Funny story: Vocational D.N.A, a glimpse of the future.

Vocational D.N.A, a glimpse of the future.

A recent study has found a link between a certain D.N.A strand and destiny. The astonishing claims were made by Professor Wilmut Strand, Head of the Biological Theology department at Nuneaton university for boys. "We have large amounts of evidence and some small quantities of conjecture, that point to a link between this D.N.A and our destinies." Claimed Prof Strand.
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Funny story: Source Reveals Girl Scout Cookies Actually Made From Girl Scouts

Source Reveals Girl Scout Cookies Actually Made From Girl Scouts

Richmond, VA ABC Bakers, a subsidiary of Richmond, VA based Interbake Foods, Inc., is coming under fire today, after an inside source revealed...
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Funny story: Woman Marries Horse Illegally

Woman Marries Horse Illegally

Portland, ME - A lonely woman ended her singledom today. "Today, I married my best friend and , my horse, Spirited Lover. Boy does he live...
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Funny story: President Bush Learns To Play Sax: Seeks Reelection in 2004

President Bush Learns To Play Sax: Seeks Reelection in 2004

Washington, DC Unconfirmed reports are circulating around the White House that President George "Dubya" Bush is learning to play the...
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Funny story: Saturn Actually Made of Booze

Saturn Actually Made of Booze

Cape Canaveral, FL., U.S.A. - Scientists from N.A.S.A. made an unexpected discovery today when a unmanned space probe retrieved evidence that the planet Saturn may actually be an alcoholic's paradise.
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Funny story: Pope Learns to Play Guitar in Just 3 Days!

Pope Learns to Play Guitar in Just 3 Days!

Could it be a miracle? Almost...
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Funny story: Bucking the Trend, Burger King Introduces "Fat-Ass" Sizing

Bucking the Trend, Burger King Introduces "Fat-Ass" Sizing

After this week's stunning announcement by McDonald's that it would be eliminating the "Super-Size" option from it's menus, analysts wondered if other major fast food chains would follow their lead as they have done in the past.
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Funny story: Bush: Fascism is good for Democracy

Bush: Fascism is good for Democracy

In a shock statement from the Whitehouse today, President Bush has called for an end to the universal right to vote.
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Funny story: SEPARATE but EQUAL

SEPARATE but EQUAL

Albany, Georgia - The Bush administration passes law to prohibit coeducation. Recent studies have shown that some socially disabled students perform better in a single sex environment. Existing funds could provide for the most modern equipment in all...
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Funny story: Diana tape secrets reveal nothing actually

Diana tape secrets reveal nothing actually

Tapes on which Diana, Princess of Wales, tells secrets which everyone knew about eight years ago anyway, have sensationally been aired on US television.
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Funny story: Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Vatican, Friday - In a shock announcement made at an impromptu Press Conference this morning the Supreme Pontiff has declared that John Kerry is "Christ reincarnated".
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Funny story: Bush Ad Nauseum

Bush Ad Nauseum

Three new Bush Campaign ads that feature the smoldering ruins of the World Trade Center have ignited criticism from the families of the victims, Democrats and anyone with a working moral compass. Unnamed Administration Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhous...
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