Funny story: America to invade the Sun

America to invade the Sun

President George W. Bush yesterday unveiled grand plans for the war on terror's next theatre--an invasion of the Sun.
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Funny story: Scots forced to pay homage to ‘Follyrood' rulers

Scots forced to pay homage to ‘Follyrood' rulers

The new Scottish Parliament, which has cost the electorate an astonishing £431m, has now decided to charge the people who paid for it if they fancy a peek at what they've spent their cash on.
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Funny story: Independence Air stretches its wings to the ‘Home of Golf'

Independence Air stretches its wings to the ‘Home of Golf'

ST ANDREWS, SCOTLAND - Independence Air is to spread its wings across the Atlantic next year with a unique $250 package deal to the British Open in St Andrews.
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Funny story: Fight Breaks Out At Daycare Center

Fight Breaks Out At Daycare Center

A fistfight broke out today at a daycare center in San Francisco between two young boys when one apparently was playing with the other's toy. Michael Richey, age 5, and Timmy Conway, 6, were apparently playing together when Conway evidently took...
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Funny story: Anastacia's cancer rallies to become US Presidential candidate

Anastacia's cancer rallies to become US Presidential candidate

As former Vermont governor Howard Dean, Senator John Edwards of North Carolina and Ralph Nader fall by the wayside in the race for The White House, Anastacia's cancer has raced through a political marathon, negotiating the primaries, various inte...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson nailed to cinema theatre by Jews

Mel Gibson nailed to cinema theatre by Jews

USA, Missouri - As punishment for encouraging anti-semitism from his work on 'The Passion of the Christ', Mel Gibson has been nailed to a cinema by a group of Rabbis. The Chief Rabbi of the group explained their reasons. "The Passion sto...
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Funny story: Sharon announces plans for Israel, Palestine firewall

Sharon announces plans for Israel, Palestine firewall

ISRAEL, Gaza - Israeli ISPs were reported to be having a tough time installing the newly announced Israel, Palestine firewall last night as workers fell victim to the usual tea-break suicide bomb attacks.
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Funny story: Stars turn out for US Terrorism Awards 2004

Stars turn out for US Terrorism Awards 2004

The jury of judges, headlining Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld, United States Army Chief of Staff General Schoomaker and Secretary of State Colin Powell, opened the highly prestigious US Terrorism Awards 2004 ceremony at a packed and excited Pen...
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Funny story: Man builds Monica Seles shrine

Man builds Monica Seles shrine

"I started imagining myself having a relationship with Jim Courier first - but it wasn't working out for me really"...
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Funny story: Spate of computer-giant-like domain registrations dells disaster for major compaqies worldwide

Spate of computer-giant-like domain registrations dells disaster for major compaqies worldwide

With the news recently that the ‘Microsoft Corporation vs. mikerowesoft.com' case in Canada will go ahead, a spate of similar cases have been taken by even bigger computer companies against even younger kids worldwide.
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Funny story: Trinity Bible College Lands Three Heralded Transfers

Trinity Bible College Lands Three Heralded Transfers

Ellendale, ND- Trinity Bible College Head Football Coach Rusty Bentley started his day like any other, however this is a day that he will remember for the rest of his life. Today he landed three players that will most definitely change the gridiron fortunes for this small North Dakota school. We will give you Rusty's day minute by minute. 6:25 AM - Alarm goes off. Rusty hits snooze.
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Funny story: China Renames Itself

China Renames Itself

BEIJING - The Revolutionary Council of the People's Republic of China announced today that, effective August 1, China's official name will become the "U.S. Cellular People's Republic." The announcement came only hours after the...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Says Michael Moore's New Film "Numero Uno"

Bin Laden Says Michael Moore's New Film "Numero Uno"

Osama bin Laden, the evil arch-criminal who is currently thought to be hiding somewhere in Afghanistan, took a break from being a wanted fugitive terrorist for a few hours recently to attend a private viewing of Michael Moore's new film, "F...
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Guilty

Saddam Hussein Guilty

Thursday brought the welcome return of Saddam Hussein to our television screens. The former Iraqi strongman had his first taste of court, while the ground rules for the trial were being set.
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Funny story: Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same. "Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same...
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Funny story: Kerry to Swap Bullets, Donuts

Kerry to Swap Bullets, Donuts

In a surprise bid to capture the pacifist vote, Senator John Kerry today said that he will, if elected president, swap out all of the bullets in the United States of America with delicious, calming Krispy Kreme donuts.
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Funny story: Saddam: If the world ended tomorrow, I'd be happy.

Saddam: If the world ended tomorrow, I'd be happy.

