Funny story: Remember Bush you're a Womble

Remember Bush you're a Womble

Wimbledon Common. Ever wondered what George Bush's middle name stands for? Well we have the answer. Reporters for Geneology Magazine went t...
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Funny story: 3 Days of Peace, Love and Understanding

3 Days of Peace, Love and Understanding

UPI, Baghdad, Iraq, July 15, 2004 - Billed as three days of peace, love and understanding, the U.S. government is planning to sponsor the first annual "Baghdadstock Music and Arts Fair" on August 15 - 17.
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Funny story: An Ashtray on Your Wrist!

An Ashtray on Your Wrist!

As many of you know, I design, manufacture and market ashtrays. I’d like to share with you some of the success I had with a recent design over the past weekend with one of my most exciting models: The Wristray. This is an ashtray that is build around a previous invention, the wristwatch, that though clever, I cannot lay claim to. While a good idea, the wristwatch has one MAJOR drawback - it can...
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Funny story: Makin' Whoopie

Makin' Whoopie

Whoopie Goldberg is a gas! Or at least she could have been. In a bizarre attempt to get her Slim-Fast contract renewed, Whoopie charged through the gate of the diet corporation in a 2005 Hummer H2, (which everyone later agreed was a fine piec...
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Funny story: Democrats' chat-room infiltrated by Republicans?

Democrats' chat-room infiltrated by Republicans?

(Washington D.C, Thursday) Raging fury tonight among card-carrying Democrats as controversy looms about their internet chat room "Democratic Underground Doc Con" which was accused today of supporting Vice President Dick Cheney's surpr...
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Funny story: Saddam converts, wants trial by ecclesiastical court

Saddam converts, wants trial by ecclesiastical court

Vatican City, Thursday (Riotous) - The Pope was being treated for a migraine-induced brain seizure yesterday following an official request from Saddam Hussain's legal team for their client to convert to Catholicism and automatically qualify for...
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Funny story: Capitol Hill Named Nation's Clap Capital

Capitol Hill Named Nation's Clap Capital

Washington, DC - Public health experts and beltway spin doctors are trying to understand and explain why the gonorrhea rate among the nation's legislators, their staff and aides is over twelve-times the rate for the general population.
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Funny story: Cheney will be on ticket even if death arrives, he says

Cheney will be on ticket even if death arrives, he says

WELLPORT, Wy. -- Stumping for the '04 campaign, Vice President Dick Cheney quashed all rumors concerning his being dropped from the Republican ticket with one line.
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Funny story: Ahmed leaves the BB house in Dramatic Fashion

Ahmed leaves the BB house in Dramatic Fashion

In a dramatic development today Big Brother contestant Ahmed Aghil exploded earlier today following an argument with a fellow housemate.
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Funny story: NAACP Spooks George W. Bush: Says it's NUL Instead

NAACP Spooks George W. Bush: Says it's NUL Instead

President George W. Bush, after declining to address the NAACP National Convention, has apparently decided that he has to talk to some African Americans somewhere before the election in November, so he will speak to the National Urban League in Detro...
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Funny story: Oxford English Dictionary To Update The Word 'Whitewash'

Oxford English Dictionary To Update The Word 'Whitewash'

London, England, A spokesperson for Oxford English Dictionary has allegedly announced that it is to update the word ‘whitewash' to that of a more contemporary meaning.
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Funny story: Judge Ito Issues Restraining Order Against Senator Kerry

Judge Ito Issues Restraining Order Against Senator Kerry

Judge Lance Ito has issued a restraining order against Senator John Kerry barring him from appearing in Latino clubs in Los Angeles. The restraining order was sought by the Special Gang Unit of the Los Angeles Police Department following Senator Ker...
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Funny story: Czech Team Trains For Athens

Czech Team Trains For Athens

OSTRAVA, Czech Republic (SP) -- The woman running around the track isn't just chasing a maraschino cherry on a string, she's running for glory in Athens.
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