Spoof news stories from Monday 24 November 2003
The giant cheque business is allegedly about to go bust. With the two main events of the year which see a dramatic climb in sales now over with the industry is going to have to weather the storm.
Dangerous kiddie-snaffler Michael Jackson has escaped from custody today, and made off with an Ice Cream van which he plans to use to lure children into his clutches.
Investigators today uncovered a hidden laboratory underneath Michael Jacksons bizzare fun palace, Neverland.
ATLANTA, US - Governor of Georgia Sonny Perdue mysteriously disappeared yesterday - after mistakenly believing he was about to become the victim of a bloodless "velvet revolution".