Spoof news stories from Friday 17 October 2003
George W Bush was shaken yesterday morning when he woke up to find that the White House had been painted pink.
You know the ones I mean. The ones that say "Hey, look at my boobs", then, as you're reading this message, you get slapped and verbally abused.
Viscious, fighting, purple frogs have today destroyed much of London city, leaving the streets empty and strewn with the devastation left by battling the frog invasion.
The new governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was elected last week has hit a road block. News agents are constantly asking him how to spell his name, but it isn't just the press who are confused, the common people are crying out in prot...