Funny story: Pentagon Announces Stop-Loss Policy Enhancements

Pentagon Announces Stop-Loss Policy Enhancements

Now that the number of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq since the March 20 invasion has topped 500, the Pentagon has announced an enhanced version of its "stop-loss" policy to minimize troop losses during the occupation.
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Funny story: Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Rap legend Snoop Dogg has announced the biggest musical collaboration since Winston Churchill and Kylie Minogue.
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Funny story: Bush Food Tastes Too Good

Bush Food Tastes Too Good

Tony Blair, the self-appointed President of Great Britain, shocked Civil Rights groups last night when he announced radical legislation to solve the problem of obesity.
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Funny story: Preliminary Tests Indicate That Moammar Gadhafi and Yoko Ono May Be Same Person

Preliminary Tests Indicate That Moammar Gadhafi and Yoko Ono May Be Same Person

Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is probably best known for terrorizing America in the 1980s through his ties to the Soviet Union and his financing of terrorist activites against Western targets.
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Funny story: I got your Back Son!

I got your Back Son!

Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.
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Funny story: Red Letter Day

Red Letter Day

In a shrewd move today President George W. has put forward a bill to eliminate the letter Q from the alphabet. Overlord Bush was quoted as saying "For too long has the average American been under a nazi-esque regime of watchin' their P's...
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Funny story: Holy Smits

Holy Smits

Outraged bad actor Jimmy Smits came forward today in rebuttal to an accusation made on an internet site that he was a "Bad Actor". Jimmy said badly "I am not a bad actor, in fact I consider myself one of the top five actors in the world today. Sure I'm no pretty boy like Brad Pitt or Tommy Lee Jones but I can method act with the best of em', haven't you people se...
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Funny story: Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.

Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.

IN A shock announcement this morning, Home Secretary David Blunkett has ordered that serial killer Harold Shipman finish his life prison sentence, despite being dead since mid January.
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Funny story: Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness

Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness

All across the northern part of the northern hemisphere people are chilly. Recent polls show most believe there is a direct relationship between Freezing weather and being...not warm. But when the phrase direct relationship is used, visuals of less f...
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