Spoof news stories from Friday 28 November 2003
NEVERLAND, CA - Police searching Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch have stumbled upon more shocking news concerning the star's fondness for children.
An unemployed actor from Santa Barbara has been charged with 'malicious injestion' following his admission that he swallowed a monkey. Malcolm Jack-san told reporters outside his house that he "saw some guy eating big worms on TV" a...
The granddaughter of Italy's former fascist dictator Benito Mussolini is leaving the right-wing National Alliance party - because its leader Gianfranco Fini called him a "fat, bald, murderous little tosser".
LONDON, ENGLAND- Warner Bros. announced a new addition to the cast of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire today. Michael Jackson was recently added to be the voice of the House Elf, Winky.
Geneticists at Lancaster University have announced that they have invented the world's first self-basting turkey - that actually pours its own juices back over itself while it is being cooked.