Spoof news stories from Wednesday 21 April 2004
An unusual case filed today against the thriving Colorado ski resort today has come to the attention of both lawmakers and anti-spam lobbyists.
Do you drive with your parking lights on at dusk? If so you piss me right off. Good Lord, I can’t drive down the road without wanting to choke the life out of somebody. Whether it is breaking through an intersection when the light is green or speeding up to run a red light after driving below the speed limit for five miles I’ve had it with you morons. I could never run for public office ei...
After lengthy negotiations between the two countries leaders, Bush has agreed to ask for U.N. sanctions against the state of Massachusetts and if necessary lead a peace keeping force in the invasion and occupation of Boston.
In an incredible display of hand-eye coordination, President-2-Be Kerry reached out without warning at an outdoor press conference and with true dexterity pulled a fly straight out of the air.
Polls one week after President Bush's April 13 Press Conference show a massive slip as he looses 12 points to Kerry.
Grundy Center, IA - Local woman Grace Aiken makes no bones about it, she loves e-mail forwards. Even to the point that she estimates that on a given day up to 97% of the information that she shares with others is derived directly from this relatively...
Today in Washington George W Bush stated to a startled United Nations that he was going to war with a lawn bowling club in Scotland.
US President George W. Bush was unmasked as the Devil and placed under house arrest today after a series of marks apparently fulfilling biblical prophecies, were found on the top of his head.
Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has entered Walter Reed Army Hospital for treatment of an undisclosed illness. Doctors have been more circumspect than usual when discussing Mr. Cheney's condition, other than saying it was an elective, but definitel...
Top Scots historian Niall Ferguson has predicted that Islamic immigration will transform an aging Europe into Eurabia inside 50 years.