There were 277 spoof news stories published in March 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election

Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election

In a shocking new videotape obtained by Al Jazeera television, Osama Bin Laden announced that he would be endorsing George W. Bush for the 2004 elections, and would be doing all he could to get Bush re-elected. Bin Laden announced his plans to perso...
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Funny story: Political Correctness - can it really be applied to Ginger people?

Political Correctness - can it really be applied to Ginger people?

Midgets. Dwarves. Shortarses. Umpa-Lumpas. These types of terms are not politically correct. Munchkins - there, another one. Vertically challenged people recently won a ruling to have themselves referred to as 'little people' and its wrong to...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Announces Plans to "Rollback" Wages, Employment Practices

Wal-Mart Announces Plans to "Rollback" Wages, Employment Practices

Wal-Mart, Inc., the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to expand its wildly successful "Rollback" program to its wages and employment practices, according to a company spokesperson. "The concept of the rollback is extremely simple," compa...
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Funny story: Goldilocks Sues Three Bears

Goldilocks Sues Three Bears

The Forest- Speaking up for herself after years of silence, Goldilocks confirmed her intent to "sue the pants off" the three bears. "I've undergone years of therapy," said the golden-locked beauty, "I'm sure you can imagine, post-traumatic st...
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Funny story: Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Astronomers who spotted a near-earth object approximately 220,000 miles from our planet have calculated the speed and trajectory of the object in relation to orbit speed. They have concluded that the large asteroid will impact directly on the San Die...
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Funny story: George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

The world thought of Elmo as a cuddly little puppet beloved by children everywhere but that all changed today when Elmo crept up behind George W. Bush after administering enormous amouts of viagra to himself and beg...
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Funny story: Hockey Hit-Man Bertuzzi Makes Many Apologies, Says He Didn't Mean It

Hockey Hit-Man Bertuzzi Makes Many Apologies, Says He Didn't Mean It

TORONTO, Canada (FP) -- Todd Bertuzzi, an All-Star NHL forward, publically apologized to Colorado's Steve Moore, the man whose neck he broke with one damaging punch.
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Funny story: Best Dressed at the 2004 Oscars

Best Dressed at the 2004 Oscars

Hollywood, CA In respect to the Super Tuesday yesterday, fashionistas waited to give their final review of Oscar's best and worst dressed.
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Funny story: Oscar Wrap-Up

Oscar Wrap-Up

Hollywood, CA The 76th Annual Academy Awards were last night. Charlize Theron won for Best Actress proving that Oscar believes that when a pret...
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Funny story: Kerry Selects Pee Wee Herman as Running Mate!

Kerry Selects Pee Wee Herman as Running Mate!

Los Angeles, CA. - John Kerry has announced his running mate for the 2004 election - Pee Wee Herman.
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Funny story: Oops! Britney Gets Married Again...to William Hung!

Oops! Britney Gets Married Again...to William Hung!

Britney Spears has decided that her first wedding wasn't shocking enough so she got married in a quickie Vegas ceremony again.
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Funny story: Bush Twins to Pose for FHM

Bush Twins to Pose for FHM

Barbara and Jenna Bush, the only sisters who party harder than the Hiltons, have decided to cash in on their fame and pose together for the men's mag, FHM.
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Funny story: Britney and Christina At It Again

Britney and Christina At It Again

Will the cat fights ever stop? The world's two biggest pop-tarts, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, have fought over record sales, number #1 songs, and so much more, or less, in the case of former Mouseketeer turned N'Sync turned solo st...
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Funny story: American Idol's Randy Jackson Writes New Book

American Idol's Randy Jackson Writes New Book

Randy Jackson has written a new book. "Well, dawg, it's more like a Randy to English dictionary for those peeps that aren't diggin' on my lingo, peace." He announced to a group at a book-signing somewhere.
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Funny story: Todd Bertuzzi Joins Cast of The Sopranos

Todd Bertuzzi Joins Cast of The Sopranos

NEWARK, N.J. - Vancouver Canucks hockey player (and "goon") Todd Bertuzzi, having been suspended from the National Hockey League has been given a new op-po-toonity. He's going t...
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Funny story: Source Reveals Girl Scout Cookies Actually Made From Girl Scouts

