Funny story: Apes Disappointed With Man

Apes Disappointed With Man

"We are not angered by zoo monkeys or even pet monkeys, what angers us is what the homo sapiens have done to our experiment," stated Bongo, the lead scientist of a human study group. "Had we known that this version of our experimental slave would have been so destructive and self centered, we probably would have stopped breeding them a few thousand years ago," he continued. Bon...
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Funny story: Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy

Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy

Marvel Comics character and part-time superhero Spiderman announced his retirement today to a stunned New York City and a number of delighted criminal masterminds.
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Cycling champion Lance Armstrong is severely irate these days about his falling behind in the Tour de France, claiming that he has been currently in dazes during the race. I guess this explains why he was in fourth place for a majority of tim...
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Funny story: Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Tour de Farce: Shockwaves have been sent around the cycling world as yesterday's 197.5 kilometre stage, from Castelsarrasin to La Mongie, was taken by storm in rather unconventional circumstances. Five-time Tour de...
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Funny story: New British Tennis star revealed

New British Tennis star revealed

With Wimbeldon and the humiliating defeat of Henmann by a rank outsider not far of in the memory it is clear that hopes for a British champion are slim. But don't panic Brit fans as the spoof can reveal to you the new British hopeful for Wimbeldo...
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Funny story: Hans Blix The Movie

Hans Blix The Movie

Warner Brothers have confirmed that they will be releasing a film on the life of UN weapons inspector Hans Blix, in the Fall. Commissioned by George Bush and funded by Haliburton, Hans Blix will be shot on location in Sweden.
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Funny story: George Bush grants amnesty to illegal immigrants, announces George Lopez as running mate

George Bush grants amnesty to illegal immigrants, announces George Lopez as running mate

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unprecedented move to secure a solid win in the November election, President Bush today announced blanket amnesty for all illegal immigrants in America regardless of their green card status, and he confided to reporter...
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Funny story: Senator Kerry Upsets AME Church in Los Angeles

Senator Kerry Upsets AME Church in Los Angeles

After his recent tumultuous appearance at a Latino club in LA which resulted in two rabid patients, 24 pneumonia cases, six stolen cars and eight 7/11 robberies known as the Kerry Latino Riot, a restraining order barring Kerry from Latino clubs in LA...
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Funny story: ...Bong, Bong, Japanese Soldier Not Found on Atoll

...Bong, Bong, Japanese Soldier Not Found on Atoll

This is ITN News at Ten, With Roger Wotsito..
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