Funny story: ‘Vampire butterfly ate our eyeballs', say campers

‘Vampire butterfly ate our eyeballs', say campers

Three campers have undergone emergency surgery in Mlini, Coatia, after being savaged by the so-called ‘vampire butterfly'.
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Funny story: Greek Tragedy: Phelps Drowns

Greek Tragedy: Phelps Drowns

Athens, Greece - Tragedy struck the Olympics Friday when the American swimming sensation, Michael Phelps, drowned in the middle of the 100m butterfly.
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Funny story: IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

Aug. 2004, Dover Downs, DE, The International Olympic Committee (IOC) today announced that NASCAR Racing would be added to the summer Olympics in 2008. The Committee members left the Hotel Athens after a marathon session where the issue of N...
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Funny story: Kobe Arrested Again: Unidentified Star of Kazaam Claims Rape

Kobe Arrested Again: Unidentified Star of Kazaam Claims Rape

Kobe Bryant, already set to stand trial for allegedly raping a 19-year-old woman in a Colorado hotel, was arrested at his home Monday after a 32-year-old Miami resident claimed he was raped by Bryant back in June.
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A Broke, International Olympic Committee Forced To Ask Bill Gates For Money

ATHENS, GREECE-- With a slump in ticket sales and empty seats that haven't been filled, the International Olympic Committee is facing a major issue. Over the last few years they have accumulated over 30 billion dollars in debt and expenses for a...
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Funny story: Abu Ghraib Probe Indicates Top Brass Involvement

Abu Ghraib Probe Indicates Top Brass Involvement

An army investigation into the Abu Ghraib disaster indicates that it involved not only a few rogue soldiers but also those at the very top. They confirmed that George Tenet had to be involved somewhere as well as that "Stewart woman".
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Funny story: Rock Revolution Rattles Retirement Business

Rock Revolution Rattles Retirement Business

The first care home exclusively for aging hippies has opened its doors with demand exceeding capacity 40-1.
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Funny story: Blunkett's dog argues case for neutering

Blunkett's dog argues case for neutering

While Home Secretary David Blunkett remains barricaded behind his wall of silence as his tangled love life is trawled through the British media, his faithful guide dog has snarled: "I should have had him neutered."...
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Funny story: Aliens abduct winning team

Aliens abduct winning team

A NATIONAL football league has been thrown into crisis after an entire team was abducted by aliens at the end of a crunch derby game.
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Funny story: Aliens fail to distract razor-sharp Sparta

Aliens fail to distract razor-sharp Sparta

Produce Sparta 1 Sredjna Vas Albion 0 Gutsy defending by the visitors, atrocious weather and a brief alien pitch invasion certainly made this Western Bohinj Division Two derby game a tricky one for Sparta.
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Funny story: I'm Too Sexy For My Cell

I'm Too Sexy For My Cell

Lotto Rapist Iorworth Hoare was married to pen pal Irene Harrison 55 in 1993. The ceremony was delayed for half an hour due to the bride and the prison rottweilers arriving at the same time. A near tragedy was averted when one of the warders spotted...
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