Funny story: Bush Bites Back!

Bush Bites Back!

President Bush has announced at a press conference today that he will be launching his own film project to strike back at Michael Moore. Moore's recently released film, "Fahrenheit 911," portrays Bush as a dangerous, incompetent, corrupt boob.
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Endorses Bush/Cheney for 2004

Saddam Hussein Endorses Bush/Cheney for 2004

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Appearing before a judge, Saddam Hussein endorsed the Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign(Trancript Below).
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Funny story: Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Space - "Houston we have a problem," was the call put in earlier by NASA astronaut Maj. James P. Sutton, Jr. It seems Maj. Sutton left the keys to the international space station on his bedroom nightstand.
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Funny story: Bush Blasts Hilary With Heat Vision!

Bush Blasts Hilary With Heat Vision!

President Bush, visibly annoyed by a Senator Hillary R. Clinton's heckling, lost his temper this morning and fired a blast of heat vision at the former first lady, setting her hair on fire. The outburst occured at a fund-raiser for the New York s...
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Funny story: Colin Powell Auditions For "American Idol 4"

Colin Powell Auditions For "American Idol 4"

Sources say US Secretary of State Colin Powell recently flew out to Dallas, Texas to audition for next year's edition of the Fox reality show, "American Idol".
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Funny story: Computer Glitch Voids Canadian Election Results

Computer Glitch Voids Canadian Election Results

OTTAWA (Dissociated Press)-- In a surprise statement, Elections Canada today announced that it was invalidating the results of the recent Canadian federal election. Officials revealed that what had been portrayed in the media as a hotly-contested rac...
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Funny story: What's Eating the Chickens?

What's Eating the Chickens?

Mad cow disease, or bovine spongiform encephalopathy, is believed to cause variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD), the fatal human equivalent of mad cow disease. The human strain of the disease has been traced to trying to use the word encephalopath...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.
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Funny story: Wild Biker Theatens Malibu!

Wild Biker Theatens Malibu!

Posh neighborhoods in Malibu California have been disturbed by a motorcyclist running the streets at high speed and frightening local residents. "It just started yesterday", says Thomas Schultz. "This completely wild young man on a mot...
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Funny story: McDonald's Stock Collapses on News of Brando Death

McDonald's Stock Collapses on News of Brando Death

SAN DIEGO - McDonald's officials are scrambling to reassure investors that the corporation's success in the past year is not threatened by the recent death of Marlon Brando. Skittish investors are clearly not buying into their arguments, dum...
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Funny story: Henman muses career change

Henman muses career change

Crap tennis player Tim Henman today began a City and Guilds course in Plumbing after announcing his retirement from tennis.
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Funny story: Michael Moore, Bill O'Reilly to Wed

Michael Moore, Bill O'Reilly to Wed

FLINT, MICH. --- Liberal film-maker Michael Moore and Conservative talking head Bill O'Reilly announced today their intention to tie the knot in Boston, Massachusettes, on July 4th, 2004.
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Funny story: WORLD WAR I FLYING ACE SNOOPY RECALLED TO SERVE IN IRAQ

WORLD WAR I FLYING ACE SNOOPY RECALLED TO SERVE IN IRAQ

UNIONTOWN, PA (July 1) --- Snoopy, the legendary flying ace who fought the Red Baron in the clear blue skies over Germany during World War I, has been recalled to serve in Iraq along with about 5,600 other civilians who have either retired or were di...
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Funny story: Kerry Unveils Plan to Create Jobs and Save the Economy

Kerry Unveils Plan to Create Jobs and Save the Economy

AP News Release Boston--John Kerry announced his plans to add over 2 million jobs to the US landscape this morning at an unannounced rally.
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Funny story: 9-11 Commission: Iraq Invasion Was "Wardrobe Malfunction"

9-11 Commission: Iraq Invasion Was "Wardrobe Malfunction"

WASHINGTON - In its final report, the special commission investigating the 9-11 attacks concluded that the invasion of Iraq was not linked to 9-11, but was in fact a "wardrobe malfunction." The FCC has said that it is considering fines in...
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Funny story: July 4th to be renamed Dependence Day

July 4th to be renamed Dependence Day

(Washington DC, Friday 2 July) An all-party congressional committee has overwhelmingly voted to rename the US's premier national holiday July 4th as Chemical Dependence Day in recognition of the cocaine and barbiturate career of President George...
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Funny story: Bush: "To the Moon, Al Qaeda!"

Bush: "To the Moon, Al Qaeda!"

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration, under increasing pressure, has stated intentions to begin building terror detention camps on the moon. The White House has requested funding for the program starting next year.
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Funny story: Mars Rover Makes Startling Discovery

Mars Rover Makes Startling Discovery

The Mars rover Opportunity, searching for signs of water that once may have flowed on Mars, has discovered something no one expected: Ben Affleck's career. It was found inside a stadium-sized crater that Opportunity has been exploring. NASA en...
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Funny story: Al Sharpton Launches 2008 Presidential Campaign

Al Sharpton Launches 2008 Presidential Campaign

In a bold move this week, America's lovable loser, the Reverend Al Sharpton, officially kicked-off his 2008 campaign for President. Sharpton, who has been preaching since the age of three and running for president since the age of four, dropped out...
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Funny story: al-Zarqawi Safe House Attacked, US Administration Feels His Pain.

al-Zarqawi Safe House Attacked, US Administration Feels His Pain.

US Forces attacked a safe house reportedly owned by Jordanian born Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, killing seven and wounding fifteen in the city of Fallujah. This is the fourth attack on al-Zarqawi's suspected safe houses in two weeks.
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Funny story: Lib Dems Join The Great "Choice" Debate

Lib Dems Join The Great "Choice" Debate

It has been the choice word of the political classes all summer, and now finally the Liberal Democrats have entered the great debate about choice in public services. Speaking inclusively to The Spoof this morning, Lid Dem leader Charles Kennedy outl...
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Funny story: Idiot torchbearer burns to death returning to the historic host city of the games of XXVIII Olympiad

Idiot torchbearer burns to death returning to the historic host city of the games of XXVIII Olympiad

GREECE, Athens - An open-laced runner went up in sacred Olympic flame yesterday during torch relay celebrations held in the Greek capital city of Athens.
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant granted own expansion team

Kobe Bryant granted own expansion team

EAGLE, CO -- Unable to land a contract with an NBA team willing to let him pursue his goal of winning a championship all by himself, Kobe Bryant was granted his own expansion team on the steps of the Eagle, Colorado courthouse after the 45th day of a...
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Funny story: Saddam: "The Gassing of the Kurds was a huge mistake, I was sick!"

Saddam: "The Gassing of the Kurds was a huge mistake, I was sick!"

Saddam demonstrates how the gassing of the Kurds was an "Accident"...
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Funny story: Shatner to Play Villain in Next Bond Adventure

Shatner to Play Villain in Next Bond Adventure

London -- Pinewood Studios executives are hush on the situation, but sources close to the upcoming James Bond movie say that William Shatner has agreed to portray the villain.
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