Funny story: ABE Lincoln Reanimates kicks President Bush's Ass, destroys White House

ABE Lincoln Reanimates kicks President Bush's Ass, destroys White House

Washington George Bush and country music star Toby Keith met with Chief burros of the MUGO islands today to thank him for there support in the invasion and occupation of Iraq, MUGO population 400 and is on the list of the coalition of the will...
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Funny story: Drunk Dog

Drunk Dog

A dog and its owner allegedly had too much to drink, Mr. Avery, supervisor of an animal shelter claims. After lapping too much beer given by the owner, the dog entered the shelter, snarling and unfriendly. But with an aspirin, the dog was "peppy...
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Funny story: Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Poor Russell Crowe has hurt himself, again by throwing a fight unsynchronized as he tossed a punch towards his co-star in a boxing scene strangely called "Cinderella Man".
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Funny story: BBC Tea Lady resigns

BBC Tea Lady resigns

The wave of resignations at the BBC continued today as at approximately 11:30, Mrs Martha Higgins, a well known and loved figure at Television Centre, resigned. Mrs Higgins, a former tea lady at the struggling broadcasters staff cafe, told The Spo...
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Funny story: "Get more soldiers killed if you want Iraq contracts" Bush tells Europe

"Get more soldiers killed if you want Iraq contracts" Bush tells Europe

US President George W Bush has challenged his European partners to get more of their troops killed in Iraq if they want a bigger share of the beleaguered country's reconstruction contracts.   "Not en...
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Funny story: President Bush Accepts Post at Yale

President Bush Accepts Post at Yale

January 31, 2004 10:15 EDST: WASHINGTON. President George Bush has accepted a teaching post at Yale University to begin in September 2005. In a joint news conference at the White House, Yale President Richard C. Levin announced that Presiden...
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Funny story: Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

Hollywood, CA-- Slim-fast president Ted McNeeley released an official statement detailing the dissolution of contract with former spokesperson Whoopi Goldberg.
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Funny story: Bush: Vote for Me and Kill Yourselves

Bush: Vote for Me and Kill Yourselves

President George W. Bush has unveiled his novel plan to fix Social Security and Healthcare in the United States. The President was quoted as saying, " The plan is very simple. First, all the old and sick people vote for me, that's very important...
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Funny story: Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Key West, Florida  - A flotilla of battleships including the U.S. Navy nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier "Admiral Grimace," 100,000 war-seasoned U.S. Marines, Air-Force bombers and a combined strike-force of thousands of "sp...
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Funny story: McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

Global fast food giant McDonalds has thrown convicted cannibal Armin Meiwes a lifeline by promising him a job when he gets out of prison.
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Funny story: John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea

John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea

In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.
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