Funny story: Euro-gaff sparks international row

Euro-gaff sparks international row

Britain's Euro-elections have become the centre of a major international rumpus.
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Funny story: Nader bores himself sick

Nader bores himself sick

BUCKWORTHY, Md. -- Presidential candidate and consumer advocate Ralph Nader was rushed to a hospital during a campaign speech.
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Funny story: Dukakis Makes New Bid for Nomination!

Dukakis Makes New Bid for Nomination!

Boston (AP) Former Governor Michael Dukakis says he will make one last bid for the Presidential race. Speaking before a large gathering of losers from the Democratic National Committee, Mr. Dukakis said, "I got a raw deal last time. My advisors...
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Funny story: Donald Duck dead at 70

Donald Duck dead at 70

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Donald Duck, world-famous cartoon duck and stalwart of the Disney animation empire, is dead at 70.
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Funny story: NASA To Delay Safety Fixes Until After Next Disaster

NASA To Delay Safety Fixes Until After Next Disaster

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl. --NASA will continue flying crews to the International Space Station despite more than 800 known safety violations, some of which could destroy the outpost or kill a crew.
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Funny story: Britney claims she is 'queen' of show biz

Britney claims she is 'queen' of show biz

NUSSBAUM, La. -- Britney Spears has announced she is the queen of show business and will reign until her death.
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Funny story: Senor Wences Big Hit on Jay Leno

Senor Wences Big Hit on Jay Leno

BURBANK, CA (AP) The audience on the "Tonight Show" was treated to a live performance by Senor Wences and his friends Johnny and Pedro. The 105-year-old ventriloquist from Spain had been recently fired by Ed Sullivan after Pedro (the voice...
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Funny story: Smarty Investment Finally Pays

Smarty Investment Finally Pays

Release June 10, 2004: Your local Staples Office Supply Superstore is now selling the Smarty Glue Stick. Losing the Belmont Stakes, and ultimately the coveted, and elusive, Triple Crown, "Someone had to pay," said owner and maj...
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Funny story: GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

Weekly Reagan Funeral to be announced...
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Funny story: CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

Will star Dick Cheney as Ray...
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Funny story: Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

In the face of continued crumbling support for the Cheney-Bush 2004 ticket, George W announced today that all federal employees take and pass a new IQ test to assure their mental competency for the job. When asked what, in essence, is the new test,...
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Funny story: Spears Cancels Tour After Injuring Knee

Spears Cancels Tour After Injuring Knee

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Pop princess Britney Spears underwent arthroscopic knee surgery in New York on Wednesday after injuring herself during a late-night video shoot, according to her record label.
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Funny story: Red Barber Teaches All About Sports

Red Barber Teaches All About Sports

BROOKLYN, NY (AP) Don't know what teams are playing in the World Series this time around...? Don't know how long a football field is...? Are you constantly embarrassed by all the guys at the office who seem to know everything about sports...
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Funny story: Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

In a last minute effort to head off any potential problems relating to terrorism at the Summer 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Jacques Rogge, President of the IOC, announced today that Terrorism would be introduced this year as a competitive sport in the...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart flees country with Michael Jackson

Martha Stewart flees country with Michael Jackson

NEW YORK - In an eleventh hour decision, Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson have fled the country for more forgiving shores and, according to a source in the French government, both are now official residents of France with no fears of extradi...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Declares Martial Law

George W. Bush Declares Martial Law

President George W. Bush has taken the unique step of declaring Martiall Law without the country having either been attacked or being under imminent threat of attack. Administration Officials, concerned about falling public opinion polls and the real...
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Funny story: Best Western Hotels to Install Telephones in Every Room!

Best Western Hotels to Install Telephones in Every Room!

PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) Best Western Hotels announced this morning that phone service would be made available to each and every guest --- right in their hotel room! Already a recognized leader among international hotel chains for such innovations as f...
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TIVO captures Ted Kennedy Costume Malfunction

Washington, D.C. - Senator Ted Kennedy apologized Monday to anyone who was offended when his pierced left breast was exposed during an interview in the capital building.
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Funny story: All the President's Thespians

All the President's Thespians

Bush may have taken his combat show on the road, but critics aren't exactly wowed! Although the 9-11 travesty catapulted him into the big time early on in his stage career, his performance is vaudevillian at best. As an actor, he delivers lines with the passion of a ventriloquist's dummy.
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Funny story: Children's Puppet Show Boring, Childish, and Offensive Say Adults

Children's Puppet Show Boring, Childish, and Offensive Say Adults

Critics throughout New York are in an uproar over the scientific and historical inaccuracies of Avenue Q, a new theater show targeted towards children under the age of five.
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Funny story: Ming the Merciless unveils "diabolical" plan to conquer Earth

Ming the Merciless unveils "diabolical" plan to conquer Earth

Mongo - The world was briefly terrified today in the aftermath of a newsflash announcement from none other than Emperor Ming of Mongo, the sinister tyrant of the 1930's serial "Flash Gordon", who demanded that Earth's rulers abdicate to him or face t...
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Funny story: SARS Virus Commits Suicide

SARS Virus Commits Suicide

BEIJING, China -- The SARS virus has committed suicide, confirmed officials of the People's Infectious Diseases Center in Beijing. At 7:22 AM local time on Wednesday, June 9 (23:22 GMT, June 8), lead scientist of the center, Dr. Kiu Da Miba, corrobo...
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Funny story: Bush Opens New Front in War on Terror

Bush Opens New Front in War on Terror

Washington, D.C. - "It is with great sorrow, I must announce that -- in furtherance of the war on terror -- the United States will immediately begin bombing Langley Virginia," President Bush told a shocked crowd of reporters hastily called to the Whi...
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Funny story: Bush Commission's Probe to Mars to Look for WMD

Bush Commission's Probe to Mars to Look for WMD

American President, George W. Bush, - determined to find at least one weapon of mass destruction having anything to do with Iraq, recently commissioned NASA to "fly to Mars to unearth any weapons of mass destruction there!", contending that...
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Funny story: Bush Eats Duck Soup in France

Bush Eats Duck Soup in France

At a French cafe just outside of Paris, President George W. Bush, who had ordered a meal of "steak and potatoes, Texas-style," was instead served a bowl of duck soup by the French waiter. When Bush questioned the waiter, Frenchy La French,...
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Funny story: Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teens, as every parent knows, think they're immortal - and they drink drain cleaner. Not a good combination, doctors say.
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