Funny story: Cruelty of Genetics: The Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi; The Perverse Political Angle

Cruelty of Genetics: The Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi; The Perverse Political Angle

In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer, KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advi...
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Funny story: EU to change name to "NY City Appeasement Authority"

EU to change name to "NY City Appeasement Authority"

(BRUSSELS)-- The European Union has announced that as of June 1, 2004, it will henceforth be known as "The New York City Appeasement Authority."...
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Funny story: Eurovision Over ?

Eurovision Over ?

The board that organize the Tv Turd that is The Eurovision song contest said that this years compeitition would be the last a spokesperson said "It is with great relief and a good feeling in my heart that eurovision is no more This years cont...
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Funny story: Part-time prime minister Blair awarded Victoria Cross for Iraq bravery

Part-time prime minister Blair awarded Victoria Cross for Iraq bravery

It has been disclosed today that the prime minister of the UK, Toby Blair, has been honoured with a medal for his bravery as a part-time reservist in the Iraq war. The startling revelation that the medal is none other than the revered Victoria Cross...
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Funny story: Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle.

Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle.

In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House announced that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his “damage-control” adviser, Oma-Ho-Sa. Even though a picture of The Bill with Oma-Ho-Sa is widely available, The Bill quickly announced "I never had work relations with that woman and I nev...
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Funny story: Cruelty of Genetics. Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle

Cruelty of Genetics. Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle

In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advis...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Relaxes Anti-Abortion Stance.

George W. Bush Relaxes Anti-Abortion Stance.

In a surprise move Bush today unveiled a pro-abortion policy paper, which if he is re-elected, could become law.
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Funny story: Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

After an intense interview process with Al Qaeda's number one man,Osama bin Laden, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth was hired to head up the organization's Transportation Department.
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Funny story: Satire Writer Writes Article Without Showing Off His Education

Satire Writer Writes Article Without Showing Off His Education

Podunk, VA -- Mr. Theodore Velvurgher, a writer of satirical spoof articles, composed an entire article without once showcasing his liberal college education, sources close to the author have said.
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Funny story: Science Classes Not Fun Enough, Says Panel of Goddamn Hippies

Science Classes Not Fun Enough, Says Panel of Goddamn Hippies

WASHINGTON - College science lectures are too boring and need to be replaced with fun stuff where students can be lulled into believing that people working with dangerous chemicals and radioactive materials don't actually need to know any theory befo...
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Funny story: Alien Abductee Admits to Being Moron, Is Sued by Aliens

Alien Abductee Admits to Being Moron, Is Sued by Aliens

Elmer, Wyoming -- Dewayne Paradoodie, a Wyoming rat farmer who claims to have been abducted by aliens no less than 76 times, issued a press release today in which he admits to having made the whole thing up in order to impress his cousin, Nina Mae Sp...
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Funny story: Mean Ol' Americans Blamed For North Korean Blast

Mean Ol' Americans Blamed For North Korean Blast

North Korea has broken its official silence on a massive blast at a train station stating that "imperialist, yankee carelessness" caused the explosion.
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Funny story: Research? Phew!

Research? Phew!

The latest Phew! Research Poll has addressed the burning question: Which is the Uglier Warmonger, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon or Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat.
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