There were 576 spoof news stories published in May 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude and film a full length porno movie on their 18th birthday which is June 13 of this year. Misguided...
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Funny story: John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate

John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate

WASHINGTON - Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.
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Funny story: American Idol News: New Judges Next Season. Simon remains; Omarosa and MJ Replace Paula and Randy

American Idol News: New Judges Next Season. Simon remains; Omarosa and MJ Replace Paula and Randy

Omarosa has done it again. The Apprentice outcast will be joining Michael Jackson and Simon Cowell as judges on next season's American Idol and Simon isn't happy. Simon and Omarosa got into a feisty argument and your favorite writer KungFu Iceskat...
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Funny story: 50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

Rapper 50 Cent, who still hasn't forgotten his hatred for rival Ja Rule, was recently arrested for the shooting of the two main stars of The Inc., Rule and Ashanti. He said, "I finally got those motherf***ers back!"...
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Funny story: Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Citing "irreconcilable indifferences, his thing is way too small and other problems," Laura Bush has filed for divorce against King George the Dunce.
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Funny story: Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Diana Degarmo finally broke down and cried today. "I'm so f***in' sick and tired of being the nice and sweet girl. I ain't got no street cred since doing this whack American Idol. People don't even think I'm latina enough. It...
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Funny story: Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Madison Square Garden, NY- In a live CBS broadcast, Amber walked away with the $1 million prize and a modest diamond engagement ring from Boston Rob, in the season finale of "Survivor."...
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Funny story: American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell was fired from American Idol this morning for sexually harassing Paula Abdul. Sources close to Miss Abdul say that she is livid. Apparently, six months ago, Simon bet Paula that he'd have her "spanking daddy" in bed, within...
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Funny story: Research Reveals More Women Purchase Cars at Night

Research Reveals More Women Purchase Cars at Night

DETROIT FREE PRESS A study recently completed by the Ford Motor Company shows that women are twice as likely to shop for cars during the evening as...
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Funny story: Satan University

Satan University

(Auburn, Alabama) Auburn University will change its name as of July 1, 2004 to Satan University. Speaking to the assembled press outside the Haley Center, Auburn President Joey Klind made the announcement saying it...
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Funny story: Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.
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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found

Martha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - After a six month struggle through open casting calls with stringent negative qualifications required for candidates to make it beyond the initial application phase in a search to replace the now-tainted hostess, Martha St...
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Funny story: Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

WASHINGTON (CNN) Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discu...
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Funny story: Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Comedian Carrot Top has recently supplied AT&T with a new commercial, much to the disappointment of nearly everyone everywhere. "You know, for a while there I was almost sure he had died - I thought I even read about it somewhere." Said an...
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Funny story: American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

The only music industry executive who actually deserves to change his name (from Clive Davis to "The Smackdown" or "Head Pimp In Charge") caused Simon Cowell, raconteur extraordinaire and future star of "The Limey 2", to have a heart attack early Wed...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby: President In 2008?

Bill Cosby: President In 2008?

May 30, 2004 (Washington, DC) -...
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Funny story: Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

USA -- The whole country was in shock from 9:55 - 9:57 EST last night as LaToya London was voted off of American Idol. "Man, this i...
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Funny story: American Idol Winner Announced

American Idol Winner Announced

Yes, almost two full days before the results show, this reporter has learned who will win American Idol.
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Funny story: Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

The head honchos at Apple Computer have contacted Gwyneth Paltrow and her rocker-husband, Chris Martin, and told them in no uncertain terms that they must rename their baby.
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Funny story: ‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

A Gallup poll commissioned by NBC competitor, The Spice Channel (?), finds that 90% of Spice Channel viewers were highly disappointed with the final episode of Friends.
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Funny story: Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

An unidentified, but self-proclaimed ‘ugly man' had surgeons implant a vagina from a cadaver in his left hand last week, it was announced today. Doctors at the Nashua Clinic for Sexual Re-Implementation, in Nashua New Hampshire, said the patient, kn...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson plans The Passion of the Devil

Mel Gibson plans The Passion of the Devil

Mel Gibson is not giving up after the unprecedented success of his film The Passion of the Christ. He will now make The Passion of the Devil.
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Funny story: Interview with the Master Chief

Interview with the Master Chief

Once just another soldier whose heroic exploits went unheard of and unknown, Master Chief was rocketed to stardom level with the release of a videogame titled 'Halo', loosely based off of his exploits in the military. Long-since retired, he now spends most of his time with his wife and twin children at their home in Billings, Montana. Recently, I had a chance to catch up to Master Chief an...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan: Indecent Exposure

