Spoof news stories from Monday 30 August 2004
The UK's Olympic team bounced back into Britain from Athens to be greeted by crowds of adoring fans. Sadly, missing from the arrival of sporting heroes was long distance runner Paula Radcliffe whose plane only made it as far as France.
California has been focused on a FERTILISER salesman, Scott Peterson who allegedly killed his wife. Chicago has been baffled about Dave Matthews Band throwing HUMAN WASTE into the Chicago River. Now Anti-Bush protesters scream : "Hell no, WE WON...
65 million years ago during what Palaeontologists term the Late Cretaceous, Dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Yes it was the era of the T-rex, Anatotitan and Torosauras. It was also the first sighting of the Man Yoo.