Funny story: What Ofsted has to say about HPS

What Ofsted has to say about HPS

What Ofsted has to say about HPS “The Head Teacher provides strong and inspirational leadership.”...
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Funny story: U.S. Justice Department Denies Any Knowledge of the Law

U.S. Justice Department Denies Any Knowledge of the Law

WASHINGTON- Shortly after disavowing its controversial memo on the use of torture, the Justice Department conceded that it had "no freaking clue" what actions might constitute a breach of international law concerning the detention or in...
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Funny story: Tear down those words!

Tear down those words!

In the face of increasing pressure from the ACLU, and the father of a little girl in California who is offended that his small daughter has to memorize the Declaration of Independence, Rod Paige, U.S. Secretary of Education, promised to have all re...
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Funny story: Speed Racer nailed for speeding

Speed Racer nailed for speeding

Speed Racer was arrested on Route 66 near Amarillo, Texas, for travelling 270 mph in a 25 mph zone. The animated racer hero was cited for speeding, aggravated speeding and speeding with the intent to speed. He was also charged with possession of spee...
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Funny story: Reagan legacy: Fistful of Jelly Beans

Reagan legacy: Fistful of Jelly Beans

The presidency, The Gipper now reminds us, is performance art. And so George Bush, badly miscast as leader of the free world, plays President George W. Bush -- part action hero, part villain, part Burt Reynolds ham -- with a devious twinkle and a trillion-dollar smirk.
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Funny story: New evidence shows Saddam, Osama link is a love connection

New evidence shows Saddam, Osama link is a love connection

The 9/11 commission has found no evidence of a significant link between Iraq and al Qaeda. But spanning the globe in our round-the-clock mission to bring you only the fakest fake news, the
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Funny story: Smart bunch all for Kerry in '04

Smart bunch all for Kerry in '04

SCINTILLA, Neb. -- A poll taken among Nobel Prize winners about who these people would vote for in the next Presidential election revealed an astounding result.
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Funny story: U.S. Amends Report to Show Rise in Terror

U.S. Amends Report to Show Rise in Terror

WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Colin Powell is prepared to announce that the earlier reports stating that terror fell in the last calendar year were actually inaccurate. So inaccurate in fact that it appears the initial reports diametrically opposed...
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Funny story: President Bush Confused About Head

President Bush Confused About Head

WASHINGTON. Rumors are circulating that President George W. Bush is dangerously confused about what he sees on TV. The Bush administration announced that it has not come up with a way to counter the latest move by the terrorists: giving head to all...
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Funny story: No Cars, No Bombs Strategy

No Cars, No Bombs Strategy

Iraq, June 22, 2004. Fifteen terrorists were killed today in a shootout amongst themselves over the last drivable car in Baghdad. It appears that recent car bombings have completely depleted the vehicles in the area. Joe Pacifico of the lo...
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Funny story: Deluxe Limited Edition Clinton Memoirs to be Released End of the Month

Deluxe Limited Edition Clinton Memoirs to be Released End of the Month

NEW YORK (JUNE 22) - Even as shoppers line up outside bookstores to get their copy of "My Life", publisher Alfred A. Knopf has already announced that a deluxe edition will be available later this month featuring a cover photo of a pair of gray pinstr...
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Funny story: God sacks Pope

God sacks Pope

God has sacked Pope John Paul II. The dismissal came soon after a 10-minute telephone conversation the two had.
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Funny story: Al Qaeda beheads Bush

Al Qaeda beheads Bush

The Al Qaeda has claimed that it has beheaded United States President George W Bush.
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Funny story: Indian actress bills Clinton for sex

Indian actress bills Clinton for sex

An Indian actress has claimed that former United States President Bill Clinton had sex with her and has not yet paid the bill.
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Funny story: ASPCA Cites Man for Passing Gas, Blaming Dog

ASPCA Cites Man for Passing Gas, Blaming Dog

Forest Grove, OR - George Herbert believed he'd gotten away with one last Sunday night after diner, but thanks to a perceptive set of ears, one discerning nose, and quick action, he was sorely mistaken.
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Funny story: Klingons Block Viacom Legal Filing, Liberate Klingon Captives.

Klingons Block Viacom Legal Filing, Liberate Klingon Captives.

Note to my readers: The Klingon Assault Force Commander has granted me permission to operate as an "embedded journalist" allowing me to move freely through his troops and even accompany them during combat missions. This repo...
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Funny story: Clinton memoir names Hellfire Club cronies

Clinton memoir names Hellfire Club cronies

(Little Cock, Arkansas; Tuesday 22nd June) Former US President Bill Clinton's autobiography "My Lie" has gone on sale in bookshops across America.
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Funny story: President George Bush: Republican Jedi?

President George Bush: Republican Jedi?

After taking a beating in recent opinion polls following the 9-11 Commissions disclosures regarding the absence of evidence relating to links between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein's Iraqi regime, President George W. Bush attempted...
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Funny story: New Muppet Added to Sesame Street

New Muppet Added to Sesame Street

During it's time on the air, Sesame Street has been broadcast to more than 120 million children in 130 nations and three galaxies, making it - according to the Children's Television Workshop, the show's producer-"a really big deal."...
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Funny story: Cookie Monster to be Killed Off Sesame Street

Cookie Monster to be Killed Off Sesame Street

After years of making children laugh and crave sweets before breakfast, Cookie Monster is set to be killed off Sesame Street, an insider source reports. The lovable blue monster will meet his demise by the end of the summer season in a two-fold effo...
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Funny story: Thousands of Teen Girls Vie for Part in Orlando Bloom Movie

Thousands of Teen Girls Vie for Part in Orlando Bloom Movie

LEXINGTON, Ky--At least 50,000 screaming teenage girls appeared at a general casting call for the Cameron Crowe film "Elizabethtown" starring Orlando Bloom.
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Lets Loose Giant Bunny in Dallas, TX!

Al-Qaeda Lets Loose Giant Bunny in Dallas, TX!

Dallas, TX -- Residents of the city woke up Monday morning to find a giant bunny ravaging downtown buildings. Al-Qaeda has already claimed responsibility for the attack.
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Funny story: Playboy Starts Magazine for Arab Men!

Playboy Starts Magazine for Arab Men!

Unconfirmed Sources report Playboy will soon start a new magazine directed at arab men. " Ji-Hotties" will hit the Arab street in just a few days. Our sources indicate the White House pressured the publisher to start the venture to help &qu...
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