There were 254 spoof news stories published in February 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal...
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Funny story: Clothing Designer Killed

Clothing Designer Killed

Sydney ,Australia -- Reg Grundies,fashion Guru extrordinaire,and inventor of the Y-front and Jockette line of mens underwear ,was killed today.
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Funny story: 50Cent to Rule Haiti, Renames Country

50Cent to Rule Haiti, Renames Country

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Promising to "lay it down on the mic", rap star 50Cent has announced that he will rule Haiti. "I don't need no Grammy for Best New Artist gangstaaa, I'll be runnin' my own d*mn...
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Funny story: Janet's Nipple Ripple

Janet's Nipple Ripple

The aftershocks of Janet Jackson's and Justin Timberlake's strip tease at the Super Bowl are still being felt several weeks later. The latest event to fall victim to the tasteless in-your-face incident is an ABC biopic about Lena Horne.
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Funny story: Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.
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Funny story: Passion Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt

Passion Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt

Much controversy has surrounded Mel Gibson's film about the brutal torture and murder of humanity's most well-known religious figure. Taken from the gospel accounts in the Bible, the story revolves around the people who were ultimately respon...
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Funny story: Harry Potter goes 'gay'?

Harry Potter goes 'gay'?

JK Rowling today announced details of her upcoming "Harry Potter" book. She suggested, of course, that the book would be the "best yet", a claim she knew could become true once she had decided to turn our beloved do-gooder wizard,...
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Funny story: It's Official: Bert and Ernie Get Married

It's Official: Bert and Ernie Get Married

San Francisco, California - Finally, decades of wondering are over. Bert and Ernie are gay. Yes. The Sesame Street duo has been hiding in the closet for decades because PBS decided that exposing their homosexuality would be detrimental to the...
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Funny story: Howard Stern "Born Again"

Howard Stern "Born Again"

New York City, N.Y., U.S.A. - Shock Radio Jockey Howard Stern has announced today that he has been 'born again' after a recent screening of The Passion of the Christ and will repent for his previous radio programs.
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Funny story: George Will to publish book of children's stories

George Will to publish book of children's stories

Conservative commentator and author George Will has announced that he is in the midst of publishing a book of classic children's stories.
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Funny story: Bush Denies Cross Dressing Past

Bush Denies Cross Dressing Past

Democratic Party leaders and high ranking Democrats in the House and Senate today called on President George W. Bush to release any records he may have that would prove that he never dressed in women's clothes and went by the name of Wilma.
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Funny story: Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist, the 41 year old movie star announced that he h...
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Funny story: Star Wars on DVD This September

Star Wars on DVD This September

The original trilogy of Star Wars is to become available on DVD by September this year. Many fans have been requesting that the DVD include the original cinematic version from 1977 and Lucasfilm is happy to oblige:...
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Funny story: Nude Dogs Offend

Nude Dogs Offend

In response to numerous complaints, the Wowserboro Town Council, in Western Australia, has told owners of hairless Chihuahua dogs, that they must exercise their pets at the nude beach.
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Funny story: Snoopy's "comic" strip reveals peanuts!

Snoopy's "comic" strip reveals peanuts!

The world's most famous mute beagle, Snoopy, today revealed his tiny-genitalia in an a surprise unveiling during a "Saturday Night Live!" special. Producers of the show, broadcast live, have since apologised for the upset.
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Funny story: Top 10 Options For Saddam Hussein

Top 10 Options For Saddam Hussein

1. Ask US President George W. Bush to step down and join him to stand trial for crimes against Iraqi people.
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Funny story: Anna K's Valentine's Game

Anna K's Valentine's Game

Miami, Florida, U.S.A. - In a surprising game that left spectators baffled, Anna Kournikova served up boyfriend Enrique Iglesias' heart today in what was consider a Valentine's Day horror tennis spectacle.
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Funny story: Dirty Bomb Shell Discovered - Fine for Public Lewdness Pending

Dirty Bomb Shell Discovered - Fine for Public Lewdness Pending

New York City, N.Y., U.S.A. - Officials from the Office of Homeland Insecurity were called in late last night to deal with a suspicious package. They later identified the offending item as a "dirty" bomb shell and called in some Christian...
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Funny story: Academy Awards cancelled amid fears of pro-Bush speech

