Funny story: Scientist claims new findings are old hat to him

Scientist claims new findings are old hat to him

SCRIMBAD, Miss. -- A recent report indicated that after 15 years of intense study, "the world's most prolific planet-hunting team has found the planetary system that most reminds them of our own home solar system. The discovery boosts hopes for f...
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Funny story: Study Finds 'Blackie' Phenomenon

Study Finds 'Blackie' Phenomenon

(RUTGERS) - You might call her Princess. She might even respond to "baby". But a new study by animal researchers here has found that the vast majority of American dogs will come when called 'Blackie'.
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Funny story: Green Party implodes

Green Party implodes

MADISON, Wisc. -- The Green Party, the political organization that backed Ralph Nader during two of his unsuccessful bids for the Presidency, has collapsed from the weight of its own issues.
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Funny story: Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.
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Funny story: Alleged Nazis protest D-Day

Alleged Nazis protest D-Day

PARIS -- A group of veteran Nazis who claim to have been in hiding since the end of WW II marched in Paris, protesting the anniversary of D-Day. A spokesman for the group called the event "a fraud."...
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Funny story: Cheney Displays Trophy of Bush

Cheney Displays Trophy of Bush

(WASHINGTON) - The President may show off Saddam Hussein's gun to White House visitors, but that's nothing compared to what Vice President Cheney keeps in a glass case outside his office.
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Funny story: Bush decries "partisan" Congress for establishing Memorial Day

Bush decries "partisan" Congress for establishing Memorial Day

WASHINGTON -- President Bush criticized the 1971 U.S. Congress for their official establishment of Memorial Day, calling them "petty partisans" attempting to politicize the occupation of Iraq.
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Funny story: Poll says 'Friends' is forgotten

Poll says 'Friends' is forgotten

FUSHICHA, Ind. -- Only a few weeks after its demise, the popular TV sitcom Friends has been entirely forgotten, according to a poll and random interviews.
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Funny story: Franken desperately seeking Davis

Franken desperately seeking Davis

CHICAGO -- Author/comedian Al Franken is financing a massive search for his ex-writing partner, Tom Davis.
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Funny story: Research Reveals More Women Purchase Cars at Night

Research Reveals More Women Purchase Cars at Night

DETROIT FREE PRESS A study recently completed by the Ford Motor Company shows that women are twice as likely to shop for cars during the evening as...
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Wil Wheaton to try the NFL, Texans, Cards interested

(HOUSTON, Texas)--Former television star Wil Wheaton has announced his intention to attend training camps in Houston and in Phoenix in an attempt to join an NFL team as a place kicker.
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Funny story: Hitler poised to become new Chelsea boss

Hitler poised to become new Chelsea boss

EX NAZI boss Adolf Hitler is to be sensationally named as the new Chelsea manager within the next week.
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Funny story: George Lucas Commits Suicide

George Lucas Commits Suicide

May 31, 2004 (Hollywood, CA) -...
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Funny story: Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Comedian Carrot Top has recently supplied AT&T with a new commercial, much to the disappointment of nearly everyone everywhere. "You know, for a while there I was almost sure he had died - I thought I even read about it somewhere." Said an...
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Funny story: "Spoiled Thai Kids" Announce New Pop Act

"Spoiled Thai Kids" Announce New Pop Act

BANGKOK, Thailand -- Shiny, new pop music group, Spoiled Thai Kids, announced their formation featuring four stylish, self-obsessed, rich, ignorant Thai teens, with otherwise low prospects for any type of personal achievement in their lifetime...
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Funny story: Bush says U. S. winning Iraq

Bush says U. S. winning Iraq

(Crawford, TX) - President Bush spent Sunday morning goose hunting and the afternoon playing miniature golf on his Crawford, Texas ranch. Helen Thomas asked the president about the mounting U. S. soldier casualties in Iraq. Over 200 troops died in A...
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Funny story: Satan raises gas prices to over $6 a gallon

Satan raises gas prices to over $6 a gallon

In yet another sign of the end times, the Devil has raised gas prices to over $6 a gallon - just in time for the summer travel season. Speaking through his intermediary, Exxon/Mobile, the prince of darkness said, "Go on - drive like there's no tomorr...
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Funny story: Bush Tries to Join European Union.

Bush Tries to Join European Union.

INTNL HERALD (Special) Transcript of phone conversation between United States President George W. Bush and Mr. Bertie Ahern, President of the Europ...
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