Source Reveals Girl Scout Cookies Actually Made From Girl Scouts

Richmond, VA ABC Bakers, a subsidiary of Richmond, VA based Interbake Foods, Inc., is coming under fire today, after an inside source revealed...
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Funny story: Clinton-Bin Laden Wedding Jubilee: Britney Spears, Janet Jackson's Nipple No-Shows

Clinton-Bin Laden Wedding Jubilee: Britney Spears, Janet Jackson's Nipple No-Shows

Orlando, FL- Two cultures blended beautifully today in a touching ceremony joining Osama Bin Laden and Chelsea Clinton in holy matrimony.
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Funny story: Klan announces new Hispanic membership

Klan announces new Hispanic membership

Hope, Arkansas Today the Klu Klux Klan announced that they will be seeking membership from Hispanics, Asians and Indian Americans. Gra...
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Funny story: Worst Dressed at 2004 Oscars

Worst Dressed at 2004 Oscars

Hollywood, CA Thanks to all the responses of our best dressed poll, Jean Valjean Luc Picard, the creator of Les Miserables Enterprise Wear
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Funny story: Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Vatican City, Vatican -- The Catholic Church, due to failing membership amongst its disgruntled flock, has been taken over by New York based de...
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Confirms Origin of Universe

Hubble Telescope Confirms Origin of Universe

Cape Canaveral, Florida- NASA scientists are elated with the newest findings from the Hubble telescope. The powerful telescope recently sent back images so far away, and so old, that they are believed to be pictures of the very beginning of t...
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Funny story: Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we conducted a study that included the viewing of t...
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Funny story: Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston; Courtney Love Honored With Lifetime Achievement Awards

Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston; Courtney Love Honored With Lifetime Achievement Awards

Green Bay, WI The National Railroad Museum in Green Bay Wisconsin may seem like a strange venue to be handing out awards to celebrities, howeve...
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Funny story: Charlize Theron's New Man: Nelson Mandela

Charlize Theron's New Man: Nelson Mandela

Johannesburg, South Africa --...
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Funny story: Getting Pregnant Results From Sexual Intercourse

Getting Pregnant Results From Sexual Intercourse

Yup. What you learned in sixth grade sex education is true. Sexual intercourse causes pregnancy in 89% of all cases worldwide. Using a turkey baster or enema along with more scientific forms of insemination and virgin births account for the rest of p...
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Funny story: Kentucky Wins NCAA Tournament

Kentucky Wins NCAA Tournament

Lexington, KY- In what is being called the "shortest March Madness ever," the top-seeded University of Kentucky wildcats have been awarded the NCAA mens basketball trophy, without playing a single tournament game.
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Funny story: Names of Space Rovers

Names of Space Rovers

Although everybody (at NASA, at least) only cares about what Space Rovers bring back from Mars or any other planet it might land on (Note to those people working at NASA - if you programme a Rover to land on Mars and it comes back wearing a colourful shirt covered in palm trees, wearing sunglasses, and also bearing photos from Pluto...then that's interesting), there's other things.
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Funny story: The Passion of the Buddha by Keanu Reeves

The Passion of the Buddha by Keanu Reeves

Hollywood- Keanu Reeves is set to make his own film as the director and star of "The Passion of The Buddha," a story depicting the "ecstactic passion" and "sexual energy" of Buddha's life before reaching "Nirva...
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Funny story: Courtney Love Wins Humanitarian Award

Courtney Love Wins Humanitarian Award

Courtney Love, the often-controversial rocker, has finally been recognized for other achievements.
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Funny story: Osama, Van Halen to Tour Again

Osama, Van Halen to Tour Again

Los Angeles- American Supergroup Van Halen has announced plans to tour North America and the Middle East after a long hibernation since 1998. The question that has been bugging everyone as to who their new lead singer shall be has been answered: O...
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Funny story: Bush Confuses Durex With Semtex

Bush Confuses Durex With Semtex

Western security forces were put on a high state of alert following a terrorist atrocity at the world's largest condom factory.
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Funny story: Giant Mogwais and Gremlins take Tokyo by storm---Godzilla sent packing!

Giant Mogwais and Gremlins take Tokyo by storm---Godzilla sent packing!