Academy Awards cancelled amid fears of pro-Bush speech

The 77th annual Academy Awards are still over three months away, but have been indefinitely postponed after officials learned that a nominee may show support for President Bush in an acceptance speech.
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Funny story: Zogby: Hung In Triple Digit Lead Over Bush, Kerry

Zogby: Hung In Triple Digit Lead Over Bush, Kerry

WASHINGTON -- A new text-messaging poll conducted by Zogby International for The Spoof and UC Berkeley from February 12-19, 2004 of 3,137,209 likely voters with a margin of error of +/- .08 percentage points found that if the election for president w...
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Funny story: Friends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt

Friends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt

The cast of popular TV show, Friends, have decided to end their comedy careers by starving themselves for forty days in an ice-cream truck's fridge. Cast member Matt Le Blanc explained:...
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Funny story: Campaign shocker: Drudge Report breaks news of Kerry affair with Matt Drudge - story quickly pulled

Campaign shocker: Drudge Report breaks news of Kerry affair with Matt Drudge - story quickly pulled

In a potentially campaign-ending accusation, it has been reported that presidential candidate John Kerry has had an extramarital affair with Matt Drudge.
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2004 Best and Worst Tressed Male Celebrities.

New York City, NY -- Celebrity Hair stylist to the stars, Jai de la Jai Lai, released his top ten best and worst tressed list today. There were very few surprises. John Kerry, the Democratic frontrunner for the presidential nomination, and Donald T...
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Funny story: President Denies Codpiece

President Denies Codpiece

Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.
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Funny story: Justin Timberlake Apologizes Again

Justin Timberlake Apologizes Again

Justin Timberlake, the former 'NSync-er and ex-boytoy of Britney Spears, has gone to new, annoying heights, even for him. He has decided to milk the Superbowl fiasco, cleverly entitled "Boobiegate", for all of the publicity it is worth.
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Funny story: Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.
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Funny story: Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...
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Funny story: Stop Press: WMD found in Iraq

Stop Press: WMD found in Iraq

Cable channel "Fox News" got the jump on the other media by being the only channel to carry live coverage of President George Bush's announcement that they had finally found WMD in Iraq.
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Funny story: New Reality TV Show To Premiere Soon

New Reality TV Show To Premiere Soon

Salt Lake City, UTAH -- The Mormons have decided that it was high time to get in on the reality tv wagon. Mormon TV is going to start filming the show "Mormon Bachelor". It will be aired in Utah and several Fox affiliates in the Sout...
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Funny story: Viagra not effective on women shock

Viagra not effective on women shock

Fizzer Farmer-suiticals has pulled the plug on an 8-year research programme into the effects of Viagra on women after it appears that it makes no difference to their sexual satisfaction.
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Funny story: Should Angry Older Folks Be Denied Access To Certain Movies?

Should Angry Older Folks Be Denied Access To Certain Movies?

"At least it was only a dollar!" older people can be heard saying, after seeing Academy Award Nominated films such as "Lost In Translation" in their local dollar theater. "What was that trash even about?" is another common collective comment made by groups of elderly people who insist on spending their time going to movies they "heard were good" when...
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Funny story: George Bush Strategy: Revealed

George Bush Strategy: Revealed

George Bush has revealed that what he calls his 'government' is in fact "Reality" computer game "The Sims". The action centers around a mansion called "The Wihte Haus" and its inhabitants.
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Funny story: Capture bin Laden? Brilliant!

Capture bin Laden? Brilliant!

