Funny story: Man looks at watch - realises it's time for bed

Man looks at watch - realises it's time for bed

Dublin, Ireland - April 1st 11.50 pm. Events have taken their toll today on men and women around the world. In some places it's death, in other it's destruction, and in yet other places it's lack of decent swimming pools and outdoor eating facilities...
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Funny story: Bush Balks: Condi Rice to Testify Before 9/11 Commission

Bush Balks: Condi Rice to Testify Before 9/11 Commission

In a move that had more heads spinning than the death of the lady who did the voice of the demon in the "Exorcist" movie, President Bush decided that National Security Advisor, Condoleeza "But You Can Call Me Condi" Rice, would indeed have to testify...
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Funny story: Janet Jackson Unleashes New Album: Breasts Remain Hidden

Janet Jackson Unleashes New Album: Breasts Remain Hidden

Janet Jackson's new album, Damita Jo was released yesterday. She appeared in various places to promote the album. Her breasts remained hidden, for the most part.
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Funny story: Yokels Yoked.

Yokels Yoked.

A dawn swoop Thursday by MI5 agents and police saw eight British farmers arrested and their premises raided for possession of the explosive ammonium nitrate which can sometimes be used as fertilizer. The farmers were dragged from their beds and taken...
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Funny story: John Kerry Chooses Running Mate

John Kerry Chooses Running Mate

The Spoof has the scoop. John Kerry has chosen his vice presidential running mate. It is none other than hotel heiress and sexy socialite, Paris Hilton.
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Funny story: Minister resigns after admitting "I was crap"

Minister resigns after admitting "I was crap"

London, April 1st -Minister Without Portfolio Lunchtime O' Cider, appointed by Tony O' Blair in the last cabinet reshuffle - he was made to move from Defence after selling the Navy to two blokes from Stoke-on-Trent - has resigned today in a devastati...
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Funny story: Don't You Just Hate That?

Don't You Just Hate That?

April 1,2004 A comprehensive world wide survey has determined that everybody hates everybody else. The worlds largest survey ever undertaken in...
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Funny story: Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

The heavens and the earth were thrown into ungodly turmoil yesterday as Jesus H. Christ, son of the Jewish oil magnate God, said that He was ‘bigger than the Beatles'.
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Funny story: Presidential Election to Utilize m&m's - Tabulating Outsourced to Indonesia

Presidential Election to Utilize m&m's - Tabulating Outsourced to Indonesia

Mars Candies has been selected as the official ballet for the 2004 Presidential election. Each US registered voter will receive a bag of m&m candy that will contain one B for Bush vote and one K for Kerry vote. Voters are encouraged to share t...
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Funny story: Europe is GM-free at last

Europe is GM-free at last

Brussels, 1 April 2004 - It's official, folks. GM has finally pulled out of Europe after years of controversy over its products. The final straw for the giant global corporation was reached with the fate of its flagship GM Trabby car. Following y...
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Funny story: Reporters running out of things to report

Reporters running out of things to report

Current studies by numerous credible universities have concluded that Journalists have run out of important things to report.
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