Spoof news stories from Saturday 13 March 2004
New York , N.Y. - Britney Spears' launch of her own cosmetics line through Elizabeth Arden will be limited to make-up for clowns.
Eva Lottie, the well-known trillionare, has become an ex-trillionare.
In a rare event, 27-year-old Glen Harrison actually purchased a condom from the machine in a bowling alley restroom on Friday night.
It has been brought to the attention of many in the last week, and it's somewhat shocking. Potter bad-boy Tom Felton has fallen deeply in love with the girl rumoured to portray Lavender Brown. Her name is known among the crowds of freaks and strr...
The manager of McDonald's has written a new book; his autobiography, How to become the Manager of a Fast Food Chain in 20 Easy Years.
Skeletor announced today that due to budget constraints four minions have been cut from his roster of evil.
Madrid, Spain -- The Basque separatist group vehemently denies responsibility for last week's bombing of a train station in Madrid.
Johannesburg, South Africa --...
The 'McDonald's' fast food chain now faces being unable to keep up with competition, as the new 'McHenry's' chain opens.
Mutant sunflower seeds are currently being sold all over the world by people unaware of the horrors they are unleashing on the world.
The world of e-mail is praising an ingenious new invention created by the trainee scientists at a computer lab in Bristol designed to stop spammers sending spam e-mails, called the 'Spamchaser Spycam'.
Clever idea but needs more work to be really good spoof.
BBC TV have announced that they will be launching a new reality TV programme called 'I'm a Space Rover, Get Me Off This Planet', to be shown on the BBC's all new Reality TV Channel.
Hope, Arkansas Today the Klu Klux Klan announced that they will be seeking membership from Hispanics, Asians and Indian Americans. Gra...
Following news that many health services had quit helping out boxing teams because of extreme overuse of some of their best agents...er, doctors, sorry, news is in that robots will be replacing human boxers in a move that could potentially spark cont...
All over the United Kingdom, panic has been caused, as scientists have announced that fifty thousand deadly Pink Widows, a lethally poisonous new breed of spider, have stowed away on a cargo ship and are heading for the UK.
Controversy has been caused at BBC TV by an unlicensed version of 'The Weakest Link' game.
Condolences to the people of Spain,we mourn your loss.