultan

(Damascus, Syria) In an apparent attempt to embarrass American President George Bush, the Ruling Council of al Qaeda has appointed President Bush "Sultan of Terror," an honorary, adjunct position on the Ruling Council.
View 'Al Qaeda Appoints Bush Sultan'
Funny story: Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus

Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus

Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus:...
View 'Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus'
Funny story: Urban Survivalists Thinning Out, Placed On Endangered Species List

Urban Survivalists Thinning Out, Placed On Endangered Species List

WASHINGTON (FP) - Money grubbing capitalists added 288,000 jobs to their payrolls in April as the nation's unemployment rate slipped to 5.6 percent, forcing urban survivalists (homeless hobos) to abandon any and all excuses and actually go to wor...
View 'Urban Survivalists Thinning Out, Placed On Endangered Species List'
Funny story: John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

The Vatican announced today that because of continuing bad health John Paul II would resign 1 June 2004 as Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.
View 'John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender'
Funny story: Adidas Creates Computerized 'Smart Shoe'

Adidas Creates Computerized 'Smart Shoe'

PORTLAND, Ore. - Adidas says it has created the world's first "smart shoe" by mating it with a computer chip so it will be able to give valuable information to person wearing it.
View 'Adidas Creates Computerized 'Smart Shoe''
Funny story: Dean Martin -- Back From the Dead; Pull of Bottle Proves Stronger Than Death

Dean Martin -- Back From the Dead; Pull of Bottle Proves Stronger Than Death

Friends and family members who once cursed Dean Martin's addiction to alcohol now are rejoicing over his habit.
View 'Dean Martin -- Back From the Dead; Pull of Bottle Proves Stronger Than Death'
Funny story: Chief Justice Rehnquist to give Commencement Address, receive honorary degree.

Chief Justice Rehnquist to give Commencement Address, receive honorary degree.

Bob Jones University announced today that the commencement speaker for the 2004 Spring Graduation Ceremony will be Chief Justice William Rehnquist of the United States Supreme Court. A strong defender of the rights of families and the religious, Jus...
View 'Chief Justice Rehnquist to give Commencement Address, receive honorary degree.'
Funny story: Local weather man goes ape after ill-predicted weekend forecast

Local weather man goes ape after ill-predicted weekend forecast

Omaha, Nebraska- Stan Flowers a local weather man for WOAX channel 4, forecasted a bright sunny rain free weekend, weather great for the whole fami...
View 'Local weather man goes ape after ill-predicted weekend forecast'
Funny story: Nokia Acquires Kia Motors

Nokia Acquires Kia Motors

Finland- Cellular phone giant Nokia has just announced its' recent acquisition for the year 2004, Kia Motors of Korea.
View 'Nokia Acquires Kia Motors'
Funny story: Michael Jackson has 10,000th plastic surgery

Michael Jackson has 10,000th plastic surgery

Hollywood - Pop star Michael Jackson stunned the entertainment world today when he unveiled the results of his 10,000th plastic surgery procedure, during which something seems to have gone horribly wrong. However, the embattled pop star assured repo...
View 'Michael Jackson has 10,000th plastic surgery'
Funny story: Madonna not that talented according to researchers

Madonna not that talented according to researchers

London - The Institute for the Study of Not Very Good Things has released the results of its study focusing on pop-icon Madonna. The study concludes that Madonna is not very talented at all.
View 'Madonna not that talented according to researchers'
Funny story: "Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life

"Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life

Hollywood - NBC Executives held a press conference today during which they formally said goodbye to the megahit sitcom Friends and told viewers to get a life.
View '"Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life'
Funny story: David Bowie cuts the Cheese!

David Bowie cuts the Cheese!

London - David Bowie, whose sensuous voice and keen sense of showmanship helped create "glitter rock", hit the charts today with a new CD, entitled Cheese!...
View 'David Bowie cuts the Cheese!'
Funny story: Rumsfeld: "I'm mad at myself because . . . ( Hw'm I doing with this B.S., George?)"

Rumsfeld: "I'm mad at myself because . . . ( Hw'm I doing with this B.S., George?)"

4-7-04 - Donald Rumsfield, Defense Secretary, said today that he is "Mad at himself" for not having learned earlier of American abuses of Iraqi captives despite his having been told of them months earlier by his generals. He also said that he is "Mad at himself" for not having told the President about them until recently although he told the President about them months ago and...
View 'Rumsfeld: "I'm mad at myself because . . . ( Hw'm I doing with this B.S., George?)"'
Funny story: ‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

A Gallup poll commissioned by NBC competitor, The Spice Channel (?), finds that 90% of Spice Channel viewers were highly disappointed with the final episode of Friends.
View '‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment'
Funny story: Rumsfeld Under Fire From ASPCA

Rumsfeld Under Fire From ASPCA

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld came under fire today amidst allegations leveled by The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals. Officials at the ASPCA argue that Rumsfeld's plan of training seeing-eye-Iraqi's undermine...
View 'Rumsfeld Under Fire From ASPCA'
Funny story: Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...
View 'Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets'
Funny story: Garlic Shelf Collapse Kills 15

Garlic Shelf Collapse Kills 15

Fifteen Chinese workers were killed when storage shelves stacked high with garlic collapsed in central China.
View 'Garlic Shelf Collapse Kills 15'
« Apr 2004 May 2004 Jun 2004 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
8
2nd
16
3rd
9
4th
21
5th
22
6th
19
7th
28
8th
10
9th
16
10th
25
11th
17
12th
23
13th
20
14th
19
15th
8
16th
14
17th
20
18th
18
19th
30
20th
33
21st
20
22nd
5
23rd
14
24th
19
25th
17
26th
24
27th
21
28th
25
29th
21
30th
16
31st
18
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

2 3 5 7


Go to top