Gremlins and Mogwais, the strange but adorable movie animations were proved a reality in Tokyo on Sunday 14th March 2004 when a Gremlin and a Mogwai, each approximately 100ft tall, entered the city from the direction of Mt. Fuji. We have reason to b...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson Runs for South Korean Presidency

Mike Tyson Runs for South Korean Presidency

SOUL, South Korea - Former heavyweight champion boxer Mike Tyson is running for the Presidency of South Korea. He's meaner than anyone in their National Assembly and he's ready to fight.
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Funny story: Cycling Federations to Ban Soda

Cycling Federations to Ban Soda

PARIS, France - Following reports that Italian Cycling great Marco Pantani died as a direct result of a coke overdose, both the United States Cycling Federation and the Amaury Sport Organization have moved to ban all soda beverages from the team tabl...
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Funny story: 9-11 - The Musical!

9-11 - The Musical!

Preparations are in motion for a musical that will be based on the events of 9-11. The musical, which will star all of the original political figures including Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell, paints the events as a tragedy, but a tragedy that leads to he...
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Funny story: Malfoy's Heart Grown Fond Of Horror Brown

Malfoy's Heart Grown Fond Of Horror Brown

It has been brought to the attention of many in the last week, and it's somewhat shocking. Potter bad-boy Tom Felton has fallen deeply in love with the girl rumoured to portray Lavender Brown. Her name is known among the crowds of freaks and strr...
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Funny story: Phil Donahue replaces Rumsfeld - Announces new "flower power" initiative for U.S. military

Phil Donahue replaces Rumsfeld - Announces new "flower power" initiative for U.S. military

In what some are calling a drastic move to appease the left going into this election season, President Bush has fired Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense and replaced him with former talk show host and liberal activist Phil Donahue.
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Funny story: Man Actually Buys and Uses Bowling Alley Condom

Man Actually Buys and Uses Bowling Alley Condom

In a rare event, 27-year-old Glen Harrison actually purchased a condom from the machine in a bowling alley restroom on Friday night.
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Funny story: NASA Press Briefing: "We're All Screwed!"

NASA Press Briefing: "We're All Screwed!"

In a stunning press conference held today, NASA had promised to make a "significant" announcement regarding findings from it's Spirit and Opportunity Mars landers, and for once, NASA did not disappoint. Details surrounding the announcement had been...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Las Vegas, Nevada- In an attempt to recover from stagnant record sales, Britney Spears once again got drunk and married in Las Vegas. This time her victim, er spouse, is none other than dueling pop diva Christina Aguilera.
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Funny story: Pope Learns to Play Guitar in Just 3 Days!

Pope Learns to Play Guitar in Just 3 Days!

Could it be a miracle? Almost...
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Funny story: Teenager Claims He Bought Porno Mag For The Articles

Teenager Claims He Bought Porno Mag For The Articles

AUSTIN, TEXAS - A 13-year-old boy, caught in possession of last month's issue of Playboy Magazine, was grounded yesterday for three weeks by his mother, Megan Williams.
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Funny story: What Ketchup Does John Kerry Use?

What Ketchup Does John Kerry Use?

As some of you may be aware, Senator John Kerry is married to a member of the Heinz ketchup family, Teresa Heinz. The couple maintains that it is a match made of love and mutual respect. They also say they have nothing to do with the ketchup company.
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Funny story: Courtney Love Left Wondering

Courtney Love Left Wondering

NEW YORK, New York - After waking up in a strange hotel room, Rocker and notorious "bad girl" Courtney Love phoned David Letterman asking if she'd actually made her appearance on his show, and if she'd done anything "stupid&quo...
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Funny story: Mini Eggs in Controversy Storm

Mini Eggs in Controversy Storm

A small group of activists is currently lobbying to lift the ban on the year long sale of Cadbury's Mini-Eggs.
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Funny story: Hobbits Invade the Oscars: Will the Lord of the Rings Travesty Ever End?

Hobbits Invade the Oscars: Will the Lord of the Rings Travesty Ever End?

