Spoof news stories from Tuesday 10 February 2004
Leda slowly scans the dining area and her keen eye notices someone she somehow failed to greet when entering. A small boy is sitting with his mother munching on some fries. Leda goes over to their table and gives the boy a balloon, a sample of that...
Beijing, CHINA - The now infamous play "The Penis Dialogues" has been banned in Beijing due to concerns about males talking to their private parts, an official has stated.
Tory spin doctors have introduced a new rule barring bald men from becoming leader of the Conservative Party.
In an effort to stabilise the Yorkshire club, Leeds United have taken the drastic steps of offloading their remaining players to other clubs through the internet auction site E Bay.
With over 1,000,000,000 asylum seekers a week now entering Britain, many from abroad, the government has been thrown into a panic and lost its grip. TheSpoof has seen copies of secret plans to deal with the emergency which will shock and dismay many.
In a move that stunned absolutely no one, American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees Union President Gerald McEntee has announced that AFSCME has pulled its endorsement of former Vermont Governor Howard Dean's presidential campaign.
In another press conference held by Mars, the red planet adamantly defended its hunger to a crowd of shocked and upset reporters.
In a press conference held by the Beagle 2 lander late Tuesday morning, the lander made some comments pertaining to the previous conferences held by NASA and Mars.
In a press conference held this morning by Mars, the red planet made some statements addressing the charges alleged by NASA yesterday.
In a press conference held by NASA yesterday it was revealed that Mars is eating our space probes. "First it was a couple landers, now it's a Beagle" Nasa spokeswoman Jacquelyn Barker said, Monday.
The loss of 2.2 million jobs in the United States since the beginning of the Bush Administration is actually a good thing, White House sources said yesterday. The "Outsourcing" of jobs to foreign countries, " Is just a new way of doing international...
Following the success of "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!", production company "Elladore" has announced a new show to be launched on ITV during April 2004.
The original trilogy of Star Wars is to become available on DVD by September this year. Many fans have been requesting that the DVD include the original cinematic version from 1977 and Lucasfilm is happy to oblige:...
There was a red, white and blue mailbox on nearly every corner of town. Junk mail was delivered twice a day to your doorstep and you didn't need to be a registered postal worker to carry a hand-gun (I'm going somewhere with this, trust me).
Cable channel "Fox News" got the jump on the other media by being the only channel to carry live coverage of President George Bush's announcement that they had finally found WMD in Iraq.