Funny story: Scientists find 'manager' gene

Scientists find 'manager' gene

(BOSTON) - Scientists have isolated the gene responsible for manager-like behavior, according to a study to be published in next month's Journal of New England Medicine.
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Funny story: Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

At a press conference held earlier this morning, Bush announced his new plans to fight terrorism. "While we have made great leaps in bounds on the War against Terrorism, we have been looking over the most dangerous terrorists known to Man - The...
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Funny story: Sex Causes Babies - So Chinese Say

Sex Causes Babies - So Chinese Say

Scientists in the People's Republic of China announced findings today which suggest that sexual intercourse leads to pregnancy. Long believed in the closed ranks of Chinese science to be nothing more than western propaganda, the findings came as a c...
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Funny story: Commission says tattoos are deadly

Commission says tattoos are deadly

MADRID, Spain -- A European commission warned that tattooing puts poisonous chemicals into the skin. It has something to do with "widespread ignorance about the substances used in tattooing dyes."...
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Funny story: What's in a title? A lot of words, that's what

What's in a title? A lot of words, that's what

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Jaws was a short movie title. So was Suspicion and, of course, the shortest was M. Things have changed. Today movie titles are anything but succinct.
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Funny story: Study says doctors don't tell patients all they know about conditions, blame insurance coverage

Study says doctors don't tell patients all they know about conditions, blame insurance coverage

BELLPATTON, Iowa -- A study recently showed that "nearly one in three doctors reports withholding information from patients about useful medical services that aren't covered by their health insurance companies, and the number may be on the rise."
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Funny story: Hawaii beaches voted best in America

Hawaii beaches voted best in America

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- Hawaii's Kaanapali Beach was just voted this year's "America's Best Beach" by a coastal scientist who praised its white coral sand, clear emerald-green waters and starfish population. The three-mile plot of sand is on the dry and su...
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Funny story: Rio named 'Friendliest City in the World'

Rio named 'Friendliest City in the World'

JOBIM, N.H. -- Though it is infamous for its crowds and danger, Rio de Janeiro has been named "the friendliest city in the world." A new study revealed the honor, with runners-up San Jose in Costa Rica and Madrid, Spain. Newark, New Jersey did not ma...
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Funny story: Fly fossil in Antarctica changes view of region's history

Fly fossil in Antarctica changes view of region's history

COLDWATER, Alaska -- A tiny fossil of a fly was discovered 300 miles from the South Pole and the discoverers feel this could help scientists figure out what life was like millions of years ago in Antarctica, an area usually covered with snow and ice...
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Funny story: Flawed gene could be cause of common depression

Flawed gene could be cause of common depression

BANGBOOM, Wisconsin -- Scientists say they've identified a flawed gene that seems to promote manic-depression, or bipolar disorder, or BD, or Bi-DO, or Bip Dis. They hope the finding could eventually help guide scientists to new treatments for an all...
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Funny story: The Day After Tomorrow no Day at the Beach for George W. Bush

The Day After Tomorrow no Day at the Beach for George W. Bush

President George W. Bush has cancelled all his appointments and fund raising trips for the next week after viewing a White House screening of the film ‘The Day After Tomorrow'. The President, apparently believing the film was actually a Homeland Secu...
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Funny story: Mossad hails new Iraq PM Allawi as former Moscow bureau chief

Mossad hails new Iraq PM Allawi as former Moscow bureau chief

In scenes reminiscent of the day when ex- Daily Mirror newspaper boss Robert Maxwell was found floating in the Med under his yacht The Ghislaine, Israeli security service Mossad last night held a celebratory champagne reception at the President Geor...
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Funny story: Yale Declares Bankruptcy

Yale Declares Bankruptcy

New Haven, Connecticut (AP)...
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Funny story: Saudi Militants hold books hostage

Saudi Militants hold books hostage

(WASHINGTON)--Officials in the State Department have no comment this morning as Al-Jazeera and other news sources released pictures of books being held at gunpoint.
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Funny story: World loses touch of time

World loses touch of time

What time is it? Sorry, nobody knows. The 'freak mishap' occurred after Swiss watchmakers went on strike. The Big Ben in London stopped working a few milliseconds later.
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Funny story: Bush eats Rice for dinner

Bush eats Rice for dinner

United States President George Bush last night ate National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice for dinner.
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Funny story: Greenpeace award for Bush

Greenpeace award for Bush

Greenpeace has presented the United States President George W Bush the Environmentalist of the Century Award at a function at the White House on Sunday.
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Funny story: Tony Blair admits: Jayson Blair my son

Tony Blair admits: Jayson Blair my son

British Prime Minister Tony Blair admitted that reporter Jayson Blair, who quit The New York Times after he had plagiarised and fabricated dozens of stories, is his son.
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Funny story: Dinosaur Reality Show Is Racist

Dinosaur Reality Show Is Racist

May 29, 2004 (Hollywood, CA) -...
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Funny story: Bruce Campbell: Enough Is Enough

Bruce Campbell: Enough Is Enough

May 28, 2004 (Hollywood, CA) -...
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Funny story: UPS Declares War On FEDEX! Gun Battles Erupt Nation Wide!

UPS Declares War On FEDEX! Gun Battles Erupt Nation Wide!

Unconfirmed Sources report that The United Parcel Service has launched a pre-emptive strike on rival shipping firm Federal Express. UPS Forces launched dozens of coordinated attacks on FedEx processing depots across the nation. During the attacks UPS...
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