Former brutal dictator Saddam Hussein, in a statement from his cell in the newly created partially- incharge- ocracy of Iraq that if the world ended tomorrow, that would be just fine with him. "No, really," He said, "It could just blow up or get snowed under like in that new movie, and I would smile."...
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Funny story: Saddam Blames Tyrannical Reign on Childhood Accident

Saddam Blames Tyrannical Reign on Childhood Accident

BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Saddam Hussein stepped into an Iraqi court on Thursday and entered a new chapter in Iraq's history, hearing preliminary charges against him that included the gassing of Kurds and the invasion of Kuwait.
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Funny story: Grass is not always greener

Grass is not always greener

After eleven years of exhaustive research and one hundred billion dollars , the Center for Totally Inane Studies concluded today that the grass is not always greener on the other side . Scientist and part time clog dancer, Emil Polk , stated that every possible scenario was played out to conclude these findings . "We looked from our yard to the neighbors yard , the neighbor's yard to our...
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Funny story: Foghat Reunion Sparks Riot

Foghat Reunion Sparks Riot

DETROIT - Seminal 1970's blues-rock band Foghat sparked a riot in the Motor City when they announced plans to start a limited, 7-city tour there in the fall. Band spokesman Peter Toth said that the members of the band all felt terrible about the...
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Funny story: "Comical Ali" Denies Interim Government Exists

"Comical Ali" Denies Interim Government Exists

CLEVELAND - Mohammed Saeed Sahaf, Iraq's foreign miniter under Saddam Hussein, held a press conference today in which he insisted that the Iraqi interim government does not exist. Sahaf enjoyed brief worldwide fame during the invasion of Iraq wh...
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Funny story: Bear Pisses Off Janitor

Bear Pisses Off Janitor

LATVIA, EUROPE --- A massive blow to human morale is what the new EU President Jose Durao Barroso said after it was announced that bear shit was found outside the designated lines for woodlands in Europe. A startled janitor observed the bear reli...
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Funny story: Cruise liner sinks in Sahara desert

Cruise liner sinks in Sahara desert

The world's largest passenger cruise liner QE VIII sank in the Sahara desert, possibly killing all its 20,000 crew and 50 passengers.
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Funny story: Michael Moore To Wed

Michael Moore To Wed

Filmmaker Michael Moore has revealed that he is getting married to former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf . Moore, who has just released his documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" says he has been secretly dating Saeed al-Sahaf f...
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Funny story: Fahrenheit 9/11 - Yet Another Review

Fahrenheit 9/11 - Yet Another Review

Recently, I managed to finally see Fahrenheit 9/11. I had to beat down a group of Japanese tourists who were stopping by the fancy art-house cinema where I love to go and then sell my kidneys to get a ticket, but I think it was worth it, not because the film was really good, rather, but just to see what all the controversy was behind. First of all, I'd like to say that I was fairly unim...
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Funny story: Kennedy Shoots Neighbor, Reforms Tax Code

Kennedy Shoots Neighbor, Reforms Tax Code

HYANNIS PORT, Ma. - Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Ma., shot a neighbor in the groin early Thursday morning, and reformed the US tax code. Both actions were apparently accidental. A Kennedy family spokesman said that the senator was in the family compound whe...
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Funny story: Kerry Cloning Bombshell - Reagan as VEEP?

Kerry Cloning Bombshell - Reagan as VEEP?

In an unexpected and unprecedented move, John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee is expected to announce that a clone of former President Ronald Reagan will be his running mate in this November's general election. The clone, which...
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Funny story: Saddam Appears in Court for Parking Offenses

Saddam Appears in Court for Parking Offenses

BAGHDAD, July 1 - Saddam Hussein has appeared in court in Baghdad, a U.S. military official has told The Spoof. "It is under way," the official said on Thursday.
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Funny story: Sex guru invents Xes therapy

Sex guru invents Xes therapy

World famous sex guru Dhiraj Shetty has invented Xes, which he claims will solve all sex-related problems.
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Funny story: Kwanzaa stolen, Grinch held for questioning

Kwanzaa stolen, Grinch held for questioning

WHOVILLE - The Grinch, described by neighbors as a "mean one," was arrested Tuesday at his home near Whoville. He was held for questioning regarding the theft of Kwanzaa, a holiday that falls near Christmas and Hannukah.
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Funny story: Alabama unveils Tomb of the Unknown Cracker

Alabama unveils Tomb of the Unknown Cracker

Duhonky, AL - Government officials in Alabama and over 10,000 citizens gathered in Duhonky, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker.
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Funny story: Joined Twins Are Healthy, Doctors Say

Joined Twins Are Healthy, Doctors Say

WASHINGTON - After months of fear about their infant twin daughters, who were normal at birth, Kevin and Melissa Trucks are looking forward to returning home with a set of conjoined twins.
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Funny story: More Poultry Terror: Chicken Crucified in Chicago Suburb

More Poultry Terror: Chicken Crucified in Chicago Suburb

AURORA, ILLINOIS--- In a shocking development late Wednesday afternoon, Al Jazeera television network released footage of a crucified Chicken on U.S. Rt. 34 near Aurora, Illinois.
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Funny story: FDA Prohibits Sale of 'Stacker3' Diet

FDA Prohibits Sale of 'Stacker3' Diet

NEWTON, New Jersey -- NVE Pharmaceuticals 'Stacker3' diet plan has failed to meet approval by the FDA for sale in the United States.
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Funny story: Kerry BBQ in N.M. Emphasizes Record

Kerry BBQ in N.M. Emphasizes Record

By LIZZY WYNOT, Associated Press Writer...
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