In a stunning show of presidential initiative, George W. Bush has ordered his military to capture Osama bin Laden. Presidential watchers were flabbergasted at the order. "We were all sitting around wondering how we could make the war on terrorism su...
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Funny story: Ousting Walt Disney

Ousting Walt Disney

BURBANK, CA--We have all heard long winded stories about how the charming Roy Disney, nephew of co-founders Walt and brother Roy, helped forged one unprecedented imagination based empire. But now he calls for the elimination of Michael Eisner, a man...
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Funny story: Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House

Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House

Washington, D.C. - Monday, 2/16/04, 7:35pm Eastern time, escaped monkeys took over the White House. Though rampaging and loudly destroying government property, the group wasn't detected until about 8:57pm the same night.
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Funny story: Pokemon Toys Turn Evil using Rechargeable Batteries

Pokemon Toys Turn Evil using Rechargeable Batteries

TomCal, one of the world's largest toy manufacturers, has been forced to recall many of its lines of autonomous Pokemon robots from shop and homes around the world. Warnings on the cardboard back of the product read that "Do not use re-charg...
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Funny story: Decline in German alcohol consumption marks continued good news for Poland

Decline in German alcohol consumption marks continued good news for Poland

A recent study found that German consumption of alcohol was dropping dramatically, making older people in surrounding countries with long memories a little more comfortable.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Made Honorary Priest!

Michael Jackson Made Honorary Priest!

The Vatican- Pope John Paul II today made Pop star and accused child molester, Michael Jackson an Honorary Priest.
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Funny story: House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

The deadly dog, cat and mouse game with the Taliban and Al Qaeda in America has literally hit home in America.
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Funny story: Bush on Gay Marriage: I Believe in Dick

Bush on Gay Marriage: I Believe in Dick

President George W. Bush weighed in today on the issue of gay marriage. Speaking from the Oval Office in response to the Mayor of San Francisco's allowing weddings between same sex couples to be performed, President Bush stated "I am deeply troubled...
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Funny story: Saddam Capture: Revealed

Saddam Capture: Revealed

Allied forces found a weapon of mass self-destruction in the form of an 8-bit video game console. Special forces units captured the former dictator of Iraq after they found him hidden in a hole playing Baseball Stars on the original Nintendo s...
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Funny story: Number Of Electronic Devices That Actually Work Correctly On The Rise

Number Of Electronic Devices That Actually Work Correctly On The Rise

A survey released by the World Trade Organization reveals that as many as 44% of electronic devices worldwide actually worked correctly last year, an increase from 39% the year prior.
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Funny story: San Francisco Prints Own Money, Rosie's Mug Replaces George W.

San Francisco Prints Own Money, Rosie's Mug Replaces George W.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA (FP) -- In order to deal with the city's increasing financial crisis, San francisco has started printing its own money to pay off debtors and employees. The controversial move has caused an uproar among more fiscally conservativ...
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Funny story: Bush Reverses Stand on Gay Marriage

Bush Reverses Stand on Gay Marriage

In a startling about face from his recent comments supporting a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage, U.S. President George W. Bush announced that gay weddings were now "AOK" with him. Bush made the decision after meeting with lob...
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Funny story: The Queen Stages Raunchy Janet Jackson Routine

The Queen Stages Raunchy Janet Jackson Routine

Last night's prestigious Brit Awards Ceremony was brought to a standstill when Her Majesty the Queen staged a raunchy ‘Janet Jackson' routine with her Greek-born husband.
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Funny story: E-Mail, Spam, Dogs and Anthrax, Uncle Sam Will Close Post Offices

E-Mail, Spam, Dogs and Anthrax, Uncle Sam Will Close Post Offices

There was a red, white and blue mailbox on nearly every corner of town. Junk mail was delivered twice a day to your doorstep and you didn't need to be a registered postal worker to carry a hand-gun (I'm going somewhere with this, trust me).
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Funny story: Gibson's 'Passion' Subliminal Nazi Propaganda

Gibson's 'Passion' Subliminal Nazi Propaganda

Hollywood, CA -- Critical analysis of Mel Gibson's new controversial movie has revealed subliminal images and messages peppered throughout the flick. And they're not designed to influence your snack purchase or next movie choice, they're...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson begins work on "Passion II: Electric Boogaloo"

Mel Gibson begins work on "Passion II: Electric Boogaloo"

With Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" just opening, Gibson announced this morning that he has already begun work on the sequel.
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Funny story: Jordan Ready for Monkey Business

Jordan Ready for Monkey Business

Following the success of "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!", production company "Elladore" has announced a new show to be launched on ITV during April 2004.
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Funny story: Grammy's Shocking Moments Censored by CBS

