Funny story: Sausage retires after beating

Sausage retires after beating

MILWAUKEE - In yet another classic example of "You Can't Make This Shit Up", Wisconsin's most famous sausage has decided to retire, but she'll always relish the memories.
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Funny story: George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

Washington, D.C. -- President George W. Bush held a press conference today that will go down as one of the strangest moments in U.S. history. After a few opening remarks by his Press Secretary, the President took the podium, looked around for a mome...
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Funny story: America revealed to be cause of cancer, obesity

America revealed to be cause of cancer, obesity

Ithaca, New York -- Researchers at Cornell University have concluded a four-year study of the United States, which they reveal to be the leading cause of cancer, obesity, heart disease, emphysema, diabetes, rabies, chlamydia, herpes, hepatitis, and c...
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Funny story: Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

New York -- Wall Street analysts conferred with Vatican See officials last week concerning the impending Google IPO. According to experts, the search engine is actually none other than the Messiah.
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Funny story: TNT announces new reality show, "American Idiot"

TNT announces new reality show, "American Idiot"

Hollywood -- In an effort to grow apace with the ratings boom of reality TV shows, Tacky Network Television has unveiled their newest offering for the Fall line-up, American Idiot.
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Funny story: Bush Taken to White House Infirmary

Bush Taken to White House Infirmary

President George W. Bush, under the mistaken impression that he is a bird, tried to flap his arms and fly to Camp David, Maryland.
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Funny story: Too Many Headlines, No Space for Stories

Too Many Headlines, No Space for Stories

The World's Press Roundup...
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Funny story: Curious Developments In Iraq: Lying To What Purpose?

Curious Developments In Iraq: Lying To What Purpose?

We have all heard the story: Saddam Hussein captured while living in a pit in the ground. Some few have even seen the pit - though it was filled in very quickly. It all seemed to make sense. Of course Saddam would hide in a hole in the ground, he...
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Funny story: Jackson To Secede From The United States, California

Jackson To Secede From The United States, California

In a move aimed at ending his current prosecution and avoiding further prosecution in the future, Michael Jackson announced this morning that he and the Neverland Ranch were going to secede from the United States and California.
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Funny story: Shemales To Honor Jackson

Shemales To Honor Jackson

Las Vegas -- The National Federation of Shemales on Film (NFSF) have invited Michael Jackson to be the Keynote speaker at their annual Shemale Blowout Party - the meeting they sponsor each year in Las Vegas to discuss issues relating to Hollywood's...
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Funny story: FDSA, Secret US Government Agency

FDSA, Secret US Government Agency

New US Government Agency, FDSA...
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Funny story: Crazy Hitler Lawn Service

Crazy Hitler Lawn Service

Do you come home from a long hard week just dreading having to cut the grass. Does your yard resemble the salad bar at a cheap steak restaurant?...
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Funny story: War Over, We Won!

War Over, We Won!

AP -- Washington, D.C. -- In a surprise statement, the Bush administration announced today that the United Coalition Forces - comprising the nations of Great Britain, The United States and Micronesia - had won a stunning final victory in the war in I...
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Funny story: George Bush Compared with Saddam Hussein; Hollywood Responds

George Bush Compared with Saddam Hussein; Hollywood Responds

NBC might have something to smile about during fall sweeps, after the end of hit show ‘Friends'. Mr. "Unscripted Drama", Mark Burnett is teaming with NBC and Amnesty International to produce a new reality show, starring W and Saddam, in which the mos...
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Funny story: David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

Bragging that he throws better when he's severely intoxicated, David Wells tossed a no-hitter against the Montreal Expos immediately after drinking 24 beers in one hour on Tuesday. "I thmelled like a frat house at 2 a.m. Would you be cumferb...
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Funny story: Cheney Says Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!

Cheney Says Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!

5-10-04 - When asked by a reporter what he thought of the embarrassing CBS-aired photos of naked Iraqi prisoners?", Cheney huffed, "They're fake! Each of the photos has been doctored up by the Liberal Press to embarrass the Administrat...
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Funny story: Euro space race is on, Italian's build first pasta spacecraft

Euro space race is on, Italian's build first pasta spacecraft

Yesterday European Scientists successfully conducted a test of the "Phoenix craft". The Phoenix is a German build spacecraft for use in the joint European space shuttle program. In the 90 seconds of flight the craft reached speeds of 450 kilometers p...
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Funny story: Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Madison Square Garden, NY- In a live CBS broadcast, Amber walked away with the $1 million prize and a modest diamond engagement ring from Boston Rob, in the season finale of "Survivor."...
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Funny story: George Bush names Michael Jackson new Secretary of Defense

George Bush names Michael Jackson new Secretary of Defense

WASHINGTON - In his search for the perfect scapegoat, George Bush today announced that he would accept Donald Rumsfeld's resignation and immediately appoint Michael Jackson as America's new Secretary of Defense.
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Funny story: President Bush Speaks In Tongues At Prayer Breakfast

President Bush Speaks In Tongues At Prayer Breakfast

Washington, D.C. -- President Bush astounded supporters, local ministers and staff at a prayer breakfast this morning when he stood suddenly, looked about as if in a daze, and began spouting what sounded like gibberish to those present.
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Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.
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Funny story: Kilroy-Silk Pro-Euro Boost

Kilroy-Silk Pro-Euro Boost

Former Labour MP turned television presenter turned Arab basher turned Euro candidate, Robert Kilroy-Silk has said that Britain should leave Europe before it sinks into the sea under the weight of immigrant Arabs.
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Funny story: Man sues God

Man sues God

St. Cloud, Minnesota -- A Minnesota man has filed a lawsuit against God Almighty, the Lord of the Universe. Clyde Tollerud, 44, of St. Cloud, has filed a lawsuit for breach-of-contract against the Creator, citing numerous prayers that were never ans...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger to end Iraq war

Schwarzenegger to end Iraq war

United States President George W Bush is about to make an important announcement that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be appointed to a special post in Iraq.
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Funny story: AOL to offer 1,000 GB of Email storage for free

AOL to offer 1,000 GB of Email storage for free

Gmail, watch out, here comes AOL. What Gmail can do, AOL can do better.
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