Bob Dylan: Indecent Exposure

April 30, 2004 (Berkeley, CA) -...
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Funny story: Susan Sarandon's Breasts, JeLo's Butt Protest Disease, Famine, "Bad Stuff"

Susan Sarandon's Breasts, JeLo's Butt Protest Disease, Famine, "Bad Stuff"

(New York, New York) The breasts of actress Susan Sarandon and the buttocks of singer-actress Jennifer Lopez today took out a joint advertisement in the New York Times protesting "Disease, Famine, War, Hate and Other Bad Stuff."...
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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest and Friends Threaten to Sue WB

Ryan Seacrest and Friends Threaten to Sue WB

Ryan Seacrest is angry! In fact, he's hopping mad right now.
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Funny story: John Stevens Advances in the WB's Superstar USA

John Stevens Advances in the WB's Superstar USA

John Stevens, the 16-year old crooner from East Amherst, NY and recent American Idol evictee, advanced past the first round of the WB's Superstar USA Monday Night. The show is an "untalent" contest, a nationwide search for the worst singer in America...
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Funny story: Hitler poised to become new Chelsea boss

Hitler poised to become new Chelsea boss

EX NAZI boss Adolf Hitler is to be sensationally named as the new Chelsea manager within the next week.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson has 10,000th plastic surgery

Michael Jackson has 10,000th plastic surgery

Hollywood - Pop star Michael Jackson stunned the entertainment world today when he unveiled the results of his 10,000th plastic surgery procedure, during which something seems to have gone horribly wrong. However, the embattled pop star assured repo...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

Michael Jackson's Penis to Testify

A source close to the Neverland Ranch stated today that Michael Jackson's penis, Winkie Jackson, has agreed to testify at Jackson's upcoming child molestation trial.
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Funny story: Dick Dastardly Arrested For Abuse

Dick Dastardly Arrested For Abuse

Dick Dastardly has had a long and illustrious career of contemptible, rotten, and sometimes downright despicable deeds. However, recently all of the trouble he has caused in the past caught up with him, and he was finally arrested for animal abuse ou...
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Funny story: Scientist Discovers What Michael Jackson Is, Begins Drinking Heavily

Scientist Discovers What Michael Jackson Is, Begins Drinking Heavily

Toledo, Ohio - Scientists at the National Institute for the Study of Bizarre Androgynous Freaks have completed a seven-month study on pop star Michael Jackson. The results of the study are reported to be too terrifying for words.
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Funny story: George Bush falls down, goes boom

George Bush falls down, goes boom

TEXAS - President Bush is recovering today from minor injuries caused over the weekend by a fall from a mountain tricycle at his Texas ranch. Speculation is that incident was intentional and Bush was merely practicing for his November fall.
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Funny story: George Huff creeps enough people out - voted off American Idol

George Huff creeps enough people out - voted off American Idol

Los Angeles - George Huff's run as American Idol finalist appears to be at an end. Best know for his deep baritone vocals and the ever-present "what's that up my butt" reaction to judges' critiques, Huff will be missed much less than former co...
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Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.
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Funny story: "Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life

"Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life

Hollywood - NBC Executives held a press conference today during which they formally said goodbye to the megahit sitcom Friends and told viewers to get a life.
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Funny story: Donald Duck Enters Rehab

Donald Duck Enters Rehab

May 23, 2004 (Orlando, Florida) -...
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Funny story: Prison Abuse Scandal Linked to George W. Bush's Dog

Prison Abuse Scandal Linked to George W. Bush's Dog

Washington, DC (AP) Sources at the Pentagon admitted this morning that the dog collars and leashes used in the abuse of Iraqi detainees at the Abu...
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Funny story: George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

Washington, D.C. -- President George W. Bush held a press conference today that will go down as one of the strangest moments in U.S. history. After a few opening remarks by his Press Secretary, the President took the podium, looked around for a mome...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

(GRAND RAPIDS) - Daytime TV shrink and self-proclaimed diet guru Dr. Phil McGraw was caught shoving an extra large Chimmie-Cheez burrito with extra sour cream down his throat in the parking lot of a Grand Rapids mini-mart Friday morning.
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Funny story: Billy Joel Loses An Eye

Billy Joel Loses An Eye

May 22nd, 2004 (Philadelphia, Pa) -...
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Funny story: Always keep your condoms in your car

Always keep your condoms in your car

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouse...
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Funny story: Jay Leno dumps John Kerry for Johnny Depp

