Funny story: Monkey Nuts for Bananas

Monkey Nuts for Bananas

Jimbo, the monkey, has escaped from Lancaster University Monkey Research Centre (LUMRC). He is said to be extremely dangerous and residents of the local area are being advised to remain in their homes until he is safely returned.
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Funny story: Freephone Numbers Are The New Sex Chatlines

Freephone Numbers Are The New Sex Chatlines

Bernard Blunt, a sad loner, boasted to his mates about a whole new world that had opened up for him.
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Funny story: Underwater Golf becomes Australian Hit!

Underwater Golf becomes Australian Hit!

A new concept developed 'down-under' is proving to be a massive success with golfers. Underwater Golf is turning out to be quite the hit with local pros. "It's fantastic," says Bruce Almatey, owner of the local club. "This morning I cracked up a s...
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Funny story: Bev's Bevvies belay bellies

Bev's Bevvies belay bellies

Publican, Beverly Basket, has re-discovered an ancient Egyptian recipe originally used during the mummification process, but now prefers it as an additive in her ale. The formula is still top secret, but, as Bev explained, it's not as scary as it...
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Funny story: Kids don't swear like they used to

Kids don't swear like they used to

Research carried out by linguists at Lancaster University, England, has revealed that children just don't swear like they used to.
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