Last night's Academy Awards saw Peter Jackson and his Lord of the Rings Trilogy astoundingly rewarded.
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Funny story: Deadly New Breed Of Spiders Stow Away in Ship

Deadly New Breed Of Spiders Stow Away in Ship

All over the United Kingdom, panic has been caused, as scientists have announced that fifty thousand deadly Pink Widows, a lethally poisonous new breed of spider, have stowed away on a cargo ship and are heading for the UK.
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Funny story: McDonald's fast food chain faces new competition

McDonald's fast food chain faces new competition

The 'McDonald's' fast food chain now faces being unable to keep up with competition, as the new 'McHenry's' chain opens.
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Funny story: Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Vatican, Friday - In a shock announcement made at an impromptu Press Conference this morning the Supreme Pontiff has declared that John Kerry is "Christ reincarnated".
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Funny story: Saturn Actually Made of Booze

Saturn Actually Made of Booze

Cape Canaveral, FL., U.S.A. - Scientists from N.A.S.A. made an unexpected discovery today when a unmanned space probe retrieved evidence that the planet Saturn may actually be an alcoholic's paradise.
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Funny story: Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy

Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy

The world was literally sitting on the edge of its seat yesterday as American government officials announced at the Pentagon that they had pinpointed the exact location of the world's most notorious terrorist, Osama bin-Laden.
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Funny story: Kerry Shows Bush A Fine Pair Of Tits

Kerry Shows Bush A Fine Pair Of Tits

Senator John Kerry's amazing hairstyle overshadowed his recent Democratic Party Presidential nomination, when a pair of tits were found in his magnificent mane.
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Funny story: Max Clifford: An Apology

Max Clifford: An Apology

Thespoof, together with other major national daily newspapers in the UK, apologises unreservedly to PR guru Max Clifford, together with all of his clients, for failing to produce coverage of any of his clients yesterday.
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Funny story: Bush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain

Bush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain

Washington, D.C. - The Bush Administration announced today that they have struck a deal with 7-Eleven Inc., the owner of the popular 7-11 convenience store chain to change the name of all stores to 9-11, effective immediately.
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Funny story: Superman Calls It Quits At 89

Superman Calls It Quits At 89

Superman has finally called it quits. The 89 year-old superhero has been suiting up in spandex for as long as he can remember and is ready to retire. He made the decision based on the fact that "the world is so corrupted there's not a darn t...
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Funny story: Hair today ......gone tomorrow

Hair today ......gone tomorrow

AUSTRALIA Doctors at an unnamed Sydney Hospital ,today announced an amazing new breakthrough in the treatment of alopecia,(hair loss). Af...
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Funny story: Cruise & Cruz Split - Cruise on cruise

Cruise & Cruz Split - Cruise on cruise

Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz have split up it is reported. Their three year relationship is said to have finished at the end of January and is believed to have been amicable.
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Funny story: Ben Affleck Begins Dating Again

Ben Affleck Begins Dating Again

It's official. The "Ben" part of the entity formerly known as "Bennifer" has moved on with his life.
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Funny story: New Extrreme Sport from Down Under

New Extrreme Sport from Down Under

AUSTRALIA - A new extreme sport is gaining popularity 'down under'. Based on the medieval sport of knights,'Jousting'...
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Funny story: Britney's Arden Cosmetics for Clowns Only

Britney's Arden Cosmetics for Clowns Only

New York , N.Y. - Britney Spears' launch of her own cosmetics line through Elizabeth Arden will be limited to make-up for clowns.
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Funny story: Lip Shaped Urinals have new buyer.

Lip Shaped Urinals have new buyer.

NEW YORK, New York - Virgin Atlanitc Airlines remained coy about the rumors, but insiders insist that the red-lipsticked, mouth shaped urinals that Virgin had orignally planned to install in their lounge at New York's JFK Airport have a new buyer...
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Funny story: Ron Wood Back to the Bottle; Keith Richards Furious

Ron Wood Back to the Bottle; Keith Richards Furious

Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has reportedly been back to his drinking habit after staying sober for the past two years. Everyone in the Rolling Stones organization, including lead singer Mick Jagger, is said to be so worried about this---wit...
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Funny story: Bush IQ Lower Than Toddler's

Bush IQ Lower Than Toddler's

Washington, DC- When President George Bush lost a friendly bet with a friend last week, he didn't expect to enter into an IQ test competition with the friend's 2 1/2 year old daughter. Most of his aides didn't expect him to lose.
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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent To Change Name

Rapper 50 Cent To Change Name

50 Cent, the controversial rapper, has decided it was time to upgrade his name. "Yo, wif' inflation, my peeps decided I should change my name to A Buck-fifty, yo." He announced today from the balcony of his new presidential palace in Ha...
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Funny story: Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...
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Funny story: Scientists discover galaxy far, far away

