Funny story: Ketchup Discovered to Have Strong Antimicrobial Properties

Ketchup Discovered to Have Strong Antimicrobial Properties

When drippings from a laboratory technician's French Fries totally expunged the contents of 317 Petri dishes, scientists learned that ketchup is as, if not more, effective than many currently used antibiotics.
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Funny story: Drunk tank driver puts citizens at risk

Drunk tank driver puts citizens at risk

Earth -- Military official, Joseph F. Schmoe, decided on Wednesday to drink with his friends, even though he was to drive a tank later that night. Apparently he knew the risks, and was willing to take them.
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Funny story: Dieting Women Riot at Supermarkets Nationwide

Dieting Women Riot at Supermarkets Nationwide

Hordes of dieting women rioted yesterday at all major supermarket chains upon learning that Hershey's had ceased manufacturing Tastetations sucking candies.
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Funny story: Busted!

Busted!

"TOP" YOUNG stars "Busted" have, just minutes ago, been shot into the sun.
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Funny story: CBS News 60 Minutes program off the air

CBS News 60 Minutes program off the air

60 Minutes, the CBS News magazine providing a ‘blend of hard-hitting investigative reports, interviews, feature segments and profiles of people in the news,' has been taken off the air.
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Funny story: Angry voices about music going to Saturn

Angry voices about music going to Saturn

HOUSTON, Texas -- Music will debut in deep space when four French tracks arrive at Saturn's largest moon Titan next year. But the project is not without controversy.
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Funny story: New Iraqi currency to honor cold war heros

New Iraqi currency to honor cold war heros

(IMF HQ, New York) Final preparations are underway today for the official unveiling of new Iraqi banknotes designed by a Halliburton all-party currency committee headed by Mark Hofmann, whose spectacular interpretation of 19th century archival texts...
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Funny story: Rumsfeld Spotted in a Very Strange Position in His Office

Rumsfeld Spotted in a Very Strange Position in His Office

June 2004: Secretary of spirited Dee-fense, Donald Rumsfeld, was found yesterday afternoon in his office with his ***head up his ass.*** When confronted, he pulled it out, replying, "I was looking for some answers to throw to the Senate Intell...
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Funny story: All-white, all-black newspapers soon

All-white, all-black newspapers soon

Media tycoons in the United Kingdom and South Africa have planned an all-white newspaper and all-black newspaper respectively.
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Funny story: Experimental Hot Sauce Leads to Taco Bell Inferno

Experimental Hot Sauce Leads to Taco Bell Inferno

IRVINE, CA - Accidental exposure of a 2,500-kiloliter tank of experimental "Ultra" hot sauce to an open flame Thursday evening sparked off a fire that threatened to engulf the entire fast-food district, prompting a multi-pronged rescue and...
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Funny story: John Ashcroft Memo: Get Phreaky

John Ashcroft Memo: Get Phreaky

John Ashcroft has refused to deliver to a Senate Sub Committee a copy of a March,2003 memo that the Justice Department issued at the request of the White House condoning the use of torture and bad words in interrogations of non military prisoners bei...
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Funny story: NASA Plans Risky Rover Descent Into Detroit

NASA Plans Risky Rover Descent Into Detroit

DETROIT- The Mars Rover, Opportunity, is expected to roll into a stadium-sized pothole in Michigan Avenue this week from which it may never escape, NASA scientists said, a chance they willing to take in the interests of inner city exploration.
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