Grammy's Shocking Moments Censored by CBS

In the wake of the scandal surrounding the revelation of Janet Jackson's right breast by fellow pop icon Justin Timberlake at last week's Superbowl halftime show, CBS had announced that on it's 46th annual Grammy Awards telecast, it would...
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Funny story: World Leaders Resigned to Resigning

World Leaders Resigned to Resigning

President George W. Bush has called on Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide to resign, citing the fact that half the country is against him. President Jean-Bertrand Aristide has called on President Bush to resign, citing the fact that more than h...
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Funny story: Three-Way Weddings OK'd In Vegas, Reno and Tahoe

Three-Way Weddings OK'd In Vegas, Reno and Tahoe

Girl, Girl, boy; Girl, boy; Boy; Boy, boy girl; Girl, girl, girl.
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Funny story: John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith Convention To Be Held In Disneyland

John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith Convention To Be Held In Disneyland

In news that may shock, appal and delight, the First John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith Convention is set to be hosted in Disneyland. The convention, as announced by John Jacob-Jingleheimer Smith yesterday, is "invite only" for other peop...
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Funny story: Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Vatican City, Vatican - Cardinal St. Louis, the Pope's right hand man, announced to the world today that "the Pope is dead."...
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Funny story: Bush To Star in Three Stooges Remake

Bush To Star in Three Stooges Remake

Barring any unforseen goof-ups, misstatements, or an attentive public, Bush is confident about winning the 2004 election. Running as the incumbent and toting a hefty war-chest, Bush is perhaps the favorite to win despite his horrific economy and rock...
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Funny story: Corey Haim Primed for HUGE Comeback

Corey Haim Primed for HUGE Comeback

Corey Haim, star of such blockbusters as Demolition High and The Double 0 Kid announced today that he is finally ready to return to the silver screen and please his legions of fans.
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Funny story: Pope Idol

Pope Idol

Simon Fuller annouched today that he would do a religious Pop Idol. Pope Idol should hit UK screens later this year dubbed the "holy man's Pop Idol".
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Funny story: It's a Good Job if You Can Get It

It's a Good Job if You Can Get It

The loss of 2.2 million jobs in the United States since the beginning of the Bush Administration is actually a good thing, White House sources said yesterday. The "Outsourcing" of jobs to foreign countries, " Is just a new way of doing international...
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Funny story: Primary School Pupils ‘need stretching'.

Primary School Pupils ‘need stretching'.

A new report from the Department for Failing Pupils has come up with a startling recommendation to improve educational standards in English primary schools.
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Funny story: Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

A collective sigh of relief was experienced by the world's faithful Tuesday when The Devil told a group of Christians gathered for a religious symposium in New Orleans that Hell is overflowing -- the Ten Commandments are null and void-- And, in t...
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Funny story: Short "will not be made a tomato"

Short "will not be made a tomato"

Labour Party Chairman Ian McCartney, long-lost bastard brother of Sir Paul McCartney the well-known tunesmith, told a press conference today that Clare Short would not be ‘made a tomato' by the Labour Party. "Her recent comments about UK spices in th...
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Funny story: Shocked Spies Spy On Themselves

Shocked Spies Spy On Themselves

Gevena, Switzerland - The spy world has been rocked by the realization that before the Iraq invasion by the US military, spies had actually been spying on themselves.
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Arnold to Terminate Gay Marriage

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on his states Attorney General Bill Lockyer to issue a ban on gay marriage, calling it "An imminent threat to Civil Order." In a statement issued from the Governors Mansion in Sacramento the former...
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Funny story: Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Amazing comeback kid, Jimmy White, shocked the Wembley Arena last night after destroying John Virgo in a tough 19 frame battle. White, 17, found incredible form to see off the knowledgeable Virgo, 23, and win the World Championship title for the firs...
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Funny story: Italians riot in protest at Gibson's Christ film

Italians riot in protest at Gibson's Christ film

Mel Gibson's new film The Passion of the Christ may be banned in Italy, amid protests that it is anti-Italian.
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Funny story: Bush 'Honors' Hymen

