Funny story: Murdoch to buy UKIP

Murdoch to buy UKIP

Rupert Murdoch, the world's greatest garbage recycler, today announced that he is to buy The United Kingdom Independence Party. At the moment, UKIP is seen as little more than a focal point for scapegoat-seekers and an alternative to The Ulster Unio...
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Funny story: Speed cameras - the unofficial police policy

Speed cameras - the unofficial police policy

Britain's speed camera policy has reached a new level of controversy.
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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar to captain Pakistan team

Sachin Tendulkar to captain Pakistan team

Cricket superstar Sachin Tendulkar announced in Mumbai (India) that he would captain the Pakistan team.
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Funny story: Illiteracy for all by 2007, says UN

Illiteracy for all by 2007, says UN

The United Nations has announced a revolutionary plan that will turn the entire world into illiterates by 2007.
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Funny story: WWF plans newspaper for animals

WWF plans newspaper for animals

The World Wildlife Fund has announced plans for a special newspaper for animals.
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Funny story: Tower of Pisa to stop leaning

Tower of Pisa to stop leaning

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has decided to stop leaning.
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Funny story: Rush is a Real Patriot - ex Wife comments

Rush is a Real Patriot - ex Wife comments

Rush Limbaugh, the well known talk conservative talk show host is facing his third divorce. Having survived encounters with the Dade County investigations into his drug habits, and his battle with deafness, the embattled Rush tried unsuccessfully to prevent a press conference by his wife Mara Limbaugh revealing secrets Rush wanted kept quiet. “He is not named Rush for no reason” said Mrs.
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Funny story: Halliburton Fights Hostile Takeover Bid by Bush and Cheney !

Halliburton Fights Hostile Takeover Bid by Bush and Cheney !

HOUSTON (AP) Halliburton, the world's leading provider of products and services to the oil and gas industry, revealed that two obscure investors are positioning themselves to take over the 85 year old Texas company. Dave Lesar, CEO for Halliburto...
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Funny story: Swiss Navy sinks Colombian coke boat

Swiss Navy sinks Colombian coke boat

(Lake Geneva, Switzerland; Wednesday 16 June) Reports just in state that the Swiss Navy earlier today sank a Colombian-registered tanker allegedly carrying 1000 tonnes of cocaine as it tried to enter Swiss territorial waters. The MV Septum was in...
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Funny story: Fashion Designers Concede that Black is the New Black

Fashion Designers Concede that Black is the New Black

After years of trying to convince New Yorkers and Angelenos that orange was the new black, pink was the new black, and gray was the new black, major fashion designers have conceded that black is the new black, the old black, the current black, and th...
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Funny story: EU voting turnout disturbing

EU voting turnout disturbing

EUROPE -- Voters in the European Union (EU) have sent disturbing messages of apathy, mistrust and...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Cancels Tour, Freak Knee Injury Blamed

Britney Spears Cancels Tour, Freak Knee Injury Blamed

Los Angeles - Representatives from the Britney Spears camp have confirmed cancellation of her "Fully Deflowered and Loving It" Summer Tour presented by Valtrex.
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Funny story: McDonald's hamburger: crap on a bun, literally

McDonald's hamburger: crap on a bun, literally

CHICAGO, Illinois -- In what experts expected would one day come to pass since they, on numerous occasions, had previously tested for and found excrement in McDonald's "beef" patties, a Seattle woman bit into her Quarter Pounder and got...
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Funny story: Vin Diesel Accepts Second VP Nod

Vin Diesel Accepts Second VP Nod

AP, Helion, Stardate 17549.1. In a move unprecedented in American politics, Vin Diesel agreed to accept the Republican Vice Presidential candidacy, only days after accepting the Democratic VP candidacy (reported in The Spoof on Stardate 1754...
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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls scholars say it was John the Baptist

Dead Sea Scrolls scholars say it was John the Baptist

(Vatican Library, Tuesday). Astonished scholars of the Holy See today unveiled the findings of the Grateful Dead Sea Scroll Committee, headed by Prof Geezer Worms, which categorically state that the alleged founder of the Christian Church was in fa...
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Funny story: Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Vatican Officials have released a report saying that although the Inquisition burned people at the stake, stretched them to death on the rack, maimed and abused tens of thousands and possibly millions just because they weren't Roman Catholic, it real...
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Funny story: Hollywood rocked after tan line spotted on George Hamilton

Hollywood rocked after tan line spotted on George Hamilton

The acting community was stunned after Variety Magazine reported that an anonymous source spotted what is believed to be a tan line on George Hamilton.
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Funny story: Hand Me My Pledge

Hand Me My Pledge

The American Supreme Court, technically an independent body, moved swiftly to sidestep the "Pledge of Allegiance" issue.
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Funny story: Revealed: Speed Cameras - The Official Government Policy

Revealed: Speed Cameras - The Official Government Policy

A Government paper leaked to The Spoof has shown that speed cameras have been highly concentrated in certain areas, so as to deliberately cause more road accidents in others.
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Funny story: Huge Discovery

Huge Discovery

On a small island just off the coast of Kilmuckridge called Joscelin a family of giants has been discovered. Locals say they have known of this phenomenon for many a year but thought it best for the family's well being to keep it secret.
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Funny story: Special Forces Start New Operation in Iraqi Desert

Special Forces Start New Operation in Iraqi Desert

In order to raise funding to supply body armor to US troops in Iraq, the Special Operations Force now offer specialized guided tours in the Iraqi Desert. For $300 US dollars, adventurers can mount the Demolition Unit Night Evaders (DUNE) buggies and...
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Funny story: Poopies Stink, Scientist Says

Poopies Stink, Scientist Says

Wed Jun 16 2004 18:21 ET...
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