Funny story: The ideal couple - Victoria and Rab C

The ideal couple - Victoria and Rab C

Who says computers have no sense of humour? We asked the data manager of a leading computer dating agency to come up with the ideal celebrity couple, and to the utter amazement of everyone - except a member of staff who has actually met Victoria Bec...
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Funny story: Everyone In World Wins Free Polyphonic Ringtone

Everyone In World Wins Free Polyphonic Ringtone

In an amazing display of generosity, a web-based company has given away a free polyphonic ringtone to everyone in the whole wide world.
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Funny story: Ford to gift 1 million invisible cars

Ford to gift 1 million invisible cars

Ford Motors plans to manufacture 1 million invisible cars by early next year. The limited edition vehicles will be given away on a priority basis to morons, illiterate people, gangsters, scamsters and corrupt politicians.
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Funny story: Burl Ives ancestor true father of our country, say historians

Burl Ives ancestor true father of our country, say historians

WINDMILL, Va. -- Historians here at the Historian Center say new evidence reveals that an ancestor of the late celebrity Burl Ives was the true "father of our country."...
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Funny story: Huge Tidal Wave Hits Johnstown, PA

Huge Tidal Wave Hits Johnstown, PA

Residents of Johnstown, Pennsylvania were shocked to wake up this morning and discover that a huge tidal wave of water had inundated the town. Johnstown, the scene of at least seventy five disastrous floods over the past 100 years lies several hundr...
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Funny story: Researchers Shocked: Fat People Eat More

Researchers Shocked: Fat People Eat More

Scientists were shocked to discover that fat persons often eat more than thinner persons. In a study funded by the National Coalition of Large Persons and released on Friday, researchers announced that eighty seven percent of those studied who were...
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Funny story: New Home For Government

New Home For Government

In light of possible threats, and keeping in mind the Capital Hill clearing chaos caused when Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher flew to the funeral for President Reagan in a plane the Air Force were briefly unable to identify, Congress has authorized...
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Funny story: Shoe Store Is Dog's Delight

Shoe Store Is Dog's Delight

Luthersville, GA - When Norris Bertram told neighbors he planned to open a shoe store next to his ‘appliance store' no one was too surprised. Bertram had long ago earned a reputation as an entrepreneurial eccentric in this middle Georgia town. For m...
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Funny story: Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Dryfield, Texas - Dryfield Town Meeting on June 10 voted to adopt a 13-year-old Safe Haven home rule petition, which says the town will petition the Legislature to amend the Texas general laws to allow men to drop off their child at a fire station or police station when it's up to 13 years old. Texas will be the first state to adopt a safe haven law for unwanted teenagers.
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Funny story: USDA: Cocaine a "Fresh Vegetable"

USDA: Cocaine a "Fresh Vegetable"

WASHINGTON - According to a federal judge, pure, unadulterated cocaine is now a vegetable. However, the Agriculture Department said Tuesday that this classification will not apply to nutrition, and that a line of nose candy is no substitute for a ca...
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Funny story: Crafty Kerry Woos Voters

Crafty Kerry Woos Voters

Pittsburgh, PA, June 15, 2004. In a crafty move to win voter support for the November election, John Kerry announced that the first 26,000,000 voters casting their ballot for him would not have to pay their 2004 Federal Income Taxes. In an a...
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Funny story: Man Saves Boy, Loses Job

Man Saves Boy, Loses Job

An alert office worker in Fort Worth, Texas is credited with saving a drowning child's life. Tom Bisner, a draftsman with an engineering firm was in his office Monday when a co-worker noticed three children playing on a rock dam. As Mr. Bisner watche...
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Funny story: Unpaid gas bill : US Ambassador evicted from Regents Park

Unpaid gas bill : US Ambassador evicted from Regents Park

(From Our Man at the Hanover Gate building site, Tuesday). Bailiffs, accompanied by officers of the Metropolitan Police Special Branch, this morning executed a search and evict warrant at Winfield House in the slightly prestigious Outer Circle area...
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Funny story: Defining the sexes once and for all

Defining the sexes once and for all

Got your attention didn't I? Good, because I have a revelation to share with you good folks.
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Funny story: Ronnie admits he liked Newhart better

Ronnie admits he liked Newhart better

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Ron Reagan, son of former President Ronald Reagan, showed up at a local comedy club only a few days after his father's burial and began to perform telephone-conversation comedy routines made popular once by Bob Newhart.
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Funny story: Scientists In Cockroach Frenzy

Scientists In Cockroach Frenzy

Scientists in the north of Scotland have today warned householders, also in the north, to properly dispose of all household waste this summer, writes Jeremy Tax-Haven. The plea comes in a bid to stamp out an ever increasing, giant cockroach infestation. An epidemic which seems to plague towns and cities across the country during the hot, summer months.
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Funny story: Paranoia Club Closes

Paranoia Club Closes

A social club, exclusive to paranoics, has had to close down this week after the government withdrew funding. The club made national headlines last month when it revealed that no-one had been invited to officiate, nor attend, the grand opening ceremony. Officials even refused to disclose the name, and location, of the club. An act which led to the government stepping in and withdrawing all...
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Funny story: Michael Moore Praises Atkins' Diet

Michael Moore Praises Atkins' Diet

America's king of controversy has taken up the Atkins challenge in an attempt to gain more credibility for his work. In a statement, Moore said, "It's not easy being a serious director with my image. When people see me, they expect my films to be the...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair to record charity duet

Bush and Blair to record charity duet

ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS, LONDON - George Bush and Tony Blair are to record a duet to aid the people of Iraq.
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Funny story: Med4You add to their Lifessential range

Med4You add to their Lifessential range

Pharmacutical company Med4You had the media in a lather this week with the planned launch of a new shampoo which they claim can "Wash away a brain tumour".
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Funny story: Medics are already referring to it as the new black death

Medics are already referring to it as the new black death

People have been embarrassing themselves since the beginning of time but what happens when the laughter stops and the bodies drop.
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Funny story: George W. Bush Addicted to Viagra!

George W. Bush Addicted to Viagra!

THE WHITE HOUSE (AP) Richard Tubb, M.D., director of the White House Medical Unit and President Bush's personal physician told reporters that President George W. Bush had to undergo emergency treatment last night for an "uncontrolled erectio...
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Funny story: TSA Announces Corporate Sponsor Program to Boost '05 Budget

TSA Announces Corporate Sponsor Program to Boost '05 Budget

Washington correspondents learned this week that the Transportation Security Administration has obtained clearance from its parent agency, the Department of Homeland Security, to sign "sponsor" contracts with private corporations. The contr...
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Funny story: Supreme Court tells atheist to go to hell

Supreme Court tells atheist to go to hell

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Supreme Court has ruled to preserve the phrase "one nation, under God," in the Pledge of Allegiance, saying that a California atheist who challenged the phrase should accept it or go to hell.
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Funny story: Official Clinton portrait does nothing for his image

Official Clinton portrait does nothing for his image

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people were shocked when President Bush revealed the newly painted portrait of former President Clinton and it looked nothing like him (see photo).
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Funny story: Calls To 9-1-1 Now Offer Voice Mail Options

Calls To 9-1-1 Now Offer Voice Mail Options

Callers utilizing emergency telephone services such as 9-1-1 will no longer have immediate access to a live person, based on telephone company research indicating that callers are so accustomed to voice mail and e-mail that they become flustered and...
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