Bush 'Honors' Hymen

CIA Director George Tenet has said before a Senate hearing that the United States is as "fraught with dangers for American interests" as it was before the take over of Iraq, directly contradicting George Bush's claim that the world is a safer place w...
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Funny story: Bush Prepares for "Meet the Press"

Bush Prepares for "Meet the Press"

WASHINGTON February 7, 2004 (EP) Preparing for an interview on "Meet the Press" this Sunday, President George Bush practiced answering the difficult questions expected from NBC Washington Bureau Chief Tim Russert.
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Funny story: The Diary of Osama bin Laden

The Diary of Osama bin Laden

The whereabouts of Osama bin Laden, the most hunted man in this century or the last, are still unknown. A recent tape of bin laden is believed to be a fake or to have been put together from older tapes. The mystery of where in the world is Osama bin...
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Funny story: Horses Genetically Engineered To Have Cupholders

Horses Genetically Engineered To Have Cupholders

COLLEGE STATION, TX -- It's not your father's horse. Researchers at Texas A&M University have successfully altered horse DNA so that each one is born with a cupholder on it's neck. The feat is being hailed as a biological engineering brea...
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Funny story: Are We a Nation of Nationalists?

Are We a Nation of Nationalists?

EDITORIAL FEATURE - Canada/US Relations It's been said that the best way to ensure war is to nationalize people under separate flags. Are we a Nation of Nationalists?...
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Funny story: Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

HOLLYWOOD- The Estate of Jesus H. Christ has just earned a stunning $30 Million in one day.
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Funny story: Blair To Win Eurovision Song Contest

Blair To Win Eurovision Song Contest

Clare Short heaped further humiliation on Tony Blair, by sensational claims that British spies had tapped the phones of Eurovision Song Contest entrants.
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Funny story: It's Official: Barbie and Ken Split Up

It's Official: Barbie and Ken Split Up

After 43 years of non-wedded, perhaps pretended bliss, Barbie and Ken split up.
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Funny story: FCC Attacks Muppets

FCC Attacks Muppets

Washington, DC -The interim head of the Federal Communications Commission, Charles Schultz III, has decided to attack the muppets. Yes, the muppets. Those furry, fuzzy and cuddly creatures that are so harmless.
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Funny story: The Play's the Thing

The Play's the Thing

The US Army is getting ready to release it’s latest video training game. If I remember correctly, the working name of the game is “ Killing Arabs for Oil” or something like that. I’ve always thought that military video games were a great idea.. I mean, if war isn’t fun, what fun is it? The game is a semi-realistic depiction of Special Forces operations in an unnamed Arab country (Iraq) and allows...
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Funny story: Man Anally Probed by Aliens Over 100 Times!

Man Anally Probed by Aliens Over 100 Times!

Rob Johnson isn't a bashful man. When asked, he will readily show you the damaged anus left behind by over 100 anal probes administered by aliens. Rob holds the world record with most ever reported anal probings. With over 113 in all and over 20...
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Funny story: Riot in the South West Forests.

Riot in the South West Forests.

Due to the decline in popularity of artificial raspberry cordial, the Western Australian Government has ordered the mass uprooting of the artificial raspberry plantations.
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Funny story: "Complete Idiots Guide" Publishers File Bankruptcy

"Complete Idiots Guide" Publishers File Bankruptcy

Alpha Books, publishers of the best-selling line of "Complete Idiots Guide" how to books, has announced that lagging sales have forced them to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection today. In an official press release, Alpha cited lagging sales,...
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Funny story: Ex-Altar Boy Sues Priest for Not Molesting Him

Ex-Altar Boy Sues Priest for Not Molesting Him

Boston, Massachusetts -Today, ex-altar boy, Lexy "Yes I am Sexy" Smith, sued the Archdiocese of Boston because he was an altar boy who was never molested.
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Funny story: Clear Channel Communications Makes Bid For Cheerios Brand

Clear Channel Communications Makes Bid For Cheerios Brand

In a press release today, Clear Channel announced it has been in talks with General Mills to purchase the Cheerios brand of cereal.
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Funny story: Phone is Nokia's best yet

Phone is Nokia's best yet

Nokia's new 6969 phone has been lauched with a blast. Nokia's CEO Mr Ned Nedler says "We put a lot, and I mean a lot, of money into this design because we see this phone as the new benchmark in technology."...
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Funny story: Where Has J. Lo Gone?