Jay Leno dumps John Kerry for Johnny Depp

HOLLYWOOD - In a pre-election upset, Tonight Show host Jay Leno has dumped John Kerry and asked Johnny Depp to run in Kerry's place.
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Funny story: Olsen twins to marry Olsen brothers

Olsen twins to marry Olsen brothers

HOLLYWOOD - Popular twins Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen announced over the weekend they were finalizing the details for June nuptials with European superstar brothers, Jorgen and Niels "Noller" Olsen.
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Funny story: George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

George W Bush today took the unprecedented step of using "shock and awe" on the American public in order to get support for the presidential re-election campaign.
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...
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Funny story: Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Seattle, WA-Starbucks Coffee Inc announced Wednesday that its supreme plan for world domination will be placed into effect a month early as their Death Star orbiting seven hundred miles off Earth has been completed ahead of schedule.
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Funny story: George Bush Does Something Stupid

George Bush Does Something Stupid

Amidst the thunderous applause of satirists, late night talk show hosts, and hack comedians everywhere, George Bush surprises none as he yet again does something stupid.
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Funny story: George Bush Compared with Saddam Hussein; Hollywood Responds

George Bush Compared with Saddam Hussein; Hollywood Responds

NBC might have something to smile about during fall sweeps, after the end of hit show ‘Friends'. Mr. "Unscripted Drama", Mark Burnett is teaming with NBC and Amnesty International to produce a new reality show, starring W and Saddam, in which the mos...
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Funny story: George W Bush: Speechless

George W Bush: Speechless

May 19, 2004 The United States of America looks like it is going to be put under full F.E.M.A controlled marshal law, with full Red Alert status after a high priority national 'treat' occurred today.
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Funny story: UPS Declares War On FEDEX! Gun Battles Erupt Nation Wide!

UPS Declares War On FEDEX! Gun Battles Erupt Nation Wide!

Unconfirmed Sources report that The United Parcel Service has launched a pre-emptive strike on rival shipping firm Federal Express. UPS Forces launched dozens of coordinated attacks on FedEx processing depots across the nation. During the attacks UPS...
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Funny story: Rumsfeld Insane

Rumsfeld Insane

The worst kept secret inside the beltway is out. Doctors for Donald Rumsfeld admitted today that the Secretary of Defense is legally insane.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson fan attempts to flame Spoof writer

Michael Jackson fan attempts to flame Spoof writer

Spoof Hollywood - Federal Marshals apprehended a character assassin hired by Michael Jackson to set up a member of The Spoof's writing staff today.
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Funny story: Boy With Pipe Is No Freak

Boy With Pipe Is No Freak

Pablo Picasso's 1905 masterpiece, Garçon a la Pipe, has sold for an astonishing $104m at Sotheby's in New York, beating by $21.5 the price paid for the previous most expensive painting, Van Gogh's Portrait of Doctor Gachet.
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Funny story: Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus

Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus

Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus:...
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Funny story: George W Bush in sex scandal.

George W Bush in sex scandal.

George W Bush's reputation took a severe bruising today as it was revealed that he had had an affair with a Whitehouse intern.
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Funny story: Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

New pictures have surfaced of the abuse of Iraqi POW's by U.S. and British soldiers. We will shortly publish these pictures but can safely say that they'll make the "human pyramid" picture look like a scene from the "Sound of Music". Seven of the pi...
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Funny story: 'The Day After Tomorrow' Destroys Record Before Release, Wins Dubious Award

'The Day After Tomorrow' Destroys Record Before Release, Wins Dubious Award

LA, NY, Montreal (FP) - Twentieth Century Fox's global warming disaster epic has completely annihilated a previous film record before even being released for public consumption. The $125 million Hollywood blockbuster has ironically won the 'G...
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Funny story: John Kerry Sizes Up George W. Bush

John Kerry Sizes Up George W. Bush

NEW YORK AP Appearing on "60 Minutes" this Sunday, presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry was grilled by Mike Wallace in an in-depth...
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Funny story: Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise

Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise

Emile Heskey's 5 million pound move today from Liverpool FC to Birmingham City FC has sparked off a string of remarkable revelations concerning the indomitable striker's business ventures.
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Funny story: First Visit To The Jock Strap Store

First Visit To The Jock Strap Store

I remember my first visit to the jock strap store. Now, if you go to Walmart today they have them, tightly bound in plastic, hanging on racks. When I needed my first jock strap my parents took me to Brooks Brothers. I was horribly embarrassed as my father said to the clerk. "My son is becoming a man. He needs a jock strap." My mother, thankfully, had moved away to peruse the socks...
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Funny story: American Idol Not Racist Enough

