Spoof news stories from Tuesday 25 November 2003
Rumour has it that Osama bin Laden changed his name to Howard Golfstein and has become a born again Capitalist - that explains why he was never found.
JK Rowling has declared that she "can't be arsed" to write the next Harry Potter book.
The C.I.A. suffered great embarrassment, when it was revealed that Osama Bin Laden and his forty top Al Qaida operatives had been starring in a top West End production of a traditional Christmas pantomime.
Royal cleaner Edith Marigold, 59, today revealed sickening intimate details of the recent Presidential stay in Buckingham Palace.
Australia`s governing rugby body has demanded changes to the rules following England`s victory at the weekend.