Where Has J. Lo Gone?

Hollywood, Ca --Tabloid journalists all over the globe are still lamenting the breakup of Bennifer. It seems that J. Lo has become quiet, even shunning the press, or so it would seem, since the disastrous relationship finally ended.
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Funny story: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Clair Short, British Prime Minister Tony Blair's International Development Secretary who resigned in the wake of the attack on Iraq has alleged that The British Intelligence Community had been eavesdropping on United Nations Secretary Kofi Annan's t...
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Funny story: Leeds United to Sell Remaining Players on E Bay

Leeds United to Sell Remaining Players on E Bay

In an effort to stabilise the Yorkshire club, Leeds United have taken the drastic steps of offloading their remaining players to other clubs through the internet auction site E Bay.
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Funny story: Hubble, Dubbya, WMD shock

Hubble, Dubbya, WMD shock

The Hubble telescope has enabled scientists to observe the most distant object in the universe so far detected by man. Scientists at the California Institute of Far-fetched Phenomena today announced that despite recent problems with the mirror of the...
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Funny story: Guantanamo Bay Hotel declared ‘Island of Freedom' in Red Cuba

Guantanamo Bay Hotel declared ‘Island of Freedom' in Red Cuba

The Florida Tourist Board is promoting picturesque Guantanamo Bay as the ideal haven for tourists who want to see Cuba but don't want to meet Communists.
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Funny story: End Of The World?...Soon?

End Of The World?...Soon?

If you have been wondering whether the world has ended or not .....relax, it's official it hasn't.
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Funny story: Is Breathing Safe?

Is Breathing Safe?

Is Breathing Safe? Is the question being asked by the world's leading scientists today.
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Funny story: President's Records Really Ramshackle

President's Records Really Ramshackle

"Then he went outside to pee. He was a good soldier he. Went outside when he needed to to pee. For lunch he had spinach wraps. We paid him $7.35 an hour for his militaryism."...
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Funny story: Sheik Unvak Buys Leeds United

Sheik Unvak Buys Leeds United

The Saudi Arabian Sheik today bought the struggling Premiership side Leeds United. Speculation has been rife with many other Middle Eastern sheiks, such as Sheik Yabuti, also attempting to buy the club. But Sheik Unvak who has paid the total of 42p o...
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Funny story: Dulux whitewashed for New Labour

Dulux whitewashed for New Labour

Political commentators and MPs alike were left stunned when a former employee of Paint giant Dulux claimed the firm had a secret deal with the Labour Party.
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Funny story: Bush Proposes "Wetback to Work" Plan

Bush Proposes "Wetback to Work" Plan

Washington, DC--After receiving criticism from many Americans about his new illegal Mexican immigrant work plan, President George W. Bush has unveiled a newer and more astonishing plan, adoringly known as the "Wetback to Work" plan.
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Funny story: "The Penis Dialogues" Banned in China

"The Penis Dialogues" Banned in China

Beijing, CHINA - The now infamous play "The Penis Dialogues" has been banned in Beijing due to concerns about males talking to their private parts, an official has stated.
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Funny story: Teachers Demand Drug Talks

Teachers Demand Drug Talks

A plan by Tony Blair to allow head teachers to carry out random drug tests has sparked a worried response from teaching unions.
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Funny story: George W. to utilize flamboyant image consultants

George W. to utilize flamboyant image consultants

In an effort to more closely convey a persona of leadership, President Bush announced today his plans to work with famed image consultants from the popular TV phenomenon, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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Funny story: What Kind Of Terrorist Are You?: A Quiz

What Kind Of Terrorist Are You?: A Quiz

Suffering from an identity crisis? Not sure where you fit in in today's changing political climate? Take this quiz and you'll know: What kind of terrorist are you?...
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Funny story: Bush Revisists Child's Left Behind

Bush Revisists Child's Left Behind

The Bush Administration has issued new regulations easing rules in it's No Child Left Behind initiative that was signed into law in 2002. Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse was quoted as saying, "Actually, we had no idea this was an...
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