Funny story: Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

WASHINGTON -- The 2004 Democratic platform to be presented to the party's convention in July calls for a wholesale rewriting of President Bush's national security strategy, promises a focus on preventing nuclear terrorism and calls for bribin...
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Funny story: Milosevic: Splitting Headache!

Milosevic: Splitting Headache!

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) Slobodan Milosevic has developed a splitting headache after listening to hours of testimony about his alleged war crimes in Yugoslavia. "These horrible stories are enough to give any man a headache! I even ran out of...
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Funny story: Total Smacking Ban in Middle East

Total Smacking Ban in Middle East

Amid the uproar over child smacking in Great Britain, comes the news that Middle Eastern countries have followed suit and placed an outright ban.
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Signs Deal

Maria Sharapova Signs Deal

Maria Sharapova really needs an antiperspirant that works on those huge Russian armpits. "My pits got a heavy workout this past week at Wimbledon. I never would have won if I didn't use Arrid Brand deodorant. Arrid kept me dry while my oppon...
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Funny story: Joke prices rise on renewed fear of shortage

Joke prices rise on renewed fear of shortage

LONDON : Joke prices were lifted by a weekend gag attack in Iraq and increasing signs that the Organisation of Joke Exporting Countries (OJEC) could hold back on a planned production hike next month.
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Funny story: Iraq Declares War on Afghanistan: US Army Fights Itself

Iraq Declares War on Afghanistan: US Army Fights Itself

In a surprising twist to Near and Middle Eastern affairs, the newly installed Iraqi Interim Government has declared war on Afghanistan. This puts the American Government, who have Occupation Forces in both countries in the unique position of having t...
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Funny story: "Fahrenheit 911" Destroys Industry

"Fahrenheit 911" Destroys Industry

The Association of Thermometer Manufacturers is not happy with Michael Moore's new movie "Fahrenheit 911". Karl H. Dorfman, public relations speaker for ART, says, "We do not like Michael Moore. His new movie is making people think...
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Funny story: Stelios Launces EasyLoo

Stelios Launces EasyLoo

Easyjet founder Stelios Haji-Ioannou hopes to offer discount toilet services across Europe.
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Funny story: French glee: Putin confesses letter 'A' missing from surname

French glee: Putin confesses letter 'A' missing from surname

[(St Petersburg, Russia; Monday 5 July) An etymological blunder going back to the days when Napoleon was hell-bent on conquering Russia is blamed for a series of miss-spellings of the family name of Vladimir Putin.
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Funny story: Nostradamus "predicted" Greek Win

Nostradamus "predicted" Greek Win

Soothsayer and Genoan Rotarian Nostradamus appears to have predicted the shock win of Greece in Euro 2004 four hundred years before the event, researchers revealed today.
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Funny story: Kofi Annan reunited with Morgan Freeman

Kofi Annan reunited with Morgan Freeman

The Secretary General of the UN, Kofi Annan, has been reunited with his long lost Brother, actor and Ukulele magnate Morgan Freeman.
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Funny story: Milosevic to begin Hague defence with a Showtune

Milosevic to begin Hague defence with a Showtune

Former Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic will launch his defence on Monday morning at the Hague tribunal by bursting into song.
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Funny story: Don't Be Rood Holly

Don't Be Rood Holly

Defence cuts of around 2 billion Ukp are going to have a major impact on Scottish Regiments. Apparently they will all be disbanded with only one super regiment remaining.
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