Funny story: Kerry Joins Band, Kucinich to Stay in Race

Kerry Joins Band, Kucinich to Stay in Race

(BOSTON, Mass.)--John Kerry announced today at a speech to Korean War Veterans in Boston that he is stepping out of the race for the presidency and going back to his band, "The Waffles".
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Funny story: Oil hits $42 a barrel

Oil hits $42 a barrel

Washington, DC-- Under immense market pressure, oil hit $42 a barrel today, and all Americans began feeling the pinch. "Do you want fries with that?" has been replaced with "Do you your fries cooked, nominal extra charge?"...
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Funny story: Zeus to light torch at Athen's Olympics ceremony

Zeus to light torch at Athen's Olympics ceremony

ATHENS, Greece -- Zeus, the supreme ruler of Mount Olympus and of the Pantheon of gods who resided there, has agreed to take part in the opening ceremonies of the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens.
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Funny story: This Week's Gossip Roundup…Hair's to Donald; Those Crazy Talented Jacksons…

This Week's Gossip Roundup…Hair's to Donald; Those Crazy Talented Jacksons…

In a surprise move, business mogul and reality television star Donald Trump, has filed a petition with the United States Patent and Trademark Office seeking to trademark bad hair. Trump claims his name has become synonymous with bad ha...
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Funny story: John Prescott visits USA & hits Colin Powell

John Prescott visits USA & hits Colin Powell

British Deputy Prime Minister John 'Jabba the Hut' Prescott continued is world tour in a bid to gain friends in governments around the world for the Labour Party to impress voters back in the UK for upcoming elections, unfortunately, he came...
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Funny story: American Terrorist: Tonight's Finale Pits Aafia Against Adam

American Terrorist: Tonight's Finale Pits Aafia Against Adam

Capping off 9 weeks of intense competition between a bevy of hard-bitten amateur terrorists, it all comes down to this: Will Aafia Siddiqui, the ‘woman with a thous...
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Funny story: Rev. Kerry to Replace Billy Graham

Rev. Kerry to Replace Billy Graham

Charlotte North Carolina (AP) The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association announced this morning that Rev. John Kerry will be replacing the aging Dr. Graham. "We have been searching for a new leader for the Crusade for over a year. Our hearts and...
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Funny story: Perl Jam popularity spreads

Perl Jam popularity spreads

On toast, bagels; available as Jelly, too...
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Funny story: Cows In Butterfly Backlash

Cows In Butterfly Backlash

Police have urged residents of a sleepy Hampshire village not to leave their homes after 9pm this Sunday as a protest march, with full union backing, has been organised by local action group, Cows On Opium, (COO). COO are protesting against farmer Hubert Sciatica's decision to house potentially dangerous butterflies in a field adjacent to their own.
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Funny story: Man who may be an island under scrutiny

Man who may be an island under scrutiny

SUEY, Bermuda - The term "No man is an island" will be retired, say literary experts, now that a man who has been an island all of his life has been identified.
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Funny story: Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

The U.S. has received credible "chatter" that al-Qaeda may or may not try to attack the U.S. within the next 12 to 1,200 days, perhaps using a plane, a train, acid rain … or worse, a giant man-eating
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Funny story: Beer Shortage!

Beer Shortage!

Milwaukee USA (AP) Jack Potts of the National Beer Wholesalers Association warns that the demand for beer this summer may outrun dwindling supplies. "A disaster in the 2003 hops crop has all breweries curtailing production beginning this past mo...
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Funny story: Alistair Campbell appointed head of communications to new Iraqi cabinet

Alistair Campbell appointed head of communications to new Iraqi cabinet

(Baghdad, Tuesday). In a widely predicted move, former 10 Downing Street spin doctor Alistair Campbell has confirmed he has accepted the post of Director of Communications to the fledgling Iraqi cabinet. Sources close to his wallet confirm that the...
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Funny story: New Iraqi President looks, talks tough

New Iraqi President looks, talks tough

BAGDHAD, Iraq -- The tribal leader Ghazi al-Yawar has become the president of Iraq's interim government after a leading candidate favored by the Bush administration refused the position because he said he was "scared sh**less."...
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Funny story: Derek Jeter Signs with Lakers

Derek Jeter Signs with Lakers

Bo Jackson did it. Deion Sanders did it also. And now, here comes Derek Jeter.
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Funny story: "Big Brother" to wed

"Big Brother" to wed

MENWITH HILL, England -- Finally, after working so hard over the last fifty years, Big Brother announced his engagement to Australian Jean Okiddin, and beating the sure-to-come ribbing from the media, introduced her as "Big Sister."...
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Funny story: Townspeople fail to realize irony of video stuck in tree

Townspeople fail to realize irony of video stuck in tree

(Mazon, Ill.) -- The people of Mazon, located in downstate Illinois, failed to realize the irony of a VHS copy of "Twister" stuck in a tree after Sunday's tornados.
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Funny story: Omarosa Largely Forgotten

Omarosa Largely Forgotten

Omarosa, the woman some people remember as "conniving, obnoxious and a jerk" from a TV show hosted by "some white creep" has largely been forgotten.
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Funny story: Last Star Wars Film Cancelled

Last Star Wars Film Cancelled

Announcing he's got plenty of money and has run out of ideas, George Lucas is calling it quits.
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Funny story: EEU To Outlaw Pleasure

EEU To Outlaw Pleasure

Speaking from Belgium, EEU Commissioner Flon Borquest announced that next on the EEU's agenda is a proposal to outlaw pleasure.
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Funny story: Bush Burns American Flag

Bush Burns American Flag

While practicing for a Memorial Day speech and at the same time cooking hamburgers on a outdoor grill at Camp David, President George W. Bush set a US flag on fire.
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Funny story: US Marines To Form Gorilla Forces

US Marines To Form Gorilla Forces

US Marine Corps Commandant General Kraz Krazlak announced today that the Marine Corps planned to "recruit train and deploy when necessary" a Special Forces Gorilla Regiment which would initially report directly to the Marine Corps Commandant.
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Funny story: Jan Ulrich Banned Again

Jan Ulrich Banned Again

Jan Ullrich, the powerful German cyclist and the man thought most likely to deprive Lance Armstrong of a record sixth Tour de France victo...
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