Spoof news stories from Sunday 14 March 2004
Tony Blair has created a highly lifelike 'Blairbot' to help him when he is needed at a highly important meeting and a garden party sponsored by a wine company at the same time.
Arlington, VA - With the failture of any of the Robots designed for the DARPA Challenge to actual complete the course, the military think tank has decided to try another competition for the "Specially Challenged Robot".
Although everybody (at NASA, at least) only cares about what Space Rovers bring back from Mars or any other planet it might land on (Note to those people working at NASA - if you programme a Rover to land on Mars and it comes back wearing a colourful shirt covered in palm trees, wearing sunglasses, and also bearing photos from Pluto...then that's interesting), there's other things.
BBC TV have announced the production of Seasons 1-3 of their new sitcom, You are the Weakest Millionare, Goodbye, is finished.
A Sarasota, Florida judge refused to dismiss the charges against Joseph P. Smith, accused of the kidnapping, rape and murder of an eleven year old girl. The February 1st abduction gathered world wide attention because the actual kidnapping was caught...