Funny story: Mathematics Professor proves that Iraq problems do not exist

Mathematics Professor proves that Iraq problems do not exist

Ford Edsel Ford, Professor of Applied Mathematics at the Barbara Bush Memorial College in Norwich, PA, has shocked the world of politics and science today with a radical claim that the violence, hatred, religious intolerance and rather bad behaviour...
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Funny story: Serb 'Advisors' Arrive In Iraq: Women and Children Leave Fallujah and Srebrenia

Serb 'Advisors' Arrive In Iraq: Women and Children Leave Fallujah and Srebrenia

U.S. Marines on the edges of Fallujah checked a long line of cars filled with people trying to leave the tense Iraqi city amid a Serb-called halt to the ethnic conflict Friday.
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Funny story: Oprah says, "Everyone should meet their asshole."

Oprah says, "Everyone should meet their asshole."

Oprah Winfrey, whose enormously popular book club has made new authors rise to the best-seller list in a matter of days, has announced a new pick, and the results have been nothing short of astonishing.
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Funny story: Pentagon To Deploy "Super-Soldiers" In Iraq

Pentagon To Deploy "Super-Soldiers" In Iraq

Washington, DC (8 Apr 2004): Faced with rapidly mounting troop losses in Iraq, the Pentagon has announced that it plans to deploy thousands of "Super-Soldiers" to quell the growing resistance to the American occupation.
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Funny story: Michael Jordon Proclaimed King of Jordan

Michael Jordon Proclaimed King of Jordan

The world famous basket ball star finally claimed his birth right today with the coronation ceremony proclaiming him the new ruler of the country of Jordan.
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Funny story: Swearing In!

Swearing In!

This morning the Reverend Jesse Jackson was sworn in as the newly elected Imperial Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan. In a speech following the ceremony the Reverend Jackson was quoted as saying, " Well hell, if ya can't beat em', join e...
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Funny story: Here Come The Judge

Here Come The Judge

April9,2004 United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's security detail spent a productive day yesterday erasing reporters tape recor...
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Funny story: Rice Says Bush Lacks Intelligence

Rice Says Bush Lacks Intelligence

WASHINGTON - Condoleezza Rice emphatically assigned blame for White House failures on lack of intelligence.
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Funny story: US Offers Serbs Immunity For Concentration Camp Technologies

US Offers Serbs Immunity For Concentration Camp Technologies

In an exhilirating twist of policy, the Bush administration, facing mounting criticism of its lack of an exit strategy in Iraq, has turned to pariah state Republika Srpkska to help implement a new 'containment' strategy.
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