Funny story: Clergy in turmoil.

Clergy in turmoil.

The Pope today denounced the author of a new book, published this week, saying the book was an affront to god fearing Christians everywhere.
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Funny story: Vatican Seeks More Money; Cracks Down of Free Services

Vatican Seeks More Money; Cracks Down of Free Services

Vatican City - The Vatican, facing its worst financial crisis of the 21st century, insisted on Friday that parishioners in the US and Europe start giving more money and pushed people of all nations stop asking for "freebies" from the church for thing...
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Funny story: All Marriage now banned in attempt to close loophole.

All Marriage now banned in attempt to close loophole.

In the biggest offensive yet against gay marriage, sweeping laws come into effect after the Bush administration realizes that current law allows the legal union of a lesbian to a gay man.
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Funny story: British PM Tony Blair Voted Most Popular Reality TV Character

British PM Tony Blair Voted Most Popular Reality TV Character

London-In a surprising development British Prime Minister Tony Blair was voted as the most popular reality TV personality in a poll taken by the Gallup Company. Blair edged out fellow Brit, Simon Cowell who gained national prominence hosting the "Ido...
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Funny story: Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

New York City - NBC, trying to make up for the end of 'Friends', has created a sitcom starring Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, called 'No Friends'.
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Funny story: Lesbians Take Over Seattle

Lesbians Take Over Seattle

Brutal takeover "not as cool" as some previously imagined.
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Funny story: Royal shock at latest pictures.

Royal shock at latest pictures.

Buckingham Palace today blasted the US newsgroup CBS for showing pictures of the aftermath of the Princess of Wales' car crash in Paris today.
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Funny story: Lost In Translation

Lost In Translation

Al -Quaeda Admits mistake:"It was the Irish we were after"...
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Funny story: Where Art Thou Head, Wolfowitz?

Where Art Thou Head, Wolfowitz?

Dear Paul, Now that many more Americans have died in Iraq after George W. declared "Victory" aboard ship in battle fatigues, I've learned that it was you who was the major architect of "regime change" in Iraq. What, indeed, were you thinking would replace Hussein? "Democracy" after 11 centuries of Muslimland Rule? Who told you that? Which lear...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Run For President

Michael Jackson To Run For President

Neverland Ranch, CA - Michael Jackson officially announced his candidacy for the office of the US President today.
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Funny story: Pakistani nuclear scientist hails Vanunu's release

Pakistani nuclear scientist hails Vanunu's release

"At last, the US and Israel have come to their senses" said Dr Khan, the nuclear scientist who sold Pakistani nuclear secrets to Libya and N.Korea, following the announcement of Mordochai Vanunu's release. "Nuclear scientists are artists",...
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

NASA announced today that the Hubble telescope has recently sent them images of Uranus that have led them to making some shocking discoveries. "We have discovered what appears to be a black hole on Uranus," comment John Spacey, Director of Misa...
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Funny story: Disney's Financial Woes

Disney's Financial Woes

You know, I was looking at the stock market reports. I enjoy it. It's the greatest power-game in the world and you can really learn quite a lot from it. Case in point: Disney's stock has plunged over 20 points during the past five years. I couldn't believe it: Disney, the name that has meant heart-warming entertainment and WAY too expensive pens was experiencing financial woes! This is...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

George W. Bush Library Opening February 2005

U.S. President George "Wimpy" Bush announced today that he will be opening his presidential library in Spring 2005. Most presidents don't establish libraries until after they are out of office. "I'll be lucky if I'm still allowed in the U.S., let...
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Funny story: Preparing For Your Next Hospital Visit

Preparing For Your Next Hospital Visit

You know, I was recently reflecting on my last hospital stay. It began something like this: "OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT STABBING PAIN IN MY CHEST!!! ACK! IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY ARM!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I had a heart attack; a goddamned myocardial infarction! It fuckin' HURT!...
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Funny story: Rhino Has Sex With Car

Rhino Has Sex With Car

LONDON, England -- A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a day to remember at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.
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Funny story: Jackson Under Indictment - - Surprise, Surprise

Jackson Under Indictment - - Surprise, Surprise

SANTA BARBARA, California -- A bench warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson following his indictment by a grand jury investigating allegations that the pop star molested a 12-year-old boy, a source close to the case said Thursday.
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Funny story: The Organ Donor Crisis: How YOU Can Help!

The Organ Donor Crisis: How YOU Can Help!

You may have noticed in the news lately that we're currently in a crisis. That crisis is not drugs, poverty, or domestic violence. No, my friends, our nation is currently faced with a shortage of organ donations. As crazy as it may seem, in this land of abundance, violence, and abundant violence, we can't seem to get organ transplants to people who desperately need them, primarily due to l...
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Funny story: Move Israel Next to Crawford, Texas!

Move Israel Next to Crawford, Texas!

Last night at a pub (a very drunken one), the lone Jew in the bar erupted, "I've got a great solution to the Middle East mess, - not just the one Cheney and Sons put us into last year, - no I'm talking about the one the U.N. put us into in 1948 when it created the State of Israel, thereby royally pissing off to this day all of the Surrounding Arabs.
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Funny story: Geoerge W. Bush, Caught With His "Pink Panties" Down

Geoerge W. Bush, Caught With His "Pink Panties" Down

WASHINGTON, DC - Emergency room physicians at a Washington DC hospital got quite a surprise on Saturday, when G.W. Bush was brought in for an exam after fainting during a local football game. "He didn't want us to loosen his pants, but when...
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Funny story: Cyprus To Vote No To Partition: War Looms Beetween US/EU and India/Russia

Cyprus To Vote No To Partition: War Looms Beetween US/EU and India/Russia

"I feel taken for a ride by the Greek Cypriot government," Mr Verheugen told the European Parliament.
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Funny story: The New Centurian

The New Centurian

Chuck Terzella has reached a rather dubious milestone in his mediocre career as a writer on thespoof.com. He has just posted his one hundredth story on the online humor magazine, a feat that has caused loyal readers much dismay. However, plaudits and...
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Funny story: Hollywood Considers Special Award For Hitler

Hollywood Considers Special Award For Hitler

HOLLYWOOD, California: In a move that has created considerable controversy in the short time since it was suggested, Hollywood Producers have asked the Motion Picture Academy to consider awarding a special Posthumous Achievement Award to Adolf Hitle...
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