Funny story: Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Denver, CO- After thirty years of searching for the infamous Jenny, from the Tommy Tutone song '867-5309', Jennifer Blublow of Denver,...
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Funny story: Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Los Angeles- Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million o...
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Funny story: Aluminium foils terrorists

Aluminium foils terrorists

Bristol, UK. 4th May 2004...
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Funny story: EU job vacancies for Special Committe

EU job vacancies for Special Committe

Today the European Union has advertised new job vacancies for a new European Body that is starting in Brussells. They need to organise this body was very urgent and although the new member countries have joined the EU on the 1st May 2004 none of the...
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Funny story: Bush Rice Beef

Bush Rice Beef

King Dumya and Condoleeza Rice became embroiled in a name-calling contest on Monday. According to Secretary of State Colon Bowel, Condi became upset when Dubya referred to her as "Condopizza Teeth" and "Ms. Ricecake Gaptooth."
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Funny story: MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

London's humble citizens were treated to a rare insight into the private life of Britain's first non-male prime minister.
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Funny story: Horses Head Found In Ready Meal

Horses Head Found In Ready Meal

Classy supermarket chain Waitrose is hanging it's head in shame after a 'foreign object' was discovered inside a Curry For Two packet.
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Funny story: Schindler's List DVD to be re-released

Schindler's List DVD to be re-released

Complaints force Spielberg's masterpiece Schindler's List to be re-released on DVD only weeks after its UK disc debut. Universal decided to re-issue the film after angry fans complained about the lack of "comedy out-takes" on the bo...
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Funny story: Friends' Finale Scoop

Friends' Finale Scoop

Hollywood, California "Friends" mania has hit. With the finale of the decade-long series occurring this Thursday, the question on ev...
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Funny story: George Bush signs McCarthy Patriot Act

George Bush signs McCarthy Patriot Act

WASHINGTON -- President George Bush today announced he had signed the McCarthy Patriot Act to honor whom he terms "a true American hero."...
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Funny story: Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude and film a full length porno movie on their 18th birthday which is June 13 of this year. Misguided...
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Funny story: Not Spoof, Truth: "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom" awarded US Patent; Schwarzenegger Tests It

Not Spoof, Truth: "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom" awarded US Patent; Schwarzenegger Tests It

Truth: In July 1991, inventor Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts invented and was awarded a U.S. patent for the "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom". The actual filed patent, which can be viewed at http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html (sear...
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Funny story: Glaxo Smithkline announces change.

Glaxo Smithkline announces change.

Glaxo Smithkline has announced changes to the labelling on bottles of flu medicine after an American Medical Association survey showed that young people use certain products to get high.
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Funny story: Micheal Jackson's Underwear to Tour Soon

Micheal Jackson's Underwear to Tour Soon

Reports are that Michael Jackson's Underwear has signed a multi-city stadium tour contract. The tour is to take place later in the concert season. The Underwear, which at this point in time is assisting authorities in their investigation of the singe...
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Funny story: Will we ever have Drug Free radio?

Will we ever have Drug Free radio?

With the recent events with Rush’s search for the Rush, and Al Frankin’s promises of trying Drug free radio. It makes me wonder will we ever truly have drug free radio. Take in example the other day this guy was in my bank in line with me and for no reason walked up to me and introduced himself. and asked what I do for a living. I told him without stretching the truth, I told him I write s...
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Funny story: Boat Goes Down: Nudists' Spirits Remain Up

Boat Goes Down: Nudists' Spirits Remain Up

Austin, TX -- A party boat on the Colorado River tipped over yesterday. It seemed that everyone on the boat noticed a cute little fishie on the...
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Funny story: Soldier-gate Scandal Heats Up: New Video To Be Released Soon

Soldier-gate Scandal Heats Up: New Video To Be Released Soon

Somewhere in the World-- An unidentified soldier is threatening to blow the lid off the "soldier-gate'' scandal. For those who are...
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Funny story: NY Governor Admits "Cobleskill" and "Oneonta" Are Actually The Same Place

NY Governor Admits "Cobleskill" and "Oneonta" Are Actually The Same Place

(Albany, NY) New York State governor George Pataki has admitted that two small upstate towns, Cobleskill and Oneonta, are in reality "the same place". The actual name of the town is Cobleonta.
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Funny story: Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Due to fears that they may graduate the next Omarosa, many colleges across the country have ended their affirmative action programs.
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Funny story: Newly Declassified: Bush, Cheney, Osama's Outlook Calendars for August, 2001 

Newly Declassified: Bush, Cheney, Osama's Outlook Calendars for August, 2001 

Who Was Really Paying Attention During Summer of Terrorist Warnings?...
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