Funny story: Taliban Denies Effort to Escalate Tensions

Taliban Denies Effort to Escalate Tensions

KABUL, Afghanistan - Taliban leaders were questioned today concerning possible efforts by Taliban members to increase tension along the "hot" border between Pakistan and India.
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Funny story: Bush Throws "Deliverance" Themed Iraq War Party

Bush Throws "Deliverance" Themed Iraq War Party

Washington, D.C. - United States President George W. Bush threw a party today in honour of the U.S. led war in Iraq.
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Funny story: Logic: A Thing of the Past

Logic: A Thing of the Past

After careful deliberation, the National Science Board decided logic is an outdated principle. As a result, it is expected that logic will be removed from all day-to-day applications. Logically, however, that is unlikely to occur.
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Funny story: Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Now, now. I am so tired of listening to all the sexual innuendo that is related to war terms. Pull out, rush in, attack, bomb and so forth. I mean, my poor ears have been molested with all of this harsh warlike sex talk. I think we need to use kinder, gentler, more moralistic terms to describe warfare. If not, we should consider censoring the news channels. I don't want my children hear...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Vatican City, Vatican -- The Catholic Church, due to failing membership amongst its disgruntled flock, has been taken over by New York based de...
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Funny story: Bush Kills Kerry

Bush Kills Kerry

Today at the first presidential debate of the 2004 election George 'the W stands for wallop' Bush took a swing at the democratic candidate John Kerry. The punch sent spit, teeth and blood flying from Kerry's mouth and seconds later he...
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Funny story: Living on the Moon

Living on the Moon

Thomas Sckilarie of the Moon Inhabitation Corporation has recently been selling property on the Moon for celebrities to live on. Jennifer Aniston just purchased a 200 acre property last week. When I asked her about the investment, she had this to s...
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Funny story: Old MacDonald had a Cow

Old MacDonald had a Cow

Lima, Indiana- In a case of artificial insemination gone terribly awry, a dairy farmer in rural Indiana gave birth today to a Holstein calf. A neighbor described the incident as "horrific and somewhat unsettling."...
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Funny story: Bush urges world to fight terrapins

Bush urges world to fight terrapins

US unelected President George "Big W" Bush has said there can be "no neutral ground in the fight between civilization and terrapins".
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Funny story: "Scopes Trial" County Steps Up Enforcement

"Scopes Trial" County Steps Up Enforcement

DAYTON, Tenn. - The county that has begun charging Homosexuals with "Crimes against nature" has a new axe to grind: Heterosexual "Crimes against nature".
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Funny story: Gay Marriage Effort Gets Boost

Gay Marriage Effort Gets Boost

LAS VEGAS, Nev. - The effort to legalize Gay marriages received a healthy boost this morning, as three large National Organizations threw their support behind the effort.
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Funny story: Al Qaida Endorses Bush in '04

Al Qaida Endorses Bush in '04

The Al Qaida Terrorist Organization has endorsed George W. Bush for a second term as United States President and Commander in Chief of the countries armed forces. Abdul Bull Durham, spokesman for the Union of Thugs, Dead Enders, Losers and Assassins...
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