Spoof news stories from Monday 8 September 2003
Beef farming, the latest vogue in farming circles, has turned one happy farmer's long love affair with the business, in to one big nightmare.
An investigation has begun in Buck palace after it was discovered that the Queen had eaten liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti.
EMI, the record label behind so many great artists such as Billy Joel, M People and Robbie Williams have recently won a court case that will change the world forever! The case was unprecidented, but EMI have promised "there'll be plenty more...