Spoof news stories from Sunday 21 September 2003
There was a shocked silence amongst the sporting community, when it was announced that the Olympic games were to be discontinued because they are too racist.
Pop teen virgin, Britney Spears, (who is no longer any of those qualifiers), has started her celebrity comeback in vicious style.
The UK government has today admitted that plans to sell Cocaine as a 'light pick-me-up', have been approved by top-tier cabinet members. The plan is set to go to the vote on Wednesday.
Boffins at Lancaster University have determined that...
David Blaine was spotted in the top London egg & ripe tomato restaurant "The Red White and Yellow Gunge," yesterday afternoon.