Funny story: USDA Has Cattle Industry Mad

USDA Has Cattle Industry Mad

In an effort to keep Mad Cow Disease from spreading throughout our nation's cattle, the USDA today issued new qualifications for all cattle destined for human consumption.
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Funny story: Blair: More Hutton Reports Please!

Blair: More Hutton Reports Please!

Riding on the fame, notoriety and increase of groupie offers that he has gained from his triumphant outcome in the Hutton Inquiry, 'Prime' Minister Tony Blair has ordered that there be more Hutton Inquiries "to keep the NHS off the front...
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Funny story: New Diet Craze Hitting Wisconsin

New Diet Craze Hitting Wisconsin

Madison, WI-- In an effort to find alternatives to the popular "low-carb" diets, the University of Wisconsin has released the first reviews from its new "Butter Diet."...
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Funny story: Players At Super Bowl To Wear Cowboy Boots, Among Other Changes

Players At Super Bowl To Wear Cowboy Boots, Among Other Changes

HOUSTON, TX-In a last-minute press conference, NFL officials are announcing that all football players will be forced to wear cowboy boots instead of cleats during the big game.
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Funny story: The Stain Game

The Stain Game

Massachusetts Senator John F. Kerry has won both the Iowa Caucus and the New Hampshire Primary, but a new contender is making surprising inroads in the presidential campaign. A small brown stain is rocketing up in the polls, exciting interest am...
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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Endorses Bush in Last Ditch Effort to Shock People

Marilyn Manson Endorses Bush in Last Ditch Effort to Shock People

In a move admittedly more about shocking his fans and detractors than about his ideological leanings, Marilyn Manson announced today that he would be throwing his endorsement to George W. Bush for the 2004 elections.  A publicist for Manson...
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Funny story: Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub

Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub

PARIS, FRANCE-The French government is reporting today that the earlier retired Concorde jet airliner has been secretly transformed into a military submarine capable of cruising faster than the speed of sound under water.
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Funny story: Hutton Report: "Campbelled!" Claims Gilligan

Hutton Report: "Campbelled!" Claims Gilligan

Andrew Gilligan, tricking security by sporting a wig and Saddam-style moustache, sensationally stormed Westminster today, grabbed the Speaker's mace and, whilst swinging it around wildly, made the startling claim that Lord Hutton's Inquiry had been "...
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Funny story: Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

A drunken prank went too far when cat owner Agnes Welch, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of all his friends.
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Funny story: Oprah Signed to Catch for the CUBS; Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld at Third

Oprah Signed to Catch for the CUBS; Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld at Third

Celebrity baseball -- they said it would never happen in the NL Central -- but the Chicago CUBS challenged history again Tuesday when they hired one of America's biggest TV talk-show superstars -- Oprah Winfrey -- to a two-year, $525-million con...
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Funny story: Hutton Deja Vu

Hutton Deja Vu

Dr Kevin Delly, the man named as the source for the Sun newspaper's article supposedly detailing the findings of the Hutton Inquiry into the death of Dr David Kelly, has been found dead just seven minutes after being exposed. The report by Lord Hu...
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Funny story: Hutton in Sordid sex scandal

Hutton in Sordid sex scandal

As is usually the case with these stories, the lover is a young nubile blonde, who works part time as a lap dancer to finance her university education. She claims to have met Lord Hutton at a private party at the club she works in.
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Funny story: Hutton Leaks condemned

Hutton Leaks condemned

Some Leaked details of the Hutton Enquiry have been condemned by everyone except New Labour. Reports appearing yesterday on TheSpoof.com, and in today's Sun newspaper painted contrasting pictures of the reports findings.
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Funny story: Air Flu Virus Threatens North America

Air Flu Virus Threatens North America

The spread of air flu accelerated yesterday across North America as Canada and Alaska announced outbreaks, bringing to 100 the death toll so far encountered in this deadly disease.
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Funny story: Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Democratic front-runner John Kerry, and challenger Howard Dean have launched a joint legal challenge to the Tuesday New Hampshire Primary results.  As reported
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