Spoof news stories from Friday 9 April 2004
Ford Edsel Ford, Professor of Applied Mathematics at the Barbara Bush Memorial College in Norwich, PA, has shocked the world of politics and science today with a radical claim that the violence, hatred, religious intolerance and rather bad behaviour...
U.S. Marines on the edges of Fallujah checked a long line of cars filled with people trying to leave the tense Iraqi city amid a Serb-called halt to the ethnic conflict Friday.
Oprah Winfrey, whose enormously popular book club has made new authors rise to the best-seller list in a matter of days, has announced a new pick, and the results have been nothing short of astonishing.
Washington, DC (8 Apr 2004): Faced with rapidly mounting troop losses in Iraq, the Pentagon has announced that it plans to deploy thousands of "Super-Soldiers" to quell the growing resistance to the American occupation.
The world famous basket ball star finally claimed his birth right today with the coronation ceremony proclaiming him the new ruler of the country of Jordan.
This morning the Reverend Jesse Jackson was sworn in as the newly elected Imperial Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan. In a speech following the ceremony the Reverend Jackson was quoted as saying, " Well hell, if ya can't beat em', join e...
April9,2004 United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's security detail spent a productive day yesterday erasing reporters tape recor...
WASHINGTON - Condoleezza Rice emphatically assigned blame for White House failures on lack of intelligence.
In an exhilirating twist of policy, the Bush administration, facing mounting criticism of its lack of an exit strategy in Iraq, has turned to pariah state Republika Srpkska to help implement a new 'containment' strategy.