Scientists discover galaxy far, far away

Astronomers using the Hubble Space Telescope (HST) which unveiled the deepest look into the universe yet, last week, have made another breakthrough.
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Funny story: Bush "troubled" by activist Founding Fathers

Bush "troubled" by activist Founding Fathers

WASHINGTON -- President Bush said Wednesday he was "troubled" by assertions of so-called "Constitutional" rights and the right to "pursue happiness", referring to legal decisions in Massachusetts and the Ninth Circuit an...
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Funny story: White House Reveals Program To Wipe Out HIV-AIDS

White House Reveals Program To Wipe Out HIV-AIDS

Washington DC: The Bush Administration announced today that it intends to "Wipe Out HIV-AIDS" (WOHA) by November 2004.
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Funny story: DARPA Announces "Specially Challenged Robot" Event

DARPA Announces "Specially Challenged Robot" Event

Arlington, VA - With the failture of any of the Robots designed for the DARPA Challenge to actual complete the course, the military think tank has decided to try another competition for the "Specially Challenged Robot".
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Funny story: Dr. Phil's New Book: 7 Steps to Forging Your Ph.D

Dr. Phil's New Book: 7 Steps to Forging Your Ph.D

CHICAGO -- Perhaps the world's most recognized more-talk-than-walk weight loss guru after Oprah, Dr. Phil McGraw has just released a revealing new book entitled "7 Steps to Forging Your Ph.D".
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Funny story: Oscar the Grouch's Secret Shame

Oscar the Grouch's Secret Shame

Oscar the Grouch has decided to tell the world just what makes him so grouchy. "When I was a little grouch, I was an altar boy and a priest...I can't go on. It hurts too much." He wept to an audience filled with Garbage Collectors at th...
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Funny story: Finally a Cure for Baldness - Elective Decapitation

Finally a Cure for Baldness - Elective Decapitation

Los Angeles, CA - Scientists at U.C.L.A. have just announced a revolutionary approach to treating baldness - called Elective Decapitation.
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Funny story: Courtney Love Fires Herself in Courtroom Drama

Courtney Love Fires Herself in Courtroom Drama

Beverly Hills, CA - Singer and actress (?!) Courtney Love, who recently completed an on-line law degree, decided to represent herself in court this week and promptly fired herself.
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Funny story: Canada Joins E.U.

Canada Joins E.U.

Toronto, Canada- Baffling geographers around the globe, Canada officially became a member of the European Union this morning.
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Funny story: Ex-Aide Arrested for Plotting Peace

Ex-Aide Arrested for Plotting Peace

A former Democratic Congressional aide has been charged with attempting to make peace with Iraq before the war. Susan Lindauer, ex aide to Senator and Democratic Presidential hopeful Carol Mosley-Braun, has been arrested and charged with working with...
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Funny story: Where Have All the Cartoon Hotties Gone?

Where Have All the Cartoon Hotties Gone?

Remember when Judy Jetson was hot? My brother used to salivate over her. He could have been teething, though. We were young. I, personally, had a thing for He-man. He was master of my universe for about a week in 1983.
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Funny story: George Bush: not funny anymore.

George Bush: not funny anymore.

In the early days of his term George Bush 2 was seen as a gift to all satirists the world over. He beat off stiff competition from such favourites as Ronald "thick as shit" Regan, George "Shrub" Bush 1 and Bill "Shag monster" Clinton to win the award...
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Funny story: Maury Povich Show Makeover Success for Jackson

Maury Povich Show Makeover Success for Jackson

After more then 2,000 purported plastic surgeries Michael Jackson has achieved the results he has strived to obtain for nearly two decades. Appearing on the Maury Povich All Star Celebrity Make Over Special, Jackson returned in 6 weeks looking...
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Funny story: Reality TV Show for Space Rovers to be Filmed on Mars

Reality TV Show for Space Rovers to be Filmed on Mars

BBC TV have announced that they will be launching a new reality TV programme called 'I'm a Space Rover, Get Me Off This Planet', to be shown on the BBC's all new Reality TV Channel.
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Funny story: Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Surprise Swedish Find: Smoking Cure for Alzheimer's