American Idol Not Racist Enough

Somewhere in Alabama, Jim Rednecker announced from beneath his sheet today that he's "sick and doggurn' tired about all the belly...
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Funny story: Global warming caused by increased activity in Hell

Global warming caused by increased activity in Hell

Scientists at the University of Helsinki claim they have solved the mystery of global warming.
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Funny story: Gabon Famine - British Style

Gabon Famine - British Style

The President of the African country of Gabon, El Hadj Omar Bongo has appealed to the UN, the World Health Organization, the World Bank, t...
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Funny story: George Bush names Michael Jackson new Secretary of Defense

George Bush names Michael Jackson new Secretary of Defense

WASHINGTON - In his search for the perfect scapegoat, George Bush today announced that he would accept Donald Rumsfeld's resignation and immediately appoint Michael Jackson as America's new Secretary of Defense.
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Funny story: Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

John Prescott has embarked on a worldwide tour to promote Britain and more importantly, to improve relations with world leaders.
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Lured Out By Endorsement Offer

Osama Bin Laden Lured Out By Endorsement Offer

By Cliff "Cliffhanger" Dearing...
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Funny story: The Swan: Michael Jackson to Make Guest Appearance In Hit Fox Reality Show

The Swan: Michael Jackson to Make Guest Appearance In Hit Fox Reality Show

The King of Pop has agreed to appear in Fox's new reality TV show where contestants receive the physical and emotional "makeover of a lifetime". Writer KungFu IceSkater was told that producers are having difficulties shooting the show because the Kin...
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Funny story: World's Ugliest Baby Turns One

World's Ugliest Baby Turns One

Columbia, MO - Joe and Patty Simpson didn't know exactly what they were getting into when they agreed to adopt an underprivileged child almost twelve months ago. Like so many other people wanting children, adoption was the only route available to the...
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Funny story: Shemales To Honor Jackson

Shemales To Honor Jackson

Las Vegas -- The National Federation of Shemales on Film (NFSF) have invited Michael Jackson to be the Keynote speaker at their annual Shemale Blowout Party - the meeting they sponsor each year in Las Vegas to discuss issues relating to Hollywood's...
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Funny story: Man Marries Right Hand

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Funny story: BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.
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Funny story: Bin Laden releases CD on Afghanistan Gangsta label

Bin Laden releases CD on Afghanistan Gangsta label

In an audiotape offering a terror truce to European countries that pull their troops from Muslim nations, Osama bin Laden also suggested he might be willing to ease up a little if he could just get a thick juicy steak and a hot shower.
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Funny story: Brandy Vandross? It's Possible

Brandy Vandross? It's Possible

Singer/actress Brandy Norwood just found out that she is indeed a distant relative of R&B legend Luther Vandross.
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Funny story: Kerry, Seeking Jewish Votes, Roots, Changes Family Name Back to "Kohn"; Polls Go Haywire

Kerry, Seeking Jewish Votes, Roots, Changes Family Name Back to "Kohn"; Polls Go Haywire

(Boston, Massachusetts) Democratic presidential candidate John F. Kerry has changed his name to "John F. Kohn", saying that he wishes to both acknowledge his Jewish roots, and also convince wavering Jewish voters that "their rightful...
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Funny story: New study shows ugly parents more likely to have ugly children

New study shows ugly parents more likely to have ugly children

Virgin Utah- Steve White, head scientist at Kramer labs held a press conference today showing new findings from a five year fact finding missi...
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Funny story: Dying Sparrow Photo 'Fake'

Dying Sparrow Photo 'Fake'

The Sparrow Mirror, Britain's best selling sparrow orientated tabloid, today published a photograph of what it says is evidence of systematic abuse inside the aviary section of Abu Ghraib prison, where around seventy Iraqi insurgent sparrows are...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice to Open Chain of Cajun Themed Restaurants

Condoleezza Rice to Open Chain of Cajun Themed Restaurants

The first Mama Condoleezza's NewOrleenza Rice and Beans Bistro and Voodoo Lounge is scheduled to open later this summer in Orlando, Florida. "Many people are surprised to learn that I am actually a human being and not only eat solid foo...
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Funny story: TNT announces new reality show, "American Idiot"

TNT announces new reality show, "American Idiot"

Hollywood -- In an effort to grow apace with the ratings boom of reality TV shows, Tacky Network Television has unveiled their newest offering for the Fall line-up, American Idiot.
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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld to appear on Queer Eye

Donald Rumsfeld to appear on Queer Eye

A source for Bravo TV leaked the news that Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld will appear on an episode of the hit reality show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." This comes only days after Rumsfeld was heavily criticized for abuse of Iraqi prisoners...
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Funny story: Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Washington, DC - Citing the need to protect the sanctity of eating seafood, President Bush has urged Congress to swiftly pass the Federal Seafood Amendment (FSA), which would define finned animals as the only proper aquatic food to eat.
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Funny story: Republican Convention Schedule Announced

Republican Convention Schedule Announced

The Republican National Committee today released the official schedule and agenda for the first day of the 2004 Convention to be held in New York City on August 30th.
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Funny story: Boat Goes Down: Nudists' Spirits Remain Up

Boat Goes Down: Nudists' Spirits Remain Up

Austin, TX -- A party boat on the Colorado River tipped over yesterday. It seemed that everyone on the boat noticed a cute little fishie on the...
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Funny story: Bush to outsource his job from India

Bush to outsource his job from India

United States President George W Bush has decided to outsource his job from India.
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Funny story: Wonder Bread Offers Ready Made Sandwich Loaves

Wonder Bread Offers Ready Made Sandwich Loaves

Wonder Bread, Inc., manufacturer of Wonder Bread announced today that they are offering new ready made Sandwich Loaves. The new product offers the ease of sliced bread and the nutrition of a mother-made sandwich all wrapped up in a plastic bag to ke...
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Funny story: Bush Apologizes for Iraqi Torture: Says, "Me Bad"

Bush Apologizes for Iraqi Torture: Says, "Me Bad"

Washington, DC -- Today, President Bush apologized for the abuse scandal after taking an urgent phone call from famed celebrity apologist, Just...
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Funny story: Charlton Heston Gives Goodbye Speech

Charlton Heston Gives Goodbye Speech

Noted actor, sportsman and conservative activist Charlton Heston, who has previously announced that he is battling Alzheimer's disease announced during a talk given to the Altedena, California chapter of Young Americans for Guns on 1 May 2004 that he...
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Funny story: Same-Sex Marriages in Massachusetts: John Kerry Nods, Jay Leno Amused, George Bush Not.

Same-Sex Marriages in Massachusetts: John Kerry Nods, Jay Leno Amused, George Bush Not.

The world's greatest flip-floppin', backflippin', backspinnin', breakdancin' former acrobat turned politician and Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry, (AKA "The Artful Dodger") today announced he supports gay marriages.
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Funny story: Homeless people = Alternative fuel?

Homeless people = Alternative fuel?

Esteemed English right-wing politician Sir Mark Hatcher has caused a stir in London today after he said that it would be of benefit to all if homeless people were to be 'recycled' or even 'cut into pieces' and used as fuel 'for th...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Going to Baghdad

Dick Cheney Going to Baghdad

WASHINGTON AP The White House announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney was being immediately dispatched to Iraq in order to find out who...
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Funny story: Cheney Says Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!

Cheney Says Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!

5-10-04 - When asked by a reporter what he thought of the embarrassing CBS-aired photos of naked Iraqi prisoners?", Cheney huffed, "They're fake! Each of the photos has been doctored up by the Liberal Press to embarrass the Administrat...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Over-rated singer and arse queen Jennifer Lopez was shocked to discover a tribe of angry weasels have started to stalk her. These weasels upon hearing the soul-less drivel that she insists on calling her music became so incensed that they decided it...
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Funny story: TV's Sean Hannity Says Disgusting Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!'"

TV's Sean Hannity Says Disgusting Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!'"

Yesterday on "Hannity & Colms," Right-wing Obfuscator, Sean Hannity, proclaimed in a rambling, tearful-eyed speech on his own TV program that "You know, I'll bet that each of these disgusting photos of Iraqi detainees are **fake,**...
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Funny story: John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

In a move that has America reeling, potential Democratic presidential nominee John "Big-Head and Yes I am part Jewish and I'm married to a wealthy woman" Kerry has decided to be a guest judge on American Idol for the Tuesday finale.
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Funny story: Bush tortures Rumsfeld: Exclusive photos!

Bush tortures Rumsfeld: Exclusive photos!

United States President George W Bush summoned his Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and tortured him for nearly an hour May 9.
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Funny story: MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

London's humble citizens were treated to a rare insight into the private life of Britain's first non-male prime minister.
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Funny story: Great White Sharks and Wildfires. A SPOOF NEWS EXCLUSIVE

Great White Sharks and Wildfires. A SPOOF NEWS EXCLUSIVE

Fire season has started off with a bang in Southern California. The season officially started at midnight on May 1 2004 and since then three fires have devoured thousands of acres in both the Temecula and Camp Pendleton area. Thousands evacuated and...
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