Funny story: Atkins Center Seeks Low-Carb Communion Alternative

Atkins Center Seeks Low-Carb Communion Alternative

Ronkonkoma, NY - Responding to complaints from dedicated dieters, the Atkins Center has asked several religious denominations and various Christian sects to reform the holy sacraments.
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Funny story: Fast Food Industry Follows Krispy Kreme Doughnut Beverages Rollout

Fast Food Industry Follows Krispy Kreme Doughnut Beverages Rollout

Following the lead of Krispy Kreme, the fast food industry is quickly responding to the doughnut maker's announcement of doughnut-flavored drinks.
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Funny story: Martha Stewart to Market New Line of Electronic Bracelets, Bureaus, Book

Martha Stewart to Market New Line of Electronic Bracelets, Bureaus, Book

New York, NY-- Martha Stewart is seeking to market her new line of electronic bracelets at Tiffany's and her new line of bureaus at Target, sources close to Ms. Stewart said today. Ms Stewart is also said to be in deliberations with several major...
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Funny story: Trouble on Mafia-Style Reality TV Show Set - Cameraman gets 'whacked'

Trouble on Mafia-Style Reality TV Show Set - Cameraman gets 'whacked'

"OMG, Giuseppe...no. You'll just be reinforcing negative Italian stereotypes," screams one of the many Italians who are taking part in the GOOMBA Network's soon to be released reality TV sensation, Growing Up Italian but NOT in...
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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Klingon

Manchester United Sign Klingon

Sir Alex Ferguson proudly unveiled the biggest transfer sensation in footballing history, when he announced the signing of Klingon, Pach Kaypach.
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Funny story: Osama bounty-hunters hired by Riggs CEO

Osama bounty-hunters hired by Riggs CEO

Washington DC (Rioters) - A beleagured President Bush Junior has ordered a White House news blackout on stories circulating in the media this week that his uncle Jonathan Bush, chief executive of the notorious Riggs Bank, is embroiled in further cont...
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Funny story: Sandy Berger's Monkey Malaise

Sandy Berger's Monkey Malaise

Washington, DC - Sandy Berger, President Clinton's National Security Advisor, continues to be battered by bad news following the discovery of his removal of classified documents from the National Archives.
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Funny story: Jeopardy! Host Set to Slap Champion

Jeopardy! Host Set to Slap Champion

CULVER CITY, CA - Jeopardy! Host Alex Trebek is making his feelings known for the game show's current champion, software engineer Ken Jennings from Salt Lake City, Utah.
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