Stockholm, Sweden-The latest news from the Swedish Institute of Health reveals a surprising new find in geriatrics. Smokers are 86% less likely to suffer fro...
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Funny story: Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Rumsfeld: ‘Operation Spanish Freedom under way'

Minutes after the announcement of Jose Aznar's massive defeat in Spanish National elections, Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld urged the free world to intervene and restore law and order in the Iberian peninsula: "Socialist Jose Zapatero, the se...
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Funny story: "Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

"Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

It became evident that the United States of America was very serious about its attempts to take over Canada and, presumably, the rest of the world. When the French Prime Minister authorized the launch of twenty-six nuclear warheads against the United...
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Funny story: Bucking the Trend, Burger King Introduces "Fat-Ass" Sizing

Bucking the Trend, Burger King Introduces "Fat-Ass" Sizing

After this week's stunning announcement by McDonald's that it would be eliminating the "Super-Size" option from it's menus, analysts wondered if other major fast food chains would follow their lead as they have done in the past.
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Funny story: New Olympic Sport Ready for Summer 2008

New Olympic Sport Ready for Summer 2008

Verona, Italy -- The newest Olympic sport has been announced today. Bocce ball. Yes, the Italian equivalent of lawn bowling, is coming to the...
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Funny story: Swan turns the tables on Bjork

Swan turns the tables on Bjork

In a follow-up to Bjork's controversial appearance at the 2002 Oscars in a swan dress, that sparked both applause and condemnation from Critcs, the Swan at the center of the event has decided to wear a Bjork dress at the Opening Gala dinner of th...
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Funny story: Bush: Fascism is good for Democracy

Bush: Fascism is good for Democracy

In a shock statement from the Whitehouse today, President Bush has called for an end to the universal right to vote.
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Funny story: American Idol Obscene Gesture Controversy

American Idol Obscene Gesture Controversy

It seems that American Idol has come up against those crazy censors. One of the contestants licked her lips the other night and about 1,000,032 people text messaged the FCC.
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Funny story: KARL ROVER the next generation

KARL ROVER the next generation

Just in time for the final showdown in November NASA has newly equipped their Karl Rover Election Assistance Vehicle to win the war on the American votes. Some of its most effective features are:...
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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice's Lips Are Sealed

Condoleeza Rice's Lips Are Sealed

Washington, DC--- National Security Advisor, Condoleeza Rice, will not testify before the Committee to Figure out What the Heck Happened on 9/1...
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Funny story: Anne Robinson stars in new sitcom

Anne Robinson stars in new sitcom

BBC TV have announced the production of Seasons 1-3 of their new sitcom, You are the Weakest Millionare, Goodbye, is finished.
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Funny story: PETA Takes a Bite out of Roadkill

PETA Takes a Bite out of Roadkill

Los Angeles, CA-As People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) begins its annual spring fundraising drive, it has released a new series of billboards across the nation's highways. The newest ad campaign features photographs of pancaked raccoo...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking To Be Launched Into Space

Stephen Hawking To Be Launched Into Space

NASA announced today that they would be sending Stephen Hawking into space to serve as Earth's ambassador to the Interstellar Federation of Alien Races Tribunal (IFART). This organization, comprised of over 500 different intelligent species from 134 different galaxies, is responsible for 95% of all alien visits to the planet Earth. "Of course we can't control all traffic to th...
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Funny story: God To Smite Gibson

God To Smite Gibson

The recent controversy over Mel Gibson flick "The Passion of the Christ" has reached new heights as long time movie critic God steps in to the forum.
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Funny story: ABC's Production of "Judas" Gets Hostile Reception

ABC's Production of "Judas" Gets Hostile Reception

Among other accusations, the TV film is blasted as being anti-Talented...
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Funny story: Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy

Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy

After dropping out of the race for president last month, former Vermont governor Howard Dean is once again in the news-this time campaigning for his new film, Hellboy.
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Funny story: No need to Spoof: Kevin Costner says people shouldn't attack Mel Gibson

No need to Spoof: Kevin Costner says people shouldn't attack Mel Gibson

NEW YORK -- Kevin Costner said people "shouldn't be attacking" Mel Gibson for "The Passion of the Christ," in an interview on the syndicated entertainment TV show "Access Hollywood."...
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