Funny story: Britney Spears To Visit Iraq In "Hearts And Minds" Tour.

Britney Spears To Visit Iraq In "Hearts And Minds" Tour.

Britney Spears press office today announced that the multiple-platinum recording artist would be visiting Iraq in early June.
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Funny story: North American Al-Qaida Franchise Up For Grabs!

North American Al-Qaida Franchise Up For Grabs!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the North American Franchise of Al-Qaida is now up for bid. The Local branch has been closed since 911 when the entire staff was permanently reassigned.
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Funny story: Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse to Testify Before Plame Grand Jury

Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse to Testify Before Plame Grand Jury

In a surprise move Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse has been subpoenaed by the Grand Jury investigating the case involving the public naming of ex CIA agent Valerie Plame, to Conservative columnist Robert Novak who dutifully repor...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda In Talks To Form Alliance with Ku Klux Klan; Jerry Springer a Potential Stumbling Block.

Al-Qaeda In Talks To Form Alliance with Ku Klux Klan; Jerry Springer a Potential Stumbling Block.

Citing similarities in strategic objectives: "The elimination of the United States Government and the destruction of the Jewish State", Al-Qaeda today announced that it was close to finalizing a strategic alliance with the Ku Klux Klan. Inside source...
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Funny story: Elton John Hits Out At Childrens TV Programme

Elton John Hits Out At Childrens TV Programme

Fresh from his remarks that US show American Idol is racist, Sir Elton John has hit out at children's TV programme 'Teletubbies', calling it 'filth' and 'xenophobic'.
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Funny story: British Musician, Blinded 22 Years Ago, Has Vision Restored By "SCIENCE!!"

British Musician, Blinded 22 Years Ago, Has Vision Restored By "SCIENCE!!"

(London) Musician Thomas Dolby, 45, who had been blinded 22 years ago in an unfortunate incident, had his sight restored today by Surgeons at London's Stanley Baldwin Ophthalmological Institute.
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Supreme Court Justice Attacked, Says 'There Oughta Be A Law'

Supreme Court Justice David Souter was attacked while jogging in Washington DC, but not seriously injured. A group of men accosted the Justice, who is considered to be, along with Ruth Bader Ginsberg among the more liberal of the Supreme Judiciary. O...
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Funny story: Godzilla to Stomp Iraqis Flat

Godzilla to Stomp Iraqis Flat

Fallujah, Iraq - In an attempt to restore order to an embattled and war-torn Iraq, President Bush announced today that the United States will be sending Godzilla to restore order and, according to one White House official, "to stomp the crap out of e...
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Funny story: New Study Reveals That Explosions Are Cool

New Study Reveals That Explosions Are Cool

Boomer, Wyoming - A scientific study, published by the National Institute for Blowing Things Up, indicates that explosions are cool.
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Funny story: Scientist Discovers What Michael Jackson Is, Begins Drinking Heavily

Scientist Discovers What Michael Jackson Is, Begins Drinking Heavily

Toledo, Ohio - Scientists at the National Institute for the Study of Bizarre Androgynous Freaks have completed a seven-month study on pop star Michael Jackson. The results of the study are reported to be too terrifying for words.
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Funny story: FBI Illegally Obtains and Publishes Controversial George Bush Memo

FBI Illegally Obtains and Publishes Controversial George Bush Memo

A rogue FBI field agent today told writer KungFu IceSkater that he had illegally obtained copies of George W. Bush's new personal dictionary of common phrases. Excerpts from the dictionary follow. "I George W. Bush, do declare the following d...
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Funny story: Siege of Onion Compound Ends! Military Withdraws and Declares Victory.

Siege of Onion Compound Ends! Military Withdraws and Declares Victory.

Unconfirmed Sources report that US Forces have withdrawn from the area surrounding the embattled Onion Compound. The surprise pullout began last night after negotiations broke down with the staff of the The Onion. As the trucks and tanks left the are...
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Funny story: George W Bush in sex scandal.

George W Bush in sex scandal.

George W Bush's reputation took a severe bruising today as it was revealed that he had had an affair with a Whitehouse intern.
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Funny story: Valerie Plame and the Politics of Cooking

Valerie Plame and the Politics of Cooking

Ambassador Joseph Wilson, whose allegations that his wife, ex CIA Operative Valerie Plame's outing by the White House is the topic of his newly published book, ‘The Politics of Truth'. In it, Ambassador Wilson names as a possible suspect in the leak...
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Funny story: Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

Rampage in Manchester OMNI center.

An un-named man today went on an attempted killing spree in the Greater Manchester Omni centre.
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Funny story: Ireland split into united half and divided half: everyone happy

Ireland split into united half and divided half: everyone happy

The Northern Ireland peace process was finally solved today during a meeting between Bertie Ahearn and Tony